Cool jokes you may have found funny

Cool jokes you may have found funny

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“Twitter: @Shrubbehfish”

Since: Apr 08

Augusta, GA

#1 May 19, 2008
Ok so I was in school right in 3rd period. The teacher was like "you smell like up dog" I was like "what's up dog?" he was like "nothin man chillin chillin" I was so lost xD!!! I didn't get the joke until 5 days later.

He also had another one. It was like "what you eating under there?"

I was like "under where?"

LMAO xD

Since: May 08

United States

#2 May 19, 2008
Weired.
-infected_love-

Max, ND

#3 May 19, 2008
PSIskull wrote:
Ok so I was in school right in 3rd period. The teacher was like "you smell like up dog" I was like "what's up dog?" he was like "nothin man chillin chillin" I was so lost xD!!! I didn't get the joke until 5 days later.
He also had another one. It was like "what you eating under there?"
I was like "under where?"
LMAO xD
o ok...:D haha i just got that lol

Since: Jan 08

Ballarat, Australia

#4 May 20, 2008
PSIskull wrote:
Ok so I was in school right in 3rd period. The teacher was like "you smell like up dog" I was like "what's up dog?" he was like "nothin man chillin chillin" I was so lost xD!!! I didn't get the joke until 5 days later.
He also had another one. It was like "what you eating under there?"
I was like "under where?"
LMAO xD
Hahahaha lame teacher jokes always crack me up

“Twitter: @Shrubbehfish”

Since: Apr 08

Augusta, GA

#5 May 20, 2008
Love and Communication wrote:
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Hahahaha lame teacher jokes always crack me up
lol indeed ._.
Andi

Rushden, UK

#6 Jun 27, 2008
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant,'Take another drink! Take another drink!!'

The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,

(Wait for it)

(It's coming)

(Ya ready?)

(Don't hate me)

(Ya gonna hate me)

(Take a deep breath)

'He should've quit while he was a head!'
peace out

Beckley, WV

#7 Oct 26, 2011
say this: im sofa king tired : say it really fast and spell ihop then say ness ihop ness u spell ihop then say the word ness really fast together with out stopping just say it it is like wow
swagger

Oakland, CA

#8 Mar 29, 2012
spell imap and then say ness really quick dont stop
EagleWing

Jacksonville Beach, FL

#9 Sep 6, 2012
Cool man
Zoie cooper

Henderson, NV

#10 Nov 24, 2012
Say i won a math debate alot of times
HAI

Hawthorne, CA

#11 Feb 28, 2013
Say "addicted" after every line
Pot
Weed
Crack
Marajuna
(other bad things....)
What hit u last night....
(break addicted into syllables) xD
Annoymus

Philadelphia, PA

#13 May 29, 2013
say "I sofa king stew pid" real fast
monz

Minneapolis, MN

#14 Apr 1, 2014
say
I'm sofa king we todd did
monz

Minneapolis, MN

#15 Apr 1, 2014
my dixie wrecked..........say a bunch of times out loud!!
ugly bitch

United States

#16 May 7, 2015
SPell ihop and then say Ness

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