Things I learned living in Tenn.

Things I learned living in Tenn.

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“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#1 Nov 10, 2009
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Tn.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Tn.

4. If it growls, it'll sick ya, if it crawls it'll bite ya

5.'onced' and 'twiced' are words.

6. It's not a shopping cart it's a buggy.

7.'Jaw-P' means did ya'll go to the bathroom.

8. People actually eat and grow okra.

9.'Fixinto' is one word.

10.There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.

11.Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it in your sippy cup.

12.You switch from heat to AC in one day.

13.You know what a "DAWG" is.

14.You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car.

15.Going to Wal-Mart is known as going to Wally World.

16.The first day of Deer Season is a National Holiday.

17.You understand these jokes and send them to your Tn friends and those who wish they were from Tn.
TSRfan

Philadelphia, PA

#2 Nov 10, 2009
No wonder... people can't get far from the top 17 because they are so busy paying the out of control taxes. I don't think I could afford to live there.

Since: Dec 06

Minneapolis, MN

#3 Nov 10, 2009
Hey I don't live in TN and I have two dawgs and I am fixinto take them for a walk.

“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#5 Nov 10, 2009
I think you are from Tn tho. Sure sounds like it. And I don't call Wal-Mart Wally World, I call it Wal-Fart.

Since: Dec 06

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Nov 10, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
I think you are from Tn tho. Sure sounds like it. And I don't call Wal-Mart Wally World, I call it Wal-Fart.
LOL I do too.

“All hail...”

Since: Jan 07

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#7 Nov 10, 2009
I'm from Tennessee and Peddle just made me homesick! lol! After a deer ran in front of my car and totaled the front end, a passer-by actually stopped and asked if he could take the deer home. Probly fed him all winter...

And I'm fixinto show these yellow-bellied skittlers how we take care of chickins in TN! ROFL!

“No Name, No Slogan”

Since: Jun 08

Dover, OH

#8 Nov 10, 2009
You know you live in Ohio when...

You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
"Down south" to you means Kentucky.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Stores don't have bags--they have sacks.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
You know if another Ohioan is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.

“No Name, No Slogan”

Since: Jun 08

Dover, OH

#9 Nov 10, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
I think you are from Tn tho. Sure sounds like it. And I don't call Wal-Mart Wally World, I call it Wal-Fart.
OMG! Yeppers--Wal Fart! Or, Dante's Seventh Circle Of Hell...
Always...ALWAYS...

*Rebel flag T-shirt
*Child without shoes
*Woman with hair curlers
*Someone with an eyepatch.
*Morbidly obese person on Little Rascal scooter
*White girl with 3 or more multi-racial children
*Frozen food left to thaw in random aisle
*Shitty Pamper in parking lot
*Tear drop tattoo.
*Children over 5 y/o drinking from baby bottle
*Someone buying beer and Pampers
*Someone with puke and / or blood stains on their clothes.
*Pregnant woman with "tramp stamp" showing

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

If this site doesn't have you pee your pants from laughing, you have never been to a Wal Fart!

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“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#10 Nov 10, 2009
Holy Handgrenade wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! Yeppers--Wal Fart! Or, Dante's Seventh Circle Of Hell...
Always...ALWAYS...
*Rebel flag T-shirt
*Child without shoes
*Woman with hair curlers
*Someone with an eyepatch.
*Morbidly obese person on Little Rascal scooter
*White girl with 3 or more multi-racial children
*Frozen food left to thaw in random aisle
*Shitty Pamper in parking lot
*Tear drop tattoo.
*Children over 5 y/o drinking from baby bottle
*Someone buying beer and Pampers
*Someone with puke and / or blood stains on their clothes.
*Pregnant woman with "tramp stamp" showing
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
If this site doesn't have you pee your pants from laughing, you have never been to a Wal Fart!
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There's several of these out there. I'm gonna look in my deleted files and see if I can bring some back up. I haven't seen anything that bad at our local Wal-Fart, close to it, but not quite.
Have you noticed all the skittles we've been getting. And all we're trying to do is lighten the mood up. People do not have a sense of humor. Life is to short to be bitchy all the time!!!

Since: Dec 06

Minneapolis, MN

#11 Nov 10, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
<quoted text>There's several of these out there. I'm gonna look in my deleted files and see if I can bring some back up. I haven't seen anything that bad at our local Wal-Fart, close to it, but not quite.
Have you noticed all the skittles we've been getting. And all we're trying to do is lighten the mood up. People do not have a sense of humor. Life is to short to be bitchy all the time!!!
I agree. There are some that walk around with a chip on their shoulders.

“All hail...”

Since: Jan 07

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#12 Nov 10, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
<quoted text>There's several of these out there. I'm gonna look in my deleted files and see if I can bring some back up. I haven't seen anything that bad at our local Wal-Fart, close to it, but not quite.
Have you noticed all the skittles we've been getting. And all we're trying to do is lighten the mood up. People do not have a sense of humor. Life is to short to be bitchy all the time!!!
You know good and well who is throwing the skittles. Like Amy said, they need batteries.

Since: Dec 06

Minneapolis, MN

#13 Nov 10, 2009
Sycamore wrote:
<quoted text>
You know good and well who is throwing the skittles. Like Amy said, they need batteries.
And lots of them.

“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#14 Nov 10, 2009
Yeah I know. I just can't understand why they won't lighten up and have some fun for a change instead of being so damn serious all the time. That gets old. I can only imagine what their home life is like. If they came to mine, they would be entering a totally different world. It's always fun and games around here. Guess that's why I have very few gray hairs! LOL There's times to be serious, but not 24/7/365

Since: Dec 06

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Nov 10, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
Yeah I know. I just can't understand why they won't lighten up and have some fun for a change instead of being so damn serious all the time. That gets old. I can only imagine what their home life is like. If they came to mine, they would be entering a totally different world. It's always fun and games around here. Guess that's why I have very few gray hairs! LOL There's times to be serious, but not 24/7/365
They have no idea how to have fun or what it is. But that is OK we will have the last laugh.
Bornonthebyu2

AOL

#16 Nov 11, 2009
I'm a red neck trucker from westen Tennessee.
I'm a red neck trucker my sister married me...

“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#17 Nov 11, 2009
Bornonthebyu2 wrote:
I'm a red neck trucker from westen Tennessee.
I'm a red neck trucker my sister married me...
They've been known to scrape the bottom of the barrel at times. I hope you're not from Western Tenn. And there isn't anything wrong with being a trucker.

“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#18 Nov 11, 2009
I meant Northwest Tenn, sorry.
Anita

Murfreesboro, TN

#19 Nov 12, 2009
This thread is too funny and it really hits home for me. I moved to Tennessee two years ago after living in Ohio for 30 years.

“Life”

Since: Jun 09

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#20 Nov 12, 2009
Anita wrote:
This thread is too funny and it really hits home for me. I moved to Tennessee two years ago after living in Ohio for 30 years.
Do you live in N,ville? I have a daughter in Hendersonville. I'm in Northwest Tn. about 2 1/2 hrs from N,ville.
Anita

Murfreesboro, TN

#21 Nov 17, 2009
PEDDLE FASTER wrote:
<quoted text>Do you live in N,ville? I have a daughter in Hendersonville. I'm in Northwest Tn. about 2 1/2 hrs from N,ville.
Old Hickory, but I work in Nashville.

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