Llama Killed Freddie Mercury's Michael Jackson Dreams

Oct 3, 2012 Full story: ContactMusic.com 47

Michael Jackson 's llama wrecked Freddie Mercury 's dreams of recording a hit duet with the King of Pop - because the QUEEN star didn't like working in a studio with an overgrown pet.

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Shame that a llama got in the way.

I wish Freddie had ignored it and collaborated a recording with MJ.

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#2 Oct 3, 2012
Did the Llama have an overbite too?

It was probably chewing on Murcury's dead dried hair.

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#3 Oct 3, 2012
octo wrote:
Did the Llama have an overbite too?

It was probably chewing on Murcury's dead dried hair.
Could be the only animals Freddie liked we're of the three legged kind. No one considered that MJ may have had the llama there for his own protection.

They both could have made some beautiful music together:-(

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Could be the only animals Freddie liked we're of the three legged kind. No one considered that MJ may have had the llama there for his own protection.
They both could have made some beautiful music together:-(
Michael Jackson was a freak.

Who else would think of bringing a filthy Llama inside a studio?

Freddie Mercury did record a couple duets with the clown.

They all remain unreleased but they can be heard on You Tube.

Mercury did the original duet of "State Of Shock"

Way better than Mick Jagger's dreadful version with Jacko.

Perhaps, it was chosen because they were both MJ's?

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#5 Oct 3, 2012
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Michael Jackson was a freak.
Who else would think of bringing a filthy Llama inside a studio?
Freddie Mercury did record a couple duets with the clown.
They all remain unreleased but they can be heard on You Tube.
Mercury did the original duet of "State Of Shock"
Way better than Mick Jagger's dreadful version with Jacko.
Perhaps, it was chosen because they were both MJ's?
Llamas are very clean and intelligent creatures.

MJ loved all creatures great and small. I find that so endearing. What a beautiful person he was.

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Llamas are very clean and intelligent creatures.
MJ loved all creatures great and small. I find that so endearing. What a beautiful person he was.
Llamas stink and shit all over the place.

I wouldn't bring one inside a building.

No wonder Freddie Mercury left.

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#7 Oct 4, 2012
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Llamas stink and shit all over the place.
I wouldn't bring one inside a building.
No wonder Freddie Mercury left.
All the llamas I have come across don't stink and have the most softest coats. They are shy, sweet and gentle natured creatures.

Freddie didn't mind shovelling shite uphill, so he the essence of llama would have been sweet.

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All the llamas I have come across don't stink and have the most softest coats. They are shy, sweet and gentle natured creatures.
Freddie didn't mind shovelling shite uphill, so he the essence of llama would have been sweet.
Yet he complained about the llama and left...

I'd imagine the odor was unbearable.

They stink outside. Do you think llamas are stuffed animals?

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Yet he complained about the llama and left...
I'd imagine the odor was unbearable.
They stink outside. Do you think llamas are stuffed animals?
Real, live llamas have no body odor and their shite don't stink at all.

Llamas have a good sense of smell and Freddie must have been on its nose. The animal must have spat at him, their spit stinks. That's why Freddie got offended.

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Real, live llamas have no body odor and their shite don't stink at all.
Llamas have a good sense of smell and Freddie must have been on its nose. The animal must have spat at him, their spit stinks. That's why Freddie got offended.
This is a ridiculous conversation.

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This is a ridiculous conversation.
Only for the mere fact that you aren't an animal lover and you just put an innocent animal down because it loved Michael Jackson.

That is ridiculous.

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Only for the mere fact that you aren't an animal lover and you just put an innocent animal down because it loved Michael Jackson.
That is ridiculous.
I have a Dachshund. I love animals but would never want a llama.

It is a petting zoo animal that belongs outside.

The llama didn't love Michael Jackson. It lives to eat grass.

They eat, they stink and they shit...

Next, you'll be telling us that the llama talked.

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#13 Oct 4, 2012
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I have a Dachshund. I love animals but would never want a llama.
It is a petting zoo animal that belongs outside.
The llama didn't love Michael Jackson. It lives to eat grass.
They eat, they stink and they shit...
Next, you'll be telling us that the llama talked.
They are highly intelligent and inquisitive creatures.

It's not a petting zoo animal. It's a farm animal that is bred for its milk, flesh and fur. They have no body odor and their shite is odor free.

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They are highly intelligent and inquisitive creatures.
It's not a petting zoo animal. It's a farm animal that is bred for its milk, flesh and fur. They have no body odor and their shite is odor free.
A stuffed llama?

My shit is odor free.

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A stuffed llama?
My shit is odor free.
So are your dog's breath.

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goodvibrations wrote:
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They are highly intelligent and inquisitive creatures.
It's not a petting zoo animal. It's a farm animal that is bred for its milk, flesh and fur. They have no body odor and their shite is odor free.
Llama milk, llama hamburgers and llama fur jackets and hats!

The llama was odor free. It must've been MJ the stunk. Poor Freddie.

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So are your dog's breath.
My dog gets dental chews.

They work, you know.

He is a sweetie boy.

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#18 Oct 4, 2012
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Could be the only animals Freddie liked we're of the three legged kind. No one considered that MJ may have had the llama there for his own protection.
They both could have made some beautiful music together:-(
Explain why Michael also brought Muscles the snake into the recording studio. That is no place to bring an animal.

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#19 Oct 5, 2012
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My dog gets dental chews.
They work, you know.
He is a sweetie boy.
They sure come in handy, after it grooms its orifices and plants that loving kiss on your face.

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#20 Oct 5, 2012
Len is Disgusted wrote:
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Explain why Michael also brought Muscles the snake into the recording studio. That is no place to bring an animal.
Muscles liked music. You can't blame him, it's hard not to like MJ's music.

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