freestyle battle, spit it! (raps only)
MBb

Europe

#36893 Dec 4, 2013
(SRD)
I'm booming boy like green shoots
I can't fit with y'all like feet socks
Running the town with MY Big boys
You are sick SRD
But for real though you need ARVs
But me, i basterd your mam with a flattery just to get a blow job
So no need to be pissed off
Cause i'm better off when i'm pissed on
I was made to kill
And i'm sitting next to my pistol
King of the hill
With your raps, there's something missin'
With mine i can get everyone, anywhere like a ballstic missile
Sharpenin' up my gas chamber
i'm just ready for the killing
you can't jot a single line
That's why you end up musturbating
I'm busy man stabbing your rhymes
like i'm Red Bull where both fly
But when you fall it's when you had a crush a that beach
I fall like a thunder i'm hotter that than Jessica Alba is
So can't keep up
Cause you still a jump up
Pull yourself up and get that forskin cut
so you don't how being man feels like
And mine was cut when i was 8 like Mike
Circumcise the pen so that everything is right
Beautifies everthing that's ugly
Analyse 'em demons runnin' through my blood
Realise that i'm the who is gonna end up with a victory
Brutalize you lyrical you just become brunatte or blond
Either way boy you still history.....
SomeRandomDude

United States

#36894 Dec 4, 2013
MBb wrote:
(SRD)
I'm booming boy like green shoots
I can't fit with y'all like feet socks
Running the town with MY Big boys
You are sick SRD
But for real though you need ARVs
But me, i basterd your mam with a flattery just to get a blow job
So no need to be pissed off
Cause i'm better off when i'm pissed on
I was made to kill
And i'm sitting next to my pistol
King of the hill
With your raps, there's something missin'
With mine i can get everyone, anywhere like a ballstic missile
Sharpenin' up my gas chamber
i'm just ready for the killing
you can't jot a single line
That's why you end up musturbating
I'm busy man stabbing your rhymes
like i'm Red Bull where both fly
But when you fall it's when you had a crush a that beach
I fall like a thunder i'm hotter that than Jessica Alba is
So can't keep up
Cause you still a jump up
Pull yourself up and get that forskin cut
so you don't how being man feels like
And mine was cut when i was 8 like Mike
Circumcise the pen so that everything is right
Beautifies everthing that's ugly
Analyse 'em demons runnin' through my blood
Realise that i'm the who is gonna end up with a victory
Brutalize you lyrical you just become brunatte or blond
Either way boy you still history.....
Make a thread, so people can vote on it. I do voted battles.

“Horrocore-Tourna ment 2012CHAMP”

Since: May 11

Calgary, Canada

#36895 Dec 5, 2013
https://soundcloud.com/schizophrenic-fred

apparently this dude is pretty good, has some underground hype. wears a balaclava all the time to hide his identity too. his soundcloud has nothing on it yet but apparently dude is decent. i like finding new artists. i havnt been able to actually find anything on this guy tho, like hes a ghost haha. but it does say mid december so i guess just wait and see...
Fluffy Bunny

Singapore, Singapore

#36896 Dec 5, 2013
Oooooo guess who's back bitches
Cut you up with my verses leave you with stitches in a ditch
Ditch you bitch cuz you can't handle my inches
All 8 of em with the bloody mist
Sicker than cyst and zyzz
It's been kissed by death the kiss of death exists and is pissed
You think u took the shot and hit but damn that 50 cal missed
You're on my hit list now bitch you see this fist?
You're dead now, even Freddie is more alive than
You with blood and shit covered all over his face and
He's after you
When a guy comes after you with a chainsaw you know you're screwed
Go on call in sick, skip work and get the flue
Well I guess it's true, you are a pussy controlled by your bitch like its some voodoo
Fool I'm the master in black magic no hispanic can stop me from what I'm about to do to you
It's catastrophic
The antagonist finally beat the protagonist in this one but I don't get it
Like how i don't get phallomorphic
You got burned by me, that's good, come back torchic I can handle this chic(band)
Hoe, look in my eyes, look at me
I'm everything you've ever wanted to be
The difference is that you dream about it but bitch, I fucking live it
Fluffy Bunny

Singapore, Singapore

#36897 Dec 5, 2013
I didn't do the end well cuz my order of carrots came so I rushed to eat them carrots.
Shini

Seoul, Korea

#36898 Dec 5, 2013
Srd vs Shini needs votes.

Niatroh also needs to be online.
Cicel_fantabulou s

Valencia, CA

#36899 Dec 5, 2013
Hey I am Cicel fantabulous and this is my song :)

So I was sitting there on a Friday night
All the bubbles were blowing just right
And ohhhh and ohhhh

“Horrocore-Tourna ment 2012CHAMP”

Since: May 11

Calgary, Canada

#36900 Dec 5, 2013
Cicel_fantabulous wrote:
Hey I am Cicel fantabulous and this is my song :)
So I was sitting there on a Friday night
All the bubbles were blowing just right
And ohhhh and ohhhh
stick to your day job
liquidflow

United States

#36901 Dec 5, 2013

“not a guy...”

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#36902 Dec 6, 2013
Seanny T wrote:
<quoted text>
stick to your day job
amen to that

“not a guy...”

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#36903 Dec 6, 2013
Blakely FTS wrote:
<quoted text>
last time i f***ed one was about 22 hours ago
i came at you with the flow of edgar allen poe
shot through the heart with my crossbow
stumbling around a verse like you were lost though
i dont know you from joe blow
with your coke nose
i got on 2 verses and broke those
i flow with art, Vincent Van Gogh.
i couldnt get a date at a gay club, because im not gay
you couldnt get a date ANYWHERE, now what do you say?
the use of big words to seem intelligent
but honestly, your diss didnt make a dent
talking about s**t thats not relevant
acting real arrogant, not trying to be benevolent
i figured that male line would be to your detriment
now whose the embarrassment?
your rhymes are pitiful
you think those are good with one syllable
they are the antonym of critical
and that boys and girls, is literal
imbecile
dont understand? lemme give you a visual
my flow is mythical, while yours is worse than typical
my flow is biblical, while yours is non original
im a lyrical criminal
to pinpoint my physical, location is difficult
uncertainty principle
and your argument is inadmissible, and predictable
but this is my ship, and it is unsinkable
unlike the titanic in the atlantic
conquistador, but im not hispanic
ill break you like ceramic
so if you wanna respond, can it, d@mn it.
i could get a date but im taken,
so quit scribbling your rhymes with a crayon,
i know my bf intimidates you cos your shaking,
cos you know by my skill i aint fake,
but i just keep getting labelled 'jailbait'.
for gods sake, they're a mistake
and let them know that i got more swag then drake.
(haha jking)
Shini

Korea

#36904 Dec 6, 2013
Whoever is eligible to vote please vote on

SRD vs. Rapswipe
SRD vs Shini

This process is delaying my next contest. I will not start it until more people start voting on battles. Voting allows you to read material and look for mistakes and improve upon your writing. If this becomes a problem where there are too many people are battling and no one is voting then the quality of the forum will be at a standstill.
SomeRandomDude

United States

#36905 Dec 6, 2013
Hence why I only do voted battles. It forces voting, people learn as much from my writing as I learn from their feedback. When you get 3rd party perspectives, you learn a lot. I love to read others works while voting, I can teach what I know and learn what I did not. It takes a lot more then just writing for the sake of writing to get good.
MBb

Europe

#36906 Dec 6, 2013
SomeRandomDude wrote:
Hence why I only do voted battles. It forces voting, people learn as much from my writing as I learn from their feedback. When you get 3rd party perspectives, you learn a lot. I love to read others works while voting, I can teach what I know and learn what I did not. It takes a lot more then just writing for the sake of writing to get good.
Look man i get what you're saying but the reason i didn't make the thread.It is because i couldn't understand what a thread is Maybe i'm still behind or something and i'm behind and still learning but i'm looking forward on your battle between you, Shini And RS and hopefully i can vote.....
MBb

Europe

#36907 Dec 6, 2013
(Almost Died)
My rhymes always cut sharp
But yours can never fart right
Tryna sit in front of your laptop
But i we both know Trap
Your nerd aint that smart
I need some advice please oh!
But all you can give me,is this Hoe
"Take a few steps at a time"
I have to think that
And i had to second think that
And i had to skip that
Cause with a bounce in my steps
I'll never wait
Cause i weight minutes
Now this is where fun start
Money talk but to me it is too loud
Honey you so sweet but to me you're not
Took a few steps back and a few backward
On my casket
But will never be burried alive
Yeah boy now i'm very alive
Public disturbaing like a hooligan
Probably risking my life
Cause i'm fly like Tobey Maguire
Taking few shoots out
That means my stomack is made of Taflon
Hang on,hang on, tryna hang on
But before i do that let me jump off the moon
High school and hi fool
Way or the other
i'm schooling them both
Until there's no room for y'all
It is quite and i'm quite analogic the i put this
But surpriselly it's magic va va voom in spinach
My characteristic is that i'm sick
Get it and get it with one in and out with another
You such stereoscopic
And i'mma dimensinal effected?
Yes cause i'm calculated like mathematic
OK let me put it this way
Who is more animalistic?
Reverse that i mean who cannabalistic like flash with flashes
And ashes with ashes
And who gone burn
Achin' and strugglin'
But i can still learn
Till y'all being unheard,dying and till dead
MBb

Europe

#36908 Dec 6, 2013
A feedback may help....

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#36910 Dec 6, 2013
G-E-M wrote:
<quoted text>
i could get a date but im taken,
so quit scribbling your rhymes with a crayon,
i know my bf intimidates you cos your shaking,
cos you know by my skill i aint fake,
but i just keep getting labelled 'jailbait'.
for gods sake, they're a mistake
and let them know that i got more swag then drake.
(haha jking)
you call that a response?
that sh*t should be tossed
get lost, you lost, and now you are at a loss
jail bait because you imitate a female being raped
but you were lyrically raped, and im becoming irate
Why? because this failure thinks it's great
i fabricate lines, correlate rhymes, articulate the ornate
i need to educate this illiterate idiot, on what it means to exterminate
if you wanna rap then innovate, dont just reiterate
the same line i heard in 2008
i didnt want to humiliate this buffoon
but now im coming with the force of a typhoon
i. dont. give a f*ck. about your stupid invertebrate
my bad i meant your bf, but i cant differentiate
so ill assassinate this profligate, and best believe you wont recuperate
your end is coming like you were a sentence, and my bullet is the predicate
if wondering if i meant this, honestly i just wanna win this
so to end this, I'll rap with a vengeance
you wont be able to get away like substance dependence
dont worry, this isnt endless,
and neither is your stupidity, see the resemblance?
let me give you something simple
my lyrics can put you in a coma for 20 years, rip van winkle
you can think of this as an epistle with the sting of a missle
no need to lie on here, i know you are single
if you are a star, this is your last twinkle
15 and i beat any1

Manchester, UK

#36911 Dec 6, 2013
Rap may lose to rock, but rap can mock the rock pricks that suck cock, so go ahead, get that flock of greasy hair straight out to the dock and set sail cause I could sweet talk you into a stumbling block any time around the clock, if not then I'll just cock back my Glock and pop a cap into your not-right head, that's what you call shell shock.
And as I spit this rhyme you could slate me about my age, But I could take you at anything any time any date, but wait, there's more, you know the rate's slowing down but as a matter of fact, I'm still rippin' so fast I ain't running circle's around you, it's a damn figure of eight.
Now retreat back to your fucking tent before I go ballistic and turn you into another damn statistic, Cause I could turn your life from optimistic to pessimistic by rhyming one verse, making you feel nervous cause even a 'kid' like me could make you realise that you're worthless.
Come at me.

“Life's a monopoly”

Since: Nov 13

Houston

#36912 Dec 6, 2013
You're 15 and you beat anyone,
The only way you could beat someone,
Is if you went to a gay club,
Pulled down a mans pants and beat him off,
You'll succomb soon to the catacombs,
Death is awaiting your arrival,
Your full of hot air bro,
Sitting there blowing on old men,
Like they're trombones,
Its known that ill explode anytime I want,
This game of life isn't winnable
Think about what you say before you say it imbecile,
So you rhyme with one syllable,
Its pitiful and if you were a criminal
You would be arrested easily, its visible,
Good thing your flow is fixable,
Just don't come at anyone,
Thinking you'll destroy with a flow that dismissable,
Just know that I won't destroy with a sublimal,
Message, ima tear your head off,
Spit it out, but keep the blood in my mouth,
Like dracula I drink it all down,
Take a route, that leads you south
You don't wanna f*ck with a powerhouse,
You're not good enough yet son,
A noob stepping up to slaughterhouse
Leave the rapping to the masters,
'Cause when you try its a horrible disaster,
You need training sir,
You're a cute ball of fur,
While I'm a cannibal sniffing out my next vic-tim,
Ill take you to hell, ima demon trained by lucifer
Your flow is stupider,
And more retarded than a mental asylum,
You're a newcomer, don't step up to the elite,
Not saying I'm there, but you could be slaughtered,
Anyone can be your executioner,
You talking like you can take anyone,
Its like going into space thinking you'll make it to jupiter,
MrFlames

Courtice, Canada

#36915 Dec 7, 2013
As I was growing tansition for the heavens , you decided to fly
Coming to take my position but never knew I was so high
Like that marihuana I leave you on a ongoing mission in the sky
Now on the battle day you're left in a locked closet
And the only way out is a key in a black Shirt, now you've lost it
Now when it's comes to battling me 
Your just visualizing that key
I always told you flames was hypnotizing , see?
Wondering what happened well here's how it went
I was the striker and you the defender equal to the rest 
You had the power and speed I had the brains and I was set 
But your weaks spots were always at it's best
Got the ball right through you and into the net 

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