why is the guru better of you
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Metal Goddess 333

Memphis, TN

#21 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
why don't you believe me if i were a boy why would i pretend to be a girl cause if i said i were a boy i could get a gf on here easy as cause the boy's don't even need a pic up on topix all they have to say is i'm a guy and i'm single than they have like 10 girl's in that thread trying to date them so why would i lie cause i could easy get a gf if i was a boy with out a pic
The reason guys can get girls on here are because they are sluts. I hope you're not one. If you want a boyfriend(or girlfriend), don't look on the internet for one. Do it the old fashioned way. It's a bit harder, but I'll guarantee you won't be hit on by an 80 year old pedophile pretending to be a teenage boy.
Maybe I do believe you, but I still love boys.
Metal Goddess 333

Memphis, TN

#22 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
and ask anyone even like tds and he'll say i'm a girl it's just some sexist people who think girl's can't act like this that think i'm a guy
Well, I hate to say this, but guys are usually the ones who act like you. Girls are usually bitchy and snotty towards each other, that's why everyone assumes you're male.

And another thing...
Quit pissing off everyone, and then you won't have to keep making new profiles.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#23 Oct 28, 2008
i like pissing them of it's fun i just have to make new profile's when i get banned

GURU OF GREATNESS

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Since: Feb 08

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#24 Oct 28, 2008
Metal Goddess 333 wrote:
<quoted text>
Maybe I do believe you, but I still love boys.
i could change that easy
Metal Goddess 333

Memphis, TN

#25 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
<quoted text>i could change that easy
No you can't.
Trust me...
I've already kissed a girl plenty of times to figure out that I belong with a guy. I just can't help that I like guys.

Especially these
http://www.villevalo.net/images/Ville%20Valo/...
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/drago...
http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/tuomas2804P...

Don't bash them just because they aren't gorgeous.
I like them for certain reasons.

The only way I would go gay for you is if you got me drunk or drugged me...
Which is highly unlikely.
Metal Goddess 333

Memphis, TN

#26 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
i like pissing them of it's fun i just have to make new profile's when i get banned
So you do like making new profiles every week...
ok then...

What's so fun about it anyway?
I used to make fun of people and I didn't get any satisfaction out of it.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#27 Oct 28, 2008
Metal Goddess 333 wrote:
<quoted text>So you do like making new profiles every week...
ok then...
What's so fun about it anyway?
I used to make fun of people and I didn't get any satisfaction out of it.
i don't it is just funny seeing them whinge after i say something i'm gonna have to go make a new profile today anyway i got a feeling i'm gonna be banned again soon cole on the dylan sprouse forum there's this old lady who say's she's a mum in real life and is gonna be a mum to all the little kids on the forum than than i started mouthing of at her and she said i had a dirty mouth and that she was going to send me a box of soap and i said to her after the soaps been between my leg's i'll give it back to her to sniff cause she could only dream about being with someone like me now she said she was going to have a whinge and report me or something

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#28 Oct 28, 2008
Metal Goddess 333 wrote:
<quoted text>No you can't.
Trust me...
I've already kissed a girl plenty of times to figure out that I belong with a guy. I just can't help that I like guys.
Especially these
http://www.villevalo.net/images/Ville%20Valo/...
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n257/drago...
http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/tuomas2804P...
Don't bash them just because they aren't gorgeous.
I like them for certain reasons.
The only way I would go gay for you is if you got me drunk or drugged me...
Which is highly unlikely.
maybe she can't kiss like me your taste in guy's ain't that good so maybe you should try girl's again they don't come much more gorgeous than me
Metal Goddess 333

United States

#29 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
<quoted text>i don't it is just funny seeing them whinge after i say something i'm gonna have to go make a new profile today anyway i got a feeling i'm gonna be banned again soon cole on the dylan sprouse forum there's this old lady who say's she's a mum in real life and is gonna be a mum to all the little kids on the forum than than i started mouthing of at her and she said i had a dirty mouth and that she was going to send me a box of soap and i said to her after the soaps been between my leg's i'll give it back to her to sniff cause she could only dream about being with someone like me now she said she was going to have a whinge and report me or something
ok whatever...
one day you might say the wrong thing to the wrong person, then...
Poof!
your ass is whooped.
It can happen.
Metal Goddess 333

United States

#30 Oct 28, 2008
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
<quoted text>maybe she can't kiss like me your taste in guy's ain't that good so maybe you should try girl's again they don't come much more gorgeous than me
I said that there's more there than just looks. I like more guys than that, but I didn't want to spend all night posting links!
She kissed pretty good, but I'll never like it as much than when I'm with a guy.
Why would I go for you?!?

1) I don't know what you look like(don't ask me for a pic of myself, I can't post one!!!)
2) If I've said that I like guys, then why do you keep implying that I'd go lesbian for you?
I wouldn't, ever!!!
3)I know nothing about you(are you gay or something?, How old are you?)

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#31 Jan 31, 2009
yup i'm still the best

“Guru ur a loser for lyphe!”

Since: Oct 08

None of yo beeswax!

#32 Feb 21, 2009
Shut up guru u just always think u have to be messing with someone and u already made one of these thread on the wwe forum now get over urself fatty.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#33 Feb 21, 2009
shut up retard how did your stalking arse track me down just ignore this bogan she's only 11 this forum is to mature for u go back to ur kiddie forum

“Guru ur a loser for lyphe!”

Since: Oct 08

None of yo beeswax!

#34 Feb 22, 2009
Oh please Guru I'm older than ur 2 yr old ass and U think I didn't hear u ask UNW if he went on the Gothic Forum hahahahhah,wow ur right Guru everyone "loves" u.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#35 Feb 22, 2009
i didn't say that bogan ans asked if he came here cause there's someone with his same isp here and bogan i'm 18 making me 7 yrs older than u

“Guru ur a loser for lyphe!”

Since: Oct 08

None of yo beeswax!

#36 Feb 22, 2009
No ur 2 and plus I'm gonna be 13 next month so just consider me 13 but still u should have been careful when u asked him cuz u know I always find ur ass.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#37 Feb 22, 2009
wow bogan ur on ur 3rd forum you track me through and only go to forums i go to but stupid i also go to the dylan sprouse ,suite life,miley cyrus, billy ray cyrus,junk,tony stewart,top stories,big fish,offbeat and josh hutcherson forum and only fight with people from the wwe forum and u all my other fights are finished

“Guru ur a loser for lyphe!”

Since: Oct 08

None of yo beeswax!

#38 Feb 22, 2009
GURU OF GREATNESS wrote:
wow bogan ur on ur 3rd forum you track me through and only go to forums i go to but stupid i also go to the dylan sprouse ,suite life,miley cyrus, billy ray cyrus,junk,tony stewart,top stories,big fish,offbeat and josh hutcherson forum and only fight with people from the wwe forum and u all my other fights are finished
No I would know the other forums that u go on but u make ur forum posts private I only know u were on those two forums cuz I heard u talking about them.

GURU OF GREATNESS

“BCA”

Since: Feb 08

PALACE OF WISDOM

#39 Mar 30, 2009
yeah guru is still the best it's getting boring on the other forum so i came back here to get worshipped

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