Phaze vs SomeRandomDude (Pro battle)

Phaze vs SomeRandomDude (Pro battle)

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“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#1 Mar 19, 2014
Alright this is the battle for pro status.
16 bars and don't worry about the length because you have as long as you need to. Don't go easy on me because if I win I don't wanna hear an excuse that you came in soft and comfortable, just go all out. No hard feelings and good luck bro. Ima post tomorrow

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#5 Mar 20, 2014
9
because you admitted it, you post bars to topix and some of it isn't clear.
You'll be wrong if you think I'm not a challenge because I'm just like shini, I'll show you what happens when I diss a peer/disappear
10
Whats the whole point of grasping all of this knowledge when you can't rap with it?
Think this pro fits? because reading his bars you think hes a prophet/profit, but you never have "interest".
11
You see this "g-sus(sus means [email protected])"/Jesus, whenever he tries to speak smart he's on that parable shxt.
Slow that down I said
This g-sus/Jesus, whenever he tries to speak "smart" he's on that pair of bullshxt!
12
Quit thinking you smart you oxy"moron", there was a reason you wanted to be second, first.
hes scared.
any co-bane/Cobain in my "bars" get "shots", so you know the lesson's curt/ Kurt.
13
Forget puns, I'm an Emperor who was sent to hurt, with a hectic verse, that's only gettin worse.
my temper burst, snapped his neck and turn, to make his head reverse, with his arms and legs' dispersed, into a bed of dirt, with an embedded curse!
14
You cant stop the horror, I'm dissing with a wall of gore.
Your concepts have no relation"ship" cause when I over"sea" them, all-a-board/bored.
15
Like what are you saying? its true if I say -you have amazin' concepts.-
Because they bring me to dead ends, thats how you know -you have "a maze in" concepts!-
16
This pro feigning/profaning, if he lectures us again I'll burn his @ss and bring this pro pain/propane.
I'm as dope as two rappers in the process of mitosis because that's when you know you have a Pro Phaze!!/ prophase
Evolusean

Calgary, Canada

#6 Mar 20, 2014
Im only seeing bars 9-13 but yeah im impressed, phaze definitly came to get the title haha. But thats just off of seeing these bars, still gotta see first half

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#7 Mar 21, 2014
You seeing bars 9-13 or 9-16? Because topix is being a total bxtch again with my post

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#8 Mar 21, 2014
1
Why should I start now? He's gonna be a no show anyways.

You think puns can't take you out homie I'll whoop your ass like yoyo any day.

2
This battle will only go "one direction", better prepare its wild.

I'm insane bro

If hes in de"Niall"/denile, I'll "Liam" "Zayn"/sane, so why you tryna "Harry" styles?

3
You think your bars are ill? I come to fight "sick cells",and tie bodies/antibodies.

Then when I beat him he'll drop tiers/tears like when rapswipe copied.

4
You see, you the type of guy to cry and whine and throw this whole dumb tantrum, too.

You add all these lines and rhymes up but your Sum random, dude./SomeRandomDude
Evolusean

Calgary, Canada

#11 Mar 21, 2014
Now i see the first 4 bars put up 2 hrs ago lol, still missin seeing 5-8

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#16 Mar 21, 2014
7
Yea I may be short but homie don't belittle me.

because even tho my body's a king/aching, I'll give you one knight/night without chivalry.

8
And bro your rhyming contains black holes, no one can ever understand what you lead on.

Like an Aero's myth/ aerosmith, if you think you could win you better "Dream on".

“reverbnation.com /evolusean”

Since: Feb 14

CANADA

#17 Mar 21, 2014
hahahaha now im just missin 5 and 6. it must be those bars it doesnt like dude, message me them? in fact just message me ur whole 16 in order so i can see it lol. if u can idk how many characters is the limit in the messages for topix...

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#18 Mar 22, 2014
Haha yeaaa I tried fixing everything on those two bars but topix keeps thinking I'm using vulgar language when I'm not lol I sent you the whole 16.

“reverbnation.com /evolusean”

Since: Feb 14

CANADA

#19 Mar 22, 2014
yea i got it, once srd drops ill judge em. ill be breaking it down more since this is for pro status lol.

“Divide and conquer ”

Since: Mar 13

Brooklyn, New York

#20 Mar 22, 2014
thank you seanny, youre a true friend lol

“RRC (previous name).”

Since: Jun 13

Huntsville

#21 Mar 22, 2014
Sick what I read, lol SRD needs to drop.
SomeRandomDude

United States

#22 Mar 22, 2014
Niatroh wrote:
Sick what I read, lol SRD needs to drop.
When I have time.

“RRC (previous name).”

Since: Jun 13

Huntsville

#23 Mar 22, 2014
SomeRandomDude wrote:
<quoted text>When I have time.
Ik just can't wait to see the outcome of this battle

“reverbnation.com /evolusean”

Since: Feb 14

CANADA

#24 Mar 22, 2014
no prob lol
SomeRandomDude

United States

#25 Mar 22, 2014
Normally, I would drop this all together. I have to do a master reset on my phone though. So, I have 6 bars and will drop more when I have time.

What sucks? I cannit edit it or completely start over once it is posted.:/

Phaze you half-wit, my rhymes are dumbed down when I met a wh()re (metaphore)
Slap this p(_)ssy with an Athraxed Tampax Encored from my reservoir (Resavoir)
Your mind is in upheavel, so I'll Annax all the best rhymes from deep ya brain you staked
Without being scared you just may(U.S.A.) fight like Russia just did to the Ukraine!
I'll throw a Mentally Retarded Kid with Down's Syndrome down a flight of stairs
Before I dumb down my words for you and Little Suzie,'cause Micheal Jackson needs a scare
In other words, I will socialize multiply and pulverize all your ties with the poltergeist
'Cause I'm the only spirit, with no need if alibi to justify when I mummify, mystify and stultify (St-ull-tify)
Which means you're bodied, dried out and confuzed in the after-life underneath a locked home
And not even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle could write a better mystery for Watson and Sherlock Holmes!
P(_)ssy foot around the bush and I'll bring in the Hedge Clippers and f-ck the tush!
'Cause Life can't compare to when I start f-king you in the @ss and get ya shook

First 6
SomeRandomDude

United States

#26 Mar 22, 2014
I'll just keep posting as I make them. Phaze and I can have someone copy and paste them whole in a seperate thread if needed to clean these up and make them vote worthy.

Yo Phaze the Great, with that face ya make, raza blades, must break ya veigns
Stake ya claims, you just hate the way, I make apace, to a verse and, "Stake ya claim."
I said a Punny term can curse and call in a hearse, but wins come from a stable verse
'Cause only biased bags of dirt(Dirt Bags), vote off of one literary device for a vote coerced(From pressure)

I am now at 8 bars.
RapRook

Kidderminster, UK

#27 Mar 24, 2014
Nice. But language people. If you used less vile language I'd definitely consider you two pros.

“reverbnation.com /evolusean”

Since: Feb 14

CANADA

#29 Mar 24, 2014
LMAO you must be either VERY young or one of those prudes who think using foul language makes someone a caveman. i guess eminem isnt even close to being a pro in ur books then eh? hahaha
SomeRandomDude

United States

#30 Mar 30, 2014
Someone should staple these together for both of us.

Here are the last 8.

But... You don't follow those flows...

So let insicions invision descriptions, get 'em all itchin' divisions just b-tchin'
When I'm splittin' this kids intermission, without wishin' his spittin' is livid
'Cause I will diminish all this innocence, scarring the kid with all of these images
Hittin' infinite you'd think I'm a gymnast, flexable flows winnin' percentages
Callin' a Priest ya religious victim, giving away all your earnings to missions
Who'll just keep stealin', you should know that's the way of the system
But you should know what good's the flow, with only ya third grade education
Gun soon pulled go ya should of known, this body would be your summation
Call me Aids with my sickness unstoppable, beatin' me is all to improbable
When I kill ya you'll claim it's illogical, heatin' the site no one's consolable
This battle was far from controllable, messin' with me it's not understandable
How I can murder like life is disposable, fundamentally it's all unavoidable
'Cause I'll tear down ya walls and threaten mankind, unquenchable hunger this ain't the last time
That I'll feast on your Spirits just passin' the time, I'm a Titan challenge me you cash in ya mind
Why did you think I was even approachable, what part of me made you think I was sociable
Breakin' ya spine I'm straight untouchable, YOU attacked ME, but you're just a stomach full
(Last few bars referrenced heavy on Attack of the Titans.)

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