Mom: Lisa get off your fat arse and get a job!<quoted text>
Rick wouldn't let a nutcase like you in his garage.
Overheard at WWE Nascar's home.
Wife: Your father is still busy harassing Jr fans and making no contribution to Topix.
Kids: Our father is lame and has no life.
Lisa: Mom I can't do anything except for annoy people on the Topix forum, you have not let me out of the basement for 13 years.
Mom: yea I guess we will have to knock down a couple of walls now!