Academy Awards Bars Cohen's 'Dictator'

Cohen has said he would come to Sunday's big show dressed up as "The Dictator," the lead character from his new comedy about a nutty strongman that is part Moamar Ghadafi and a little Saddam Hussein, with hints of Kim Jong Il.

[Uh Oh]

Uh Oh

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...
 
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
 
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
 
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.  Did you say ‘hello’?”

[Dr Stinko]

TMI...

[Christsharian Deelites]

The Academy had to bar Cohen's Dictator character. Supposing all the stars came as their characters?

It might be lively.