Hoosier jokes
Dave Wallace

New Haven, IN

#1 Nov 30, 2012
Here are a few of my original Hoosier jokes that I have written over the last several years... Hope they give you a smile or two!

You know you're a Hoosier, if the term "Grandma's Blue" does not refer to her mood but to her hair color after that cheap perm at Dollar General!

You know you're a Hoosier, if you have ever used the phrases "Food of the Gods" and "Cheese Curds" in the same sentence!

You know you're a Hoosier, if the expression
"Downwind" appears more than two times in your property deed or even one time in your wedding vows!

You know you are Hoosier, if two of the stores you are registered at for wedding gifts are currently having Blow-out sales on septic tank cleaners!

You know you're a Hoosier if you have ever gotten into a heated argument that rapidly escalated into a fistfight, over the question, Which coast is "Indiana Beach" on?

Note- I told the above joke to a blonde waitress about a year ago and she gave me that "deer in the headlights look" that said her sense of humor had been surgically removed! LOL

This one is a bit longer. Stay with me as I think it is worth

You know you are a Hoosier, if you get a bank statement that says "insuffient funds", and you say to the wife, "Darn it Woman, I used to be a fun guy, partied hardy 24-7! Now my biggest thrill is sneaking into the tent at the county fair to get a peek at the midget lady mud wrestlers, while that carney with the wrinkled tattoos chases me with his rechargeable cattle prod!!!

Harvey, IL

#2 Dec 1, 2012
Uh no, this lady's not laughing with you and I just hope the rest of the world is not laughing at us.
Dave Wallace

New Haven, IN

#3 Dec 1, 2012
I am sorry that jokes offended you. That was the last thing I wanted to do. These are meant to be light hearted, more like Garrison Keillor's writing than Jeff Foxworthy who says he himself is a redneck. I am a proud Hoosier and tell others on the net I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I will post some other writing here so you don't think this type of humor is all I do! thks Dave W.

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