Jennifer Aniston: Patron saint of spurned women

IT TOOK seven years for Jennifer Aniston to find out that Brad Pitt was never going to make a happy woman of her - five as his wife, which is a lifetime in Hollywood terms to invest in a marriage that's going ... Full Story
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Nic

New York, NY

#308 Nov 25, 2011
http://i39.tinypic.com/6p0sp2.jpg

MOre for you B!!
Love Nic..lol
BLONDIE

Hyattsville, MD

#309 Nov 25, 2011
Nic wrote:
http://i39.tinypic.com/6p0sp2. jpg
MOre for you B!!
Love Nic..lol
Wow!
Thank you soooo much.
**********

Have you seen the photo of Ticky
all glued up close and personal
with Chelsea??? They are belly button
to belly button!!!

Just plastured
and plastured!!!

I will try to find it and post it.
BLONDIE

Hyattsville, MD

#310 Nov 25, 2011
November 8, 2011 | 2:32 PM ET

Jennifer Aniston 'madly in love' with funny lady Chelsea Handler

Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/1...
Nic

New York, NY

#311 Dec 27, 2011
BLONDIE wrote:
November 8, 2011 | 2:32 PM ET
Jennifer Aniston 'madly in love' with funny lady Chelsea Handler
Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/1...
2 Ugly bit*hes who love each other..lol
haaaaaaa

They both look like Goats!
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#312 Jan 4, 2012
Nic wrote:
<quoted text>
2 Ugly bit*hes who love each other..lol
haaaaaaa
They both look like Goats!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa ha!

I wonder what she bought Justin for Xmas!
A one way ticket back to Heidi?

A fake tuxedo for their fake never to be elopement.
Not even a dress from Ms. Wang.
Not even having Barbra Stresand to sing at the fake wedding.
Not even Courtney to attend and toss a dead rat at the fake
bride.

Haaa haaaaha.

I hope that Heidi crashes the wedding, or eloping couple
in an armoured tank, yelling "Give me back Justin!!)

**********

Mary J. Blige - "I Can Love You" (feat. Lil Kim)

I can love you
better than she can.

www.youtube.com
Nic

New York, NY

#313 Jan 12, 2012
blondie wrote:
<quoted text>
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa ha!
I wonder what she bought Justin for Xmas!
A one way ticket back to Heidi?
A fake tuxedo for their fake never to be elopement.
Not even a dress from Ms. Wang.
Not even having Barbra Stresand to sing at the fake wedding.
Not even Courtney to attend and toss a dead rat at the fake
bride.
Haaa haaaaha.
I hope that Heidi crashes the wedding, or eloping couple
in an armoured tank, yelling "Give me back Justin!!)
**********
Mary J. Blige - "I Can Love You" (feat. Lil Kim)
I can love you
better than she can.
www.youtube.com
Lol..OH YU are so Funny!!
:)
BLONDIE

Hyattsville, MD

#314 Jan 12, 2012
Maybe Dave Letterman
will have plate spinners
come out with the various faces
of Jen on each spinning plate:

"Chinese Plate Spinners"
at www.youtube.com
BLONDIE

Hyattsville, MD

#315 Jan 12, 2012
Beijing Circus -

"Girls with the plates"

at www.youtube.com

More plates.
More faces.
BLONDIE

Hyattsville, MD

#316 Jan 12, 2012
The spinning.
The faces.
The faces on spinning plates!!!

"National Acrobats of China Perform at Binghamton University's Anderson Center"

at www.youtube.com
Half Marathon

Spring, TX

#317 Jul 15, 2012
Way to stay on topic, Blondie. LOL
Your brain is spinning, spinning, spinning.
Just taking a few before I put on my dancing, I mean running shoes again.
Once you get started, it's just putting one foot in front of the other.
Have you ever heard of Jolie running like Sarah Palin?
I saw Game Change. OMG. What a train wreck Sarah was.
Now, Oprah is doing a piece on Carrie Underwear, I mean Underwood.
I don't listen to country, but I do know who Carrie is...
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#318 Jul 17, 2012
Half Marathon wrote:
Way to stay on topic, Blondie. LOL
Your brain is spinning, spinning, spinning.
Just taking a few before I put on my dancing, I mean running shoes again.
Once you get started, it's just putting one foot in front of the other.
Have you ever heard of Jolie running like Sarah Palin?
I saw Game Change. OMG. What a train wreck Sarah was.
Now, Oprah is doing a piece on Carrie Underwear, I mean Underwood.
I don't listen to country, but I do know who Carrie is...
Hi, Springy!!!

What are you Texans doing to keep cool
during this hotter than ever sweltering heat.

Texas is bigger and better at everything,
so what are you guys doing to deal with this sizzling
baking summer heat????

Did you build a giant water sprinkler
that covers all of TEXAS???

Take is from me, the water turns to hot water
very quickly.

**********
Do you think that Jen will walk in these shoes:

Octomom - the final humiliation:
Bankrupt Nadya Suleman strips topless to the strains of Rihanna
in a bid to pay her bills
Nadya Suleman paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip at Miami's Playhouse Gentlemen's Club
West Park club ended up attracting 400 customers - twice as many punters as usual
Customers could buy 'I saw Octomom naked at the Playhouse South' T-shirts

PUBLISHED:09:04 EST, 16 July 2012 | UPDATED:09:59 EST, 16 July 2012

By Daily Mail Reporter

Comments (558)

She's already made a solo porn film in a bid to pay her astronomical bills to raise her 14 children.

And over the weekend, Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman went to yet another desperate length in a bid to fund her family - by stripping.

The single mother, 37, was reportedly paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip down to just her knickers as she grinded on-stage to the sounds of Rihanna at a Florida club on Friday night.

Dance for me: Octomom Nadya Suleman makes her stripping debut at The Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Miami, Florida on Friday night

You can leave your pants on: Nadya remove her PVC bra as she dances around the pole

Making her debut on Friday 13th, Nadya was showered with dollar bills as she came out on stage at The Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Miami.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-...

**********
Will Jen strip for Dolly, Sophie, and Justin???

What about the porn?
Half Marathon

Spring, TX

#319 Jul 17, 2012
1. Keep the freezer full to the brim with ice, ice cream, and popsicles, etc.
2. Keep an iced drink by you at all times.
3. Run the AC full tilt.
4. Run ceiling fans full-tilt
5. Keep an additional fan on you while you sleep.
6. Egyptian cotton sheets
7. Cotton clothing
8. Swimming pool
9. AC in vehicle
10. If you are going to cook/turn on the oven, do it at night or early a.m.
11. If you are going to turn on the oven, put multiple things in there so it isn't often on.
12. Wear long hair in a braid or ponytail to keep it cooler
13. Plan your day so you are not out in the heat of the day.
14. Endurance built up from years of long, hot summers.
blondie wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi, Springy!!!
What are you Texans doing to keep cool
during this hotter than ever sweltering heat.
Texas is bigger and better at everything,
so what are you guys doing to deal with this sizzling
baking summer heat????
Did you build a giant water sprinkler
that covers all of TEXAS???
Take is from me, the water turns to hot water
very quickly.
**********
Do you think that Jen will walk in these shoes:
Octomom - the final humiliation:
Bankrupt Nadya Suleman strips topless to the strains of Rihanna
in a bid to pay her bills
Nadya Suleman paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip at Miami's Playhouse Gentlemen's Club
West Park club ended up attracting 400 customers - twice as many punters as usual
Customers could buy 'I saw Octomom naked at the Playhouse South' T-shirts
PUBLISHED:09:04 EST, 16 July 2012 | UPDATED:09:59 EST, 16 July 2012
By Daily Mail Reporter
Comments (558)
She's already made a solo porn film in a bid to pay her astronomical bills to raise her 14 children.
And over the weekend, Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman went to yet another desperate length in a bid to fund her family - by stripping.
The single mother, 37, was reportedly paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip down to just her knickers as she grinded on-stage to the sounds of Rihanna at a Florida club on Friday night.
Dance for me: Octomom Nadya Suleman makes her stripping debut at The Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Miami, Florida on Friday night
You can leave your pants on: Nadya remove her PVC bra as she dances around the pole
Making her debut on Friday 13th, Nadya was showered with dollar bills as she came out on stage at The Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Miami.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-...
**********
Will Jen strip for Dolly, Sophie, and Justin???
What about the porn?
blondie

Hyattsville, MD

#320 Jul 21, 2012
Women testify at Air Force instructor's sentencing
By WILL WEISSERT | Associated Press 2 hrs 18 mins ago...
.
SAN ANTONIO (AP) An Air Force instructor convicted of raping a female recruit and sexually assaulting several others faces up to life in prison Saturday when he is sentenced in a sex scandal that rocked one of the nation's busiest training bases.

Staff Sgt. Luis Walker is among 12 Lackland Air Force Base instructors investigated for sexual misconduct toward at least 31 female trainees, and he faced the most serious counts among the six instructors charged in the case.

A military jury convicted Walker on Friday on all 28 counts including rape, aggravated sexual contact and multiple counts of aggravated sexual assault. Trial judge Col. Wesley Moore consolidated those charges into 20 on Saturday morning, saying some counts duplicated others. The change will not affect Walker's maximum sentence.

Prosecutors say from October 2010 through January 2011, Walker sexually assaulted or had improper sexual or personal contact with at least 10 female recruits. Lackland is where all Air Force recruits go through basic training.

Several of Walker's alleged victims testified during his court-martial, including one who described how Walker lured her into an office and sexually assaulted her on a bed, ignoring her pleas to stop. The Associated Press does not usually identify sexual assault victims.

Five of the women testified Saturday at Walker's sentencing, saying they couldn't sleep or maintain relationships with men after the assaults. They said Walker's actions eroded their trust in authority and affected their performance at work.

**********
Do these "Instructors" Know and fully
understand the punishment for what they
have done, before they do these things???

Is is clear in their minds
that they could face life in prison?

And they risk everything in order
to take advantage of these women???

Are you kidding me????
Half Marathon

Spring, TX

#321 Jul 21, 2012
Yes, someone must have installed a big sprinkler because it has been raining or storming off and on most of the time. Time for an indoor pool. Thank goodness I have premium channels.

Oh, Stormy...bring back that summer day. I looked up a song from a movie and the original one was probably a favorite of yours from the 60's. I have a feeling you are MUCH older than me.
Do you know the original band who played that song. I think it was titled "Stormy"...

and the one I saw was "Save Room For My Love" John Legend...
blondie wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi, Springy!!!
What are you Texans doing to keep cool
during this hotter than ever sweltering heat.
Texas is bigger and better at everything,
so what are you guys doing to deal with this sizzling
baking summer heat????
Did you build a giant water sprinkler
that covers all of TEXAS???
Take is from me, the water turns to hot water
very quickly.
**********
Do you think that Jen will walk in these shoes:
Octomom - the final humiliation:
Bankrupt Nadya Suleman strips topless to the strains of Rihanna
in a bid to pay her bills
Nadya Suleman paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip at Miami's Playhouse Gentlemen's Club
West Park club ended up attracting 400 customers - twice as many punters as usual
Customers could buy 'I saw Octomom naked at the Playhouse South' T-shirts
PUBLISHED:09:04 EST, 16 July 2012 | UPDATED:09:59 EST, 16 July 2012
By Daily Mail Reporter
Comments (558)
She's already made a solo porn film in a bid to pay her astronomical bills to raise her 14 children.
And over the weekend, Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman went to yet another desperate length in a bid to fund her family - by stripping.
The single mother, 37, was reportedly paid $5,000 (3,220) to strip down to just her knickers as she grinded on-stage to the sounds of Rihanna at a Florida club on Friday night.
Dance for me: Octomom Nadya Suleman makes her stripping debut at The Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Miami, Florida on Friday night
You can leave your pants on: Nadya remove her PVC bra as she dances around the pole
Making her debut on Friday 13th, Nadya was showered with dollar bills as she came out on stage at The Playhouse Gentlemen's Club in Miami.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-...
**********
Will Jen strip for Dolly, Sophie, and Justin???
What about the porn?

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