10 Dumb Things About NASCAR

[troll fodder]

Bubba wrote:

10. NASCAR inconsistency
9. Talladega - bulldoze it or close it
8. Rusty Wallace
7. Rules change mid season
6. No crew chief enginuity allowed
5. Cars flying thru the air like air planes
4. Pocono having two races
3. Lucky Dog free pass
2. Dilusional Joonyer fans with all their excuses
1. Not enough SHORT TRACK races!!!

10. ditto
9. ditto
8. ditto
7. Digger
6. Jerry Punch
5. ditto
4. phantom debris
3. ditto (but it's dawg in these here parts)
2. missing Digger and crew by August
1. the acquisition of Danica P

[Bubba]

troll fodder wrote:

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10. ditto
9. ditto
8. ditto
7. Digger
6. Jerry Punch
5. ditto
4. phantom debris
3. ditto (but it's dawg in these here parts)
2. missing Digger and crew by August
1. the acquisition of Danica P

I can't believe I left off the phantom debris cautions. That should definitely been in my top three! Jerry Punch used to be great until they decided that he has to say the word "joonyer" 888,888,888 times per race.

[JohnnyDeppfan]

Bubba wrote:

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I can't believe I left off the phantom debris cautions. That should definitely been in my top three! Jerry Punch used to be great until they decided that he has to say the word "joonyer" 888,888,888 times per race.

Man oh Man do I ever agree with you about Jerry Punch and Crusty Rusty

[Holy Handgrenade]

Digger needs to be shoved up DW's ass...
Soon, FOX will start to show "Digger" T-shirts and hats on big-boobed women, betting that hard-up guys will purchase the memorabilia, in hopes of scoring with one of those hot "Digger-Ladies".

/Boogity, boogity boogity, indeed...

[Dillinger]

Holy Handgrenade wrote:

Digger needs to be shoved up DW's ass...
Soon, FOX will start to show "Digger" T-shirts and hats on big-boobed women, betting that hard-up guys will purchase the memorabilia, in hopes of scoring with one of those hot "Digger-Ladies".
/Boogity, boogity boogity, indeed...

I was happy as hell when they ran over and killed that stupid little creature!

[Yadda]

xxxbbb

[PEDDLE FASTER]

Dillinger wrote:

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I was happy as hell when they ran over and killed that stupid little creature!

You may have gotten a "mean" skittle, but I thought that was funny as hell!

[Sycamore]

PEDDLE FASTER wrote:

<quoted text>You may have gotten a "mean" skittle, but I thought that was funny as hell!

I agree. Someone should sell "Kill The Rodent" teeshirts. They'd make a fortune!

[PEDDLE FASTER]

Too bad your white legs are in California and my tan ones are in Tenn, we could go into business! LOL

[arnold defendorfor]

nascar is for sissy drivers,beer drinkers,queers,all they do is talk ,no action,the women there are hoes,go to a bar whats the diffrence?

[ruttrosmokesmojo]

arnold defendorfor wrote:

nascar is for sissy drivers,beer drinkers,queers,all they do is talk ,no action,the women there are hoes,go to a bar whats the diffrence?

well you would know have a nice raceday cupcake!!

[Lynn]

has anyone else noticed the trophy girl (don't know her title) that greets the guys in victoty lane seems to wipe her nose alot. maybe it's a nervous thing she does.

[WWE NASCAR]

Lynn wrote:

has anyone else noticed the trophy girl (don't know her title) that greets the guys in victoty lane seems to wipe her nose alot. maybe it's a nervous thing she does.

Maybe a little blow?

[PEDDLE FASTER]

WWE NASCAR wrote:

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Maybe a little blow?

I think she gets sprayed by all the drinks that are flung around which makes her wipe her face. Just a guess.

[NY Nascar]

Sycamore wrote:

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I agree. Someone should sell "Kill The Rodent" teeshirts. They'd make a fortune!

Did he take his road kill home to eat?

[Lynn]

PEDDLE FASTER wrote:

<quoted text>I think she gets sprayed by all the drinks that are flung around which makes her wipe her face. Just a guess.

That's a good guess.I never thought of that. I think you're right. I thought it might be something she does because she's nervous. What is her title?

[PEDDLE FASTER]

Lynn wrote:

<quoted text> That's a good guess.I never thought of that. I think you're right. I thought it might be something she does because she's nervous. What is her title?

Her title? Deer in the Headlights

[Back Breaker]

REDNECK sport...Enough said! I hate that shit!!!!

[Ignignokt]

Back Breaker wrote:

REDNECK sport...Enough said! I hate that shit!!!!

Then don't watch it .
Nobody asked you to .
To label NASCAR as redneck is narrow minded and ignorant .

[JumperJuice]

Bubba wrote:

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I can't believe I left off the phantom debris cautions. That should definitely been in my top three! Jerry Punch used to be great until they decided that he has to say the word "joonyer" 888,888,888 times per race.

BOTH your posts are spot-on.