Weird Science: The truth is often stranger than fiction

There are 7 comments on the www.nashuatelegraph.com story from Feb 19, 2009, titled Weird Science: The truth is often stranger than fiction. In it, www.nashuatelegraph.com reports that:

Some say eccentric stunts are just a cry for attention. Michael Jackson, in a league of his own bewildering world, should be retired to the "What The?" Hall of Fame. And his plaque would be mighty big to list his wacko-job achievements: Sleeping in an iron lung, wearing surgical masks in public, nose jobs, nose jobs, nose jobs, and oh yeah, rhinoplasty, dangling babies in Germany, buying the Elephant Man's bones, hosting child sleepovers, marrying Lisa Marie Presley, kissing Lisa Marie Presley, finding a surrogate mom, doing whatever you have to do to secure a surrogate mom if you're Michael Jackson, carrying Emmanuel Lewis to the Grammys, taking Brooke Shields to the Oscars, having a backyard amusement park and just plain being weird. This makes LaToya Jackson the normal one in the family.

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#1 Feb 19, 2009
That is one ugly woman. <snicker>

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

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#2 Feb 19, 2009
It's an ugly human. At least I think it's human. It was at one time. Maybe it's just ugly plastic crapola now.

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#3 Feb 19, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
It's an ugly human. At least I think it's human. It was at one time. Maybe it's just ugly plastic crapola now.
It would probably have great success as a drag queen.

Since: Jan 09

Arlington, TX

#4 Feb 19, 2009
Dark_Island wrote:
It's an ugly human. At least I think it's human. It was at one time. Maybe it's just ugly plastic crapola now.
Since when did that Alien Creep McFreak qualify as a human being?
cersha

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

#5 Feb 20, 2009
dont be silly,u mean to tell me u actually believe thats MJ? So u've never come across photoshop,how sad.

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#6 Feb 20, 2009
cersha wrote:
dont be silly,u mean to tell me u actually believe thats MJ? So u've never come across photoshop,how sad.
What gave you the first clue numbnuts? <gullible>

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

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#7 Feb 20, 2009
cersha wrote:
dont be silly,u mean to tell me u actually believe thats MJ? So u've never come across photoshop,how sad.
It is, it IS Wacko. I took that photo myself. Really. Strange but true. Stranger things have happened. Que sera, sera. Tomorrow is another day.

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