'White Zombie' impostor sentenced for rehab frauds in Novato, Sausalito

May 23, 2013 Full story: Marin Independent Journal 38

A man accused of booking himself into two Marin County rehabs under the name of a former White Zombie drummer was sentenced to jail Thursday for fraud and grand theft.

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Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#1 May 24, 2013
Smelly 'White Zombie' impostor.
Steph

Sausalito, CA

#2 May 24, 2013
I saw White Zombie in 1992, it was quite entertaining. All sorts of neon, glow in the dark, "FROny-tails" thrashing about....
FROny-tail...it is how it sounds: fro-ed out dreadlocks sometimes pulled back into a ponytail. Once they really got going, the dreads would get let out of the ponytail.
Steph

Sausalito, CA

#3 May 24, 2013
It's true.....I saw it with my own eyes.

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#4 May 24, 2013
Those 75 grand in no-good checks were for ONE MONTH STAYS at these rip-off rehab places. Now me, if I'm a dope fiend, coughing up 75 grand for a month, in no-good checks, something, something about breakfast and white powder, something else, and finally, something else after that.

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#5 May 24, 2013
They've got one of those rip-off rehab places up on Bayview Drive in San Rafael. Out Peacock Gap way. RICKY RAT, in his duties as a cabdriving rodent, picked up a customer of theirs one time. At the Marin County Jail. And took him back up there. But, we made a pit stop first. At Colonial Liquors. Turned out the guy was broke, so RICKY RAT had to front him the money for a bottle of vodka. Then, when we got up to the rip-off rehab place on Bayview, we put the cab fare, and the bottle of vodka, on the rip-off rehab place's credit card.

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#6 May 24, 2013
You can drink alcohol in the back of RICKY RAT'S cab. He don't give a flying fook. In fact, you can do most anything back there. Do drugs, plot armed robberies, have sex, you name it. There's really only one thing that RICKY RAT WILL NOT ALLOW back there. And that's the group singing of the Queen song "We Are The Champions".

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#7 May 24, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
And that's the group singing of the Queen song "We Are The Champions".
Mainly because, RICKY RAT, who could've been a contender, but never was, can't drive well at all with tears welling up on his beady rat eyes...

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#8 May 24, 2013
IN his beady rat eyes.

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#9 May 24, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
You can drink alcohol in the back of RICKY RAT'S cab.
You can drink alcohol in the back of ANY cab, actually. I'm pretty sure. Or else I've been breaking the law for the past fifteen years...

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#10 May 24, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
And that's the group singing of the Queen song "We Are The Champions".
Well, that and touching my ears

<<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<

just barely, with a feather. While I'm out on 101, doing 75 MPH. RICKY RAT finds that shit HIGHLY irritating...
Steph

Sausalito, CA

#11 May 24, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
Those 75 grand in no-good checks were for ONE MONTH STAYS at these rip-off rehab places. Now me, if I'm a dope fiend, coughing up 75 grand for a month, in no-good checks, something, something about breakfast and white powder, something else, and finally, something else after that.
uh, we the, is that you buddy? Craminal??

Since: Nov 10

Novato, CA

#12 May 24, 2013
Steph wrote:
<quoted text>
uh, we the, is that you buddy? Craminal??
Ummmm..........yes?
Steph

Sausalito, CA

#13 May 24, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>Ummmm..........yes?
i knew it!
Professional Drunk Driver

Cantonment, FL

#14 Dec 2, 2013
Maybe me and you should start a buncha franchises.
RICKY RAT wrote:
You can drink alcohol in the back of RICKY RAT'S cab. He don't give a flying fook. In fact, you can do most anything back there. Do drugs, plot armed robberies, have sex, you name it. There's really only one thing that RICKY RAT WILL NOT ALLOW back there. And that's the group singing of the Queen song "We Are The Champions".
... that last bit goes for ANY Queen song for this driver.

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

#15 Dec 2, 2013
Professional Drunk Driver wrote:
Maybe me and you should start a buncha franchises.
<quoted text>
... that last bit goes for ANY Queen song for this driver.
Hmmmm...

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#16 Dec 2, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>Hmmmm...
Wuh??? I thought Ricky Rat was no longer?!?

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

#17 Dec 2, 2013
Steph is I wrote:
<quoted text>
Wuh??? I thought Ricky Rat was no longer?!?
Incorrectomundo, my hot, hot, hot one. That was my evil twin brother, ROCKY RAT, that got scarfed down by the Colonel. Because he ran out of Buffalo wings during the fourth quarter of the Niners game. What happened to me was, I got a case of amnesia, somehow ended up on the Ironton, Missouri, forum, met and fell hard for a cute squirrel, blah blah, blah blah blah, Orkin Man, blah blah blah blah, blah blah horrific scene, blah blah blah now I'm back, blah blah blah blah blah...

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#18 Dec 2, 2013
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>Incorrectomundo, my hot, hot, hot one. That was my evil twin brother, ROCKY RAT, that got scarfed down by the Colonel. Because he ran out of Buffalo wings during the fourth quarter of the Niners game. What happened to me was, I got a case of amnesia, somehow ended up on the Ironton, Missouri, forum, met and fell hard for a cute squirrel, blah blah, blah blah blah, Orkin Man, blah blah blah blah, blah blah horrific scene, blah blah blah now I'm back, blah blah blah blah blah...
Oh my goodness. Well I'm glad your evil brother is gone. And amnesia? How horrible. I'm glad you're remembering things now!~ What an ordeal!!! Good luck with that squirrel Ricky!

“Big Green & Little Red”

Since: Oct 08

Scottsdale Pond, Novato

#19 Dec 3, 2013
Yeah, there's nothing quite like a nice squirrel from Missouri... Hey, Ricky, Steph started a thread about lesbians and the weather!

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

#20 Dec 3, 2013
Hopkin wrote:
Hey, Ricky, Steph started a thread about lesbians and the weather!
Yeah. Hmmmm...

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