Danica Patrick To Race For JR Motorsports In 2010

It appears one of the biggest names in Indy Car will be making the switch from open-wheel racing to stock cars.

[barr]

whoopie.. Dannia and Jr together. The 2 most overrated racers in the world.

[acrim]

This is consistent with the "all hype" and totaling boring NA$CRAP and IRL series - each of which is broken beyond repair.

[Cowabunga]

acrim wrote:

This is consistent with the "all hype" and totaling boring NA$CRAP and IRL series - each of which is broken beyond repair.

You're retarded. Go back to trying to understand Sat morning cartoons.

[Chris]

Danica should do playboy now that would get us guys to the track.

[Whoyakidding]

I heard a funny today on Sirius radio on the NASCAR channel. Someone was talking about a book that Danica had written some time back. Supposedly in the book she says she is waiting till she stops driving to have breast augmentation surgery because she fears increasing her breast size might cause injury in a crash from the belts. Well, at least the girl knows she's a little light in the blouse. I wonder what she plans to go to from her current -A cup?

[Danicant]

Danicant.

[Kornbak-Rattler]

Whoyakidding wrote:

I heard a funny today on Sirius radio on the NASCAR channel. Someone was talking about a book that Danica had written some time back. Supposedly in the book she says she is waiting till she stops driving to have breast augmentation surgery because she fears increasing her breast size might cause injury in a crash from the belts. Well, at least the girl knows she's a little light in the blouse. I wonder what she plans to go to from her current -A cup?

I read that she's looking at a 36DD. She's bound to get more of the bois than Jr. after that.

[Snow]

My friend that works for AGR is hoping and praying she heads to Nascar and never returns to IRL.
He says that would be great to be rid of her and her fits.

[Ski]

The Junior is really going to be happy. Now that Danica is coming to NASCAR, he won't be the only underperforming, overhyped driver in the series.

[Mr Stewie]

Whoyakidding wrote:

I heard a funny today on Sirius radio on the NASCAR channel. Someone was talking about a book that Danica had written some time back. Supposedly in the book she says she is waiting till she stops driving to have breast augmentation surgery because she fears increasing her breast size might cause injury in a crash from the belts. Well, at least the girl knows she's a little light in the blouse. I wonder what she plans to go to from her current -A cup?

Stewie votes for d-cups.

[Ski]

Mr Stewie wrote:

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Stewie votes for d-cups.

D'd would be good.
DD'd may be too big for her. They would definitely interfere with the prefered NASCAR driving position. With sweater meat that big, she would give new meaning to the term "Woman On Wheel".

[Wang]

It wirr be malketing 'jug'gelnaut. Wang think hel bobbreboobs wirr be top serrel.

[Snow]

Mr Stewie wrote:

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Stewie votes for d-cups.

Nice to look at but I would not want to be humpbacked packing them around all the time....I am happy with my C

[acrim]

Cowabunga wrote:

<quoted text>You're retarded. Go back to trying to understand Sat morning cartoons.

You are exactly the type of idiot that NA$CRAP needs to maintain the "moron constituency" in it's fan base since no one with a brain thinks that crap is entertaining. Just keep watch'in 'em go round and round and round while never trying to "race" each other....ya dunce!

[Ski]

Snow wrote:

<quoted text>Nice to look at but I would not want to be humpbacked packing them around all the time....I am happy with my C

Nice to look at and nicer to fondle. I'm not sporting them around, so a D or DD is great.

[Ski]

acrim wrote:

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You are exactly the type of idiot that NA$CRAP needs to maintain the "moron constituency" in it's fan base since no one with a brain thinks that crap is entertaining. Just keep watch'in 'em go round and round and round while never trying to "race" each other....ya dunce!

One of my favorite quotes...

"I didn’t understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you’ll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. I can make fun of NASCAR fans because if they chase me, I just turn right."

Anyone know who said this...anyone...anyone?