Sliced Bread goes into the spin cycle

Tony didn't mean to do it. Tony Stewart didn't mean to get in the back of Joey Logano, which sent Sliced Bread up the track, smacking Reed Sorenson, whose car sent poor Logano into the air for what seemed like a gazillion times Sunday.

[No Shiites]

Write about the guys in the chase, not the losers.

[Nascant]

No, because the chase drivers are boring. Too many cautions, too many green/white/checkered flags, one driver is usually way out in front, can't speed down pit lane, can't race back to the finish line on a caution, can't talk bad about nascar, can't bump and rub, can't be aggressive, too many "competition" cautions, someone not in the chase can't be racing someone who is(drivers cry about that all the time), it's too early in the race to be racing(WHAT?), braodcasters won't say anything bad about nascar, too many sponsors, too many sponsors mentioned, restarts sponsored, trivia questions sponsored, sponsors on cars, sponsors talked about by drivers(then you go to commercials - more sponsors), the chase is boring. Anyone have more?

[XoXo Nascar]

The chase isn't boring, we have new players, old players and past champions. There's a close race which shows how even the playing field is right now.

[Nascant]

You're a relative of Mike Helton, right?

[Heh heh heh]

Nascant wrote:

No, because the chase drivers are boring. Too many cautions, too many green/white/checkered flags, one driver is usually way out in front, can't speed down pit lane, can't race back to the finish line on a caution, can't talk bad about nascar, can't bump and rub, can't be aggressive, too many "competition" cautions, someone not in the chase can't be racing someone who is(drivers cry about that all the time), it's too early in the race to be racing(WHAT?), braodcasters won't say anything bad about nascar, too many sponsors, too many sponsors mentioned, restarts sponsored, trivia questions sponsored, sponsors on cars, sponsors talked about by drivers(then you go to commercials - more sponsors), the chase is boring. Anyone have more?

AmeN! Gentlemen....START Your Engines!!

[LTE14]

LOL...I thought it was a great article. Matt is a baked potato - smack down between the owners would be a sight to see and I think Tony should get back into some trash talkin'

[ryansgirl39]

I don't even know why they call Logano Sliced Bread -- even though I can't stand Kyle -- Logano is never going to be a Kyle Busch. They should have called Kyle Sliced Bread. Which, come to think of it, is about the most stupid driver nickname I have ever heard in my life. JMO.

[WWE NASCAR]

XoXo Nascar wrote:

The chase isn't boring, we have new players, old players and past champions. There's a close race which shows how even the playing field is right now.

Breaking News: The NFL has announced that from now on all teams will participate in the playoffs; whether the team qualifies for the playoffs off not. Critics called the plan ridiculous, but a NFL spokesman said: "Hey NASCAR does it!"

[Kornback Rattler]

LTE14 wrote:

LOL...I thought it was a great article. Matt is a baked potato - smack down between the owners would be a sight to see and I think Tony should get back into some trash talkin'

I think Stewart's nickname around the pits is Ron Jermey or the "hedgehog"

[A Fan]

Write about Danika.

[Correction]

A Fan wrote:

Write about Danika.

That's D A N I C A.

[Nascant]

This board is as exciting as nascar......

[A real fan]

Nascant wrote:

No, because the chase drivers are boring. Too many cautions, too many green/white/checkered flags, one driver is usually way out in front, can't speed down pit lane, can't race back to the finish line on a caution, can't talk bad about nascar, can't bump and rub, can't be aggressive, too many "competition" cautions, someone not in the chase can't be racing someone who is(drivers cry about that all the time), it's too early in the race to be racing(WHAT?), braodcasters won't say anything bad about nascar, too many sponsors, too many sponsors mentioned, restarts sponsored, trivia questions sponsored, sponsors on cars, sponsors talked about by drivers(then you go to commercials - more sponsors), the chase is boring. Anyone have more?

Don't Watch Then. Watch Boring Football and quit complaining

[racing chick]

A real fan wrote:

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Don't Watch Then. Watch Boring Football and quit complaining

I agree. That is why I was racing. It's exciting. Like I've said in other forums.. I have been a ES fan for 5 years and will continue as long as he races. When he's done,so am I. I am not a band wagon jumper.

[racing chick]

Sorry "A real fan" I meant "That is why I WATCH racing" not was. LOL

[Toodles]

racing chick wrote:

<quoted text>I agree. That is why I was racing. It's exciting. Like I've said in other forums.. I have been a ES fan for 5 years and will continue as long as he races. When he's done,so am I. I am not a band wagon jumper.

He's been done for a long time. What has he done in the last 5 years worth mentioning except for sueing to keep a job he can't handle.

[Kornback Rattler]

racing chick wrote:

<quoted text>I agree. That is why I was racing. It's exciting. Like I've said in other forums.. I have been a ES fan for 5 years and will continue as long as he races. When he's done,so am I. I am not a band wagon jumper.

ES? Elliot Sadler? aka Mr. Crash.

[nunyadb]

WTF with this bs "article"?

[racing chick]

nunyadb wrote:

WTF with this bs "article"?

then don't come on

[mike also stutters]

Tony should get back to the buffet and keep his trap shut.

LTE14 wrote:

LOL...I thought it was a great article. Matt is a baked potato - smack down between the owners would be a sight to see and I think Tony should get back into some trash talkin'