MLB: Danica delivers the ceremonial first pitch at Wrigley Field

NASCAR driver Danica Patrick threw out the ceremonial first pitch before a baseball game between the Houston Astros and the Chicago Cubs in Chicago on Sunday.

[Jorge]

Throws like girl

[F1 Funatic]

Jorge wrote:

Throws like girl

pismire!

[duh huh]

...I got another couple of balls to give if she's up for that. That Danica Patrick is one piece of ACE if you know what I mean.

[joe]

KEEP it in your pants!
She wouldn't want you or me);

p.s. YES, she is "HOT"

[Jorge]

Msybe she could play catcher and take a couple of balls off the chin.

[WWE CRASHCAR 2012]

What was she wearing?

http://www.bing.com/images/search...

[Jorge]

too much

[redrum]

clueless.

[Jorge]

She is clueless, the only thing you've said that's accurate and truthful, realdumb

[Hilton Head]

WWE CRASHCAR 2012 wrote:

What was she wearing?
http://www.bing.com/images/search...

That's a lot better than what she had on at the ESPY'S

[redrum]

Jorge wrote:

Msybe she could play catcher and take a couple of balls off the chin.

I don't think she wants to pick up on your nasty hadits, jorgisdumb.

[Jorge]

Poor realdumb - try to be original moron.

By the way - noticed Drwafica's last four finishes? One 11, two in the 30's and lastly 43rd as in LAST!!!!! At that rate, it may take oral sex to keep her ride.

[ohoh]

Jorge wrote:

Poor realdumb - try to be original moron.

By the way - noticed Drwafica's last four finishes? One 11, two in the 30's and lastly 43rd as in LAST!!!!! At that rate, it may take oral sex to keep her ride.

she might be hot, but a man who drives like her wouldn't be allowed near a NASCAR track

[Jorge]

Hot? Maybe if one fancies A-cup angry dwarfs.

[F1 Funatic]

Jorge wrote:

Hot? Maybe if one fancies A-cup angry dwarfs.

You mean like your mom?

[hatchet]

With Danica pitching I will catch anytime hehehe!

[Jorge]

You can probably do better - unless you, like F1, fancy breastless angry dwarfs.

[hatchet]

Jorge wrote:

You can probably do better - unless you, like F1, fancy breastless angry dwarfs.

Well Jorge I really like her modeling pictures laying on the hood of a car....come on!!

[Jorge]

I understand th charm of her spreading her legs but she looks more lke an underdeveloped adolescent playing at porno than an adult.

[Hilton Head]

hatchet wrote:

<quoted text>Well Jorge I really like her modeling pictures laying on the hood of a car....come on!!

She does make a better hood ornament than a driver.