Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s terrible, bad, awful day

Sep 20, 2009 Full story: The Mobile Register Online 65

Dale Earnhardt Jr. smacks the wall late in Sunday's race at New Hampshire. Dale Earnhardt Jr.

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Voice of Reality

Petersburg, VA

#70 Sep 26, 2009
Being very honest about Dale Jr. and his abilities, I think that everybody understands that when compared to the Top Line drivers in Cup, Joonyer's abilities are limited. Joonyer can have a good day and even win if everything works right, I will admit to that, however, the great drivers can take a bad day, do the best they can to help improve the car on pit stops and nurse it along when it is not running up to snuff. The better drivers can drive away from many incidents that happen during a race as Jeff Burton did when he got turned sideways.
Joonyer is an average driver in exceptional equipment and has always been so, much like Danica Patrick, neither can ofter maximize the potential of a car with handling problems, nor can they effectively offer suggestions as what they think will help the problems. It is not hard to like the personable Joonyer, however, many of the less informed allow this emotion to hide his OBVIOUS flaws as a driver and allows them only to see Joonyer through the "Rose Colored Glasses" that will most of the time make Joonyer's problems, problems that were brought on by mysterious outside obstructions that hinder the obvious greatness of their "Chosen One".

Outside issues, such as
Evil Stepmother
Incompetent Crew Chief
Mysterious Engine Problems
Fault of competitors in causing Joonyer to wreck
Overachieving teammates
and lastly, the ever present run of Bad Luck

All these problems hinder the ascension of their "Chosen One" to his rightful place on the "NASCAR Throne", despite the fact that so many find his Butt to be cute, would like to maul him and oh yes, the "Stupid Lisa" (Who knows what name she is using this month) comeback of, "I bet he makes more money than you".

I wish the best for Joonyer and hope he rockets to his rightful place in NASCAR, that of being an OK driver with a famous name and Grandad's number.
In other words, a middle of the pack driver with legions of minions to proclaim his greatness and give reasons as to why it is never realized.
Voice of Reality

Petersburg, VA

#72 Sep 26, 2009
QueenPunk wrote:
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*yawn* Try not putting someone to sleep with your novels.
Not at all, just like your sex life, it is non existent, EXCEPT, for that little "Bunny" that just keeps going and going.

Queen, did you get a buzz last night?
Voice of Reality

Petersburg, VA

#73 Sep 26, 2009
QueenPunk wrote:
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*yawn* Try not putting someone to sleep with your novels.
Sorry, I can not help but to respond to the novel statement, a novel, perhaps, however, a non fiction novel.
Voice of Reality

Petersburg, VA

#75 Sep 26, 2009
QueenPunk wrote:
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No, but I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Oh, so you changed the shape of your constant electrical vibrating companion to a Gecko? I have always heard that they can vibrate that tail at a high rate of RPMs.
Tony Stewart

Largo, FL

#76 Sep 26, 2009
I'd like to dedicate this song to Dale Earnhardt Jr. and it comes from the bottom of my a-ss.

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