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“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#1 Jan 20, 2007
#26 - The Camping Trip

Pierre and Boudreaux went on a camping trip.
After supper and several beers they both laid down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Boudreaux woke up and nudged Pierre.

Boudreaux says, "Pierre, look up at de sky and tell me whatchu see."

Pierre replies, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Boudreaux says, "What does dat tell you?"

Pierre ponders for a minute, den says ... "Astronomically, it tells me dat dere are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe dat Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce dat de time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see dat God is all powerful and dat we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect dat we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

Well, despite all of de amazing information coming from Pierre, Boudreaux is not impressed. Boudreaux asks, "Mais Pierre, but *what* does dat tell you?"

Pierre is silent and puzzled, and doesn't answer.

Boudreaux slaps Pierre across de head and says, "Pierre, you idiot. Someone has stolen our dam tent!"

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#2 Jan 20, 2007
NOW LET'S GET SOME LAUGHTER IN HERE FOLKS TILL OUR BOYS SOME BACK.....LET'S GO RACING BOY'S WE MISS YALL!

Boudreaux once had a job as a taxicab driver in Baton Rouge.
One day, he picked up a Texan on his way to the airport. When they passed by the LSU football stadium, the Texan said "What's that?"

Boudreaux said,"Dat's Tiger Stadium."

The Texan said,"How long did it take y'all to build it?"

Boudreaux said,"Mais, about five years."

The Texan said,"Oh, we've got a bigger one in Austin that only took one year."

As they passed the state capitol, the Texan asked again,"What's that building?"

Boudreaux said,"Dat's the state capitol"."And how long did it take y'all to build that?"

Boudreaux said,"About three years."

The Texan said,"We've got one in Austin that only took six months."

Boudreaux had just about enough of this, you know. Then they drove past the Mississippi River Bridge.

The Texan said,"How long did it take y'all to build that bridge?"

Boudreaux said,"I don't know. It wasn't there this morning."

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU DUPONTGRANNY24!!!!!!!
LMAO

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#3 Jan 20, 2007
HERE YOU GO LILGCAT!!!!!!!

And for those of you who don't have myspace, you don't wanna miss this one: Here Goes! So true:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You a lmost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading itan't get this, here goes:

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#4 Jan 20, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
HERE YOU GO LILGCAT!!!!!!!
And for those of you who don't have myspace, you don't wanna miss this one: Here Goes! So true:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You a lmost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading itan't get this, here goes:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....KINDA OF LIKE..ONLY A MAN WOULD MAKE THAT SPIDER VIDEO...YA KNOW WHAT I MEAH? LOVE, LILGCAT...PEACE OUT...XOXOXOXOXOX

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#5 Jan 20, 2007
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN? THAT WAS TOO TOO FUNNY!!!!! TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE, SO THEY SAY:

SAINTTSS!!!
Body: Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New
Orleans Saints towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#6 Jan 20, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
HERE YOU GO LILGCAT!!!!!!!
And for those of you who don't have myspace, you don't wanna miss this one: Here Goes! So true:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You a lmost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading itan't get this, here goes:
WHAT'S UP WITH VENDETTA...ARE YOU GUYS STILL IN TOUCH...I THINK THAT IS GREAT THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BECOME FRIENDS....P.S. THANKS FOR THE JOKES...THINKS HAVE SETTLED DOWN A BIT AND I AM SOOOO GLAD...BUT I AM SURE AS SOON AS IT IS RACE TIME....THERE WILL BE PEOPLE POPPING ON BASHING JEFF AND JIMMIE...NO MATTER....THEY ARE GREAT...ONE IS THE CHAMP AND ONE HAS BEEN THE CHAMP FOUR TIMES....SOOOO BASH ALL YOU WANT.....WE LOVE THE HENDRICK BOYS...AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN SAY TO ME ANYWAY...THAT WILL PISS ME OFF....WE KNOW THEY ARE THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOES THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK SAY NOW.....????? 28 DAYS, 21 HOURS AND 52 MINUTES..........WHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOLLL....MEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#7 Jan 20, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN? THAT WAS TOO TOO FUNNY!!!!! TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE, SO THEY SAY:
SAINTTSS!!!
Body: Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New
Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

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#8 Jan 20, 2007
VENDETTA IS BACK HARD AT WORK HAS ALOT OF DWI'S ETC. FROM THE HOLIDAYS. HE STAYS IN TOUCH BUT IS BUSY AS EVER.
YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WILL START UP AFTER THE RACES BEGIN........GENTLEMEN PLZ PLZ PLZ START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!! LOL
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR SAYS THE TIGER TO THE LILCAT.

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#9 Jan 20, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
VENDETTA IS BACK HARD AT WORK HAS ALOT OF DWI'S ETC. FROM THE HOLIDAYS. HE STAYS IN TOUCH BUT IS BUSY AS EVER.
YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WILL START UP AFTER THE RACES BEGIN........GENTLEMEN PLZ PLZ PLZ START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!!!! LOL
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR SAYS THE TIGER TO THE LILCAT.
I HAD TO READ THIS TWICE...SINCE YOU SAID HE HAS SO MANY DWI'S FROM THE HOLIDAYS...I FORGOT FOR A MOMENT HE IS AN ATTORNEY....I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HECK YOU DID TO HIM OVER THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY TO GET SO MANY DWI'S....JUST KIDDING...IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO GET IT......LET IT SNOW...LET IT SNOW...WE HAVE ABOUT 3 INCHES OF SNOW.....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY, PRETTY SNOW!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO OUT AND PLAY IN IT.....NO WAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!! ICE IS WHAT STARTED F.....D UP MY BACK TO BEGIN WITH.....I LOVE THE SNOW THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! LILGCAT...PEACE OUT...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#10 Jan 21, 2007
YEAH HE IS AN ATTORNEY. HE HAS A FEW TRIALS, LIKE DRUG CHARGES ETC. NOTHING LIKE THAT BIG ONE WHERE THE DAMN STEP DAD KILLED HIS STEPDAUGHTER AND THREW HER UNDER THE BRIDGE HERE. THAT WAS A WILD CASE. VENDETTA WANTED THE MOTHER CHARGED ALSO. TELL YOU ON PHONE WHY, BUT THERE WERE PREVIOUS RESTRAINING ORDERS ETC.

WISH WE HAD SNOW HERE. JUST RAINY AND NASTY TODAY.
LILGCAT wrote:
<quoted text>I HAD TO READ THIS TWICE...SINCE YOU SAID HE HAS SO MANY DWI'S FROM THE HOLIDAYS...I FORGOT FOR A MOMENT HE IS AN ATTORNEY....I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HECK YOU DID TO HIM OVER THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY TO GET SO MANY DWI'S....JUST KIDDING...IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO GET IT......LET IT SNOW...LET IT SNOW...WE HAVE ABOUT 3 INCHES OF SNOW.....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY, PRETTY SNOW!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO OUT AND PLAY IN IT.....NO WAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!! ICE IS WHAT STARTED F.....D UP MY BACK TO BEGIN WITH.....I LOVE THE SNOW THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! LILGCAT...PEACE OUT...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#11 Jan 21, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
YEAH HE IS AN ATTORNEY. HE HAS A FEW TRIALS, LIKE DRUG CHARGES ETC. NOTHING LIKE THAT BIG ONE WHERE THE DAMN STEP DAD KILLED HIS STEPDAUGHTER AND THREW HER UNDER THE BRIDGE HERE. THAT WAS A WILD CASE. VENDETTA WANTED THE MOTHER CHARGED ALSO. TELL YOU ON PHONE WHY, BUT THERE WERE PREVIOUS RESTRAINING ORDERS ETC.
WISH WE HAD SNOW HERE. JUST RAINY AND NASTY TODAY.
<quoted text>
WE DID NOT GET MUCH SNOW AND IT IS STARTING TO MELT A LITTLE....THE SAINTS/BEARS GAME IS GOOD....I HOPE THE SAINTS WIN....BYE THE WAY JIMMIE IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE POST GAME GUYS.......DID YOU SEE THAT SATURDAY...THE ROLEX 24 RACE IS ON SATURDAY...JIMMIE, JEFF AND TONY WILL RACE.....YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
dupontgranny24

Ashburn, VA

#12 Apr 8, 2007
woohoo sis they are cute i love em love ya sis

“Got My Jimmie On !”

Since: Apr 07

The Desert

#13 Apr 10, 2007
Hey! LilGcat...is that you? How the heck you been!...call me or e-mail me! Use the "Miss" e-mail address....Missed ya gal!...Rebel

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#14 Jun 12, 2007
RebelChild48 wrote:
Hey! LilGcat...is that you? How the heck you been!...call me or e-mail me! Use the "Miss" e-mail address....Missed ya gal!...Rebel
HEEEEELLLLOOOO REBEL!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T TALKED EVERY WEEKEND...BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD COME ON BOARD AND DO SOME LIGHT READING BEFORE BED....GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO JIMME "THE 2006 NASCAR NETEL CHAMPION" JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TO WATCH THAT 48 DRIVE.....AND GOOOOOOO JEFF GORDON....BUT WATCH OUT JIMMIE IS A CHAMP ALSO.......XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX O

“Got My Jimmie On !”

Since: Apr 07

The Desert

#15 Jun 13, 2007
LILGCAT wrote:
<quoted text>HEEEEELLLLOOOO REBEL!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T TALKED EVERY WEEKEND...BUT I THOUGHT I WOULD COME ON BOARD AND DO SOME LIGHT READING BEFORE BED....GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO JIMME "THE 2006 NASCAR NETEL CHAMPION" JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TO WATCH THAT 48 DRIVE.....AND GOOOOOOO JEFF GORDON....BUT WATCH OUT JIMMIE IS A CHAMP ALSO.......XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX O
You "Crack" me up!!! See I never blew it for you this past weekend...do you know how hard it was not to "Call" you!...Im glad we have stayed in touch with each other...watch the mail....Birthady Card is a "Roll'in" your way....Loves ya!....Rebel (You Got Mail)

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#16 Jun 14, 2007
HEY EVERYONE, GoJeff is back for a while? How the hell yall been. Rebel I changed my number if you want the new one let me know.
Miss and love you all,
Tiger

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#17 Jun 15, 2007
GoJeff wrote:
HEY EVERYONE, GoJeff is back for a while? How the hell yall been. Rebel I changed my number if you want the new one let me know.
Miss and love you all,
Tiger
I sent you another email a few days ago....I also called you...did you say you changed your number? Email me with it.....PEACE OUT...LILGCAT XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

“LOVE JIMMIE AND JEFF!!!!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

St. Louis

#18 Jun 15, 2007
RebelChild48 wrote:
<quoted text>You "Crack" me up!!! See I never blew it for you this past weekend...do you know how hard it was not to "Call" you!...Im glad we have stayed in touch with each other...watch the mail....Birthady Card is a "Roll'in" your way....Loves ya!....Rebel (You Got Mail)
My son called me at the end and told me about Jeff...I also watched a pretty cool "director's clip" of the race on NASCAR.COM . I have one more weekend until I can start watching the races again!!!!! Thanks for helping out during the races!!!!!!! I am going to to try to hit the casino for a bit tomorrow to celebrate you know what...!!!!! Still checking the mail....PEACE OUT XOXOXOXOXOXOX
Josh bown

UK

#19 Jul 25, 2007
freeks

“Miss you much FLAMES!!!!!!!”

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#20 Jul 27, 2007
Wow such creative writing there. How long did it take you to come up with a mis-spelled word. And in a room no one has chatted in for some time now.
Josh bown wrote:
freeks

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