Jason Mraz is coming to Myanmar for anti human trafficking.
He is coming to kiss you as Obama did to your heroine SuuKyi. Not very Buddhist Burmese, though. Never mind.
You can have a relationship with Jason Mraz and Garrett too now that the Hindu has abandoned you.
When you catch aids, your heroine SuuKyi Aris, UNAIDS ambassador will take care of you.
It is OK if you have no respect for traditioanl Burmese songs, music, sports, attire, religion etc etc.
After all you are only a half-caste b*st*rd who has no shared values with Burmese people. Tragedy is that you are not Portugese either. Braganza of Brazil will love to have you as a perfect servant in the Brazilian royal household.
You can watch your Lord and Master HM King Shwebomin II doing lambada with gorgeous Brazilian girls whilst you have Garret behind close you.
That does not mean you are not a brilliant agent. In fact you are incomparable, in sucking up to the colonilst Christopher Buyers who got many historical facts wrong.
Who the f*ck is this non-entity s*ht Chrisopher Buyers to demand that your Lord and Master HM Shwebomin II submit anything to him. A*sehole!
You sbmitted to us who your grandmother was and your mother was or is: Portugese. Being an agent, a servant to Trolls Inc., of course you need to submit such personal details.
A non-entity English s*it Chrispoher would not have a chance to nibble a scrap form the banquests of the European royals or any royals, much as he would like to.
Your trust in Garret and Buyers convince us that you have slave mentality. That is what really like about you.
You make a very good agent, slave.
Keep up good work. And don't forget to advise Demented Voices of Burma (DVB)to broadcast malacious videos about your Lord and Master HM Shwebomin II before they get kicked out of Norway.
If they become skint they can beg Qataris for money. They can use their ba*ksides as collateral. OK?
They did a great job in accusing the Burmese government of nuclear bomb project, using a single metal disc as evidence. Most amusing.
We are looking forward to seeing more of your brilliant work to pay homage to your Lord and master HM King Shwebomin II, who had appointed Senior General Than-Shwe as Regent.
We are waiting.