I am sure the young man that posted this thread would like to account for these words to his own intellect, but he plagiarised the material from an excerpt known as "Top Ten Signs You're A Christian" that has been circulating on the web for quite some time. However, when I do quote the Author and Perfector of my faith I do like to cite the source in which I took those words where he guided me to find them in his Holy Bible. I am not here to criticise anyone who believes there is no God. I am not here to judge them, for I will let the God be their judge.<quoted text>
This post made for a very fun read and I admit gave me a good chuckle on how much thought you put into it...
However, it is completely based on your own generalized and obvious prejudices towards Christians. Sure, there probably exist some believers out there that believe exactly as you say they do on each topic but for the most part I would disagree and say that the general population of Christians do not do/act/believe everything that you believe we do in that post.
If you'd like responses as to my beliefs to each of those topics I'd be willing to give them if asked but I don't have the time this very moment.
I said in mine heart, God shall judge the righteous and the wicked: for there is a time there for every purpose and for every work.
However, I will pray and stand in the gap for those that do not believe in God, so that He will have mercy and abstain from pouring out his wrath upon their heads.
Ezekiel 22:30,31 And I sought for a man among them, that should make up the hedge, and stand in the gap before me for the land, that I should not destroy it: but I found none. Therefore have I poured out mine indignation upon them; I have consumed them with the fire of my wrath: their own way have I recompensed upon their heads, saith the Lord GOD.