So you r now into humping dogs...I mentioned u should get a life but this wasn't what I had in mind for u....HO HO HO...OOoops haa haa hee hee<quoted text>
Norman the dog ought to hump your leg
like it's a runway for Ronald Regan Airport Planes.
German actor Til Schweiger, left, U.S. actor Brad Pitt, second from left, German actress Diane Kruger, center, U.S. director Quentin Tarantino, second from right, and French actress Melanie Laurent, right, arrive for the German Premiere of the movie Inglourious Basterds in Berlin, Germany, Tuesday, July 28, 2009.
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#21 Dec 16, 2009
#22 Dec 16, 2009
It may have put him between a rock and a hard place. He can't even consider leaving because AJ may revert to old ways. He hooked up with a mentally unstable woman with way toooooo much baggage.
#23 Dec 16, 2009
I went over to Borders Book Store
and I bought one
of the only two books that this store
had on sale.
That is right. The book store only had
two books in stock that they ordered.
So there is one book left.
No, the book store did NOT sell out,
and therefore had only two books,
but only ordered two books.
This book, IMO, is so boring and so
unprofessionally written, that it put me to sleep.
There were no juicey parts.
A ten year old
could have written better.
I want my money back.
You know how the t.v. shows
about celebrity news give a small crumb
of information, and a lot of hype?
This book is such sheer junk, in my opinion
that you keep saying to yourself:
Tell us something that we didn't already know!!
I just hope that he get sued by John Travolta.
I hope that John Travolta rakes him through
the woods for all he is worth.
The book is less that old milk that is curdled.
#24 Dec 16, 2009
I refuse to waste my money on that sheaaatttt!
I already know what i need to know about B&A.
Now, I would like to read one about Jen..........
#26 Dec 17, 2009
Well if all it takes to entertain u is a ten year old....ask Nic to write something for U..OOoops haaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeee
#27 Dec 17, 2009
any time ya want it beeeeeeeeeioch !, an keep your test tube spawn ouda my test tube daughderr
#29 Dec 17, 2009
A book about Jen:
In a nut shell.
Oh. She is so cute.
Aw. She is so sweet.
But, ma!!! They say she curses like a sailor,
and smokes like a chimney. Which one is the real Jen?
Oh, she looks so healthy.
Gee. She gets a lot of movie roles.
I think that I want my girls
to grow up and beeeeee her.
What? Unlucky in love?
I will never get grandkids from her?
What. She would ignore me,
and not invite me to her own wedding?
Nuts to that.
#30 Dec 17, 2009
NUTS a topic u finally r qualified to speak to...HO HO HO hee hee haa haa
Hey Blondie she can't provide u with grandkids...u don't know her...u are not related to here, it's all in your head...posts like that show u r nuts and obsessed.
#31 Dec 17, 2009
In order for you to
laugh at a joke,
you would have to know how to do more,
that sit oh your stoop
and wait for the crowd
to throw an occassional peanut your way,
you silly little squirrel.
Earn your pay;
paid poster. Stick to your mannual and do not
stray from your instructions.
#32 Dec 17, 2009
Someone was finally generous
enough to put Iron Butterflies
entire "In a Godda De Vidda"
(ten minutes worth)
I love it.
For Jen and her men.
And for vincie's postnasal drip.
#33 Dec 17, 2009
I do NOT have a STOOP...what to do...what to do...r u a stoop sitter?...HO HO HO haa haa hee hee
#34 Dec 18, 2009
Vincie, you have managed to run away
all of the bloggers.
Does that tell you something
#35 Dec 18, 2009
Let's hear a song.
"That Lucky Old Sun"
by Sam Cook
find it at www.youtube.com
Jennifer Aniston might be singing it,
as we speak.
#36 Dec 18, 2009
Would you believe it.
Dean Martin sings:
"That Lucky Old Sun"
Sounds good, too.
Maybe John Mayer sings along with Jen!!
The upbeat version is for Brangelina Fans.
The slower version is for Jen Fans.
#37 Dec 18, 2009
Bob Dylan also sings
"That Lucky Old Sun"
and I like it.
Sounds just like Chick Flick,
before she got kicked off of Topix Net,
and slammed into the jailhouse.
She sits there to this very day,
and pines for Brad Pitt,
and howls this song,
at the top of her graveled voice.
Her cell mate if very afraid of her,
and cleans the cell for her.
They both are trying out
for parts in "Goree Girls."
#40 Dec 23, 2009
U R still here...good a end to all this BS!!!!.....don't off yourself in remorse....HO HO HOI
#41 Dec 23, 2009
"I Love You For Sentamental Reasons"
by Sam Cook
from "The Best Of Sam Cook" albumn
(Spelled Sam Cooke, for some reason.)
This great love song is for Brad and Angelina.
Happy Birthday, Brad.
and Happy New Year!!!
#42 Dec 23, 2009
He'll come back to do some old Robert Redford remakes...
#43 Jul 26, 2012
You're probably busy trying to get your hair to look like Sarah Palin's "prom hair"...
Is Brad going to retire like Palin's "Todd"...who she calls Dude? Why isn't Angie having another child? Why stop at 3?
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