Brad Pitt & Angelina to get married a...

Brad Pitt & Angelina to get married and move their 30,000 children into British schools

There are 6 comments on the Anorak story from Apr 16, 2012, titled Brad Pitt & Angelina to get married and move their 30,000 children into British schools. In it, Anorak reports that:

AFTER spending their whole relationship sneering about marriage, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to get hitched.

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Honey Nugget

Spring, TX

#1 Apr 16, 2012
Hahaha

Whee
Whee
Whee

I'm having fun like that pink pig on the commercials.
blondie

Lanham, MD

#2 Apr 17, 2012
I have to go and paint
the other half of my front porch.

Try not to go blind
reading about Brad and Angie, today.

I know that the salty tears
must be stinging your eyelids,
but you will get over it.

Justin might get blotto
and marry Jen before Mother's Day,
and the two of them might cart Nancy
to the wedding and hand Nancy a Mother's Day Card,
while she is alive long enough to enjoy it.

Maybe a little mummified Norman, might sit
in the corner, or tucked under Jen's gown,
will also attend,
and bark the words
to Ava Maria,
as Jen and Justin hobble down the ailes.
Chick Flick

Shafter, CA

#3 Apr 17, 2012
Wow? When was La Whorie mummified?? Must be all that Botox.

I'm surprised she has not been mistaken her for her own Madame Tussauds wax figure. Hey, wait a sec ... could that explain all the recent pics of her? Armpitt grabbed the wrong La Whorie!

He'd better go put that wax Whorie back -- she'll surely melt on the next trip to Namibia.
Honey Nugget

Spring, TX

#4 Apr 18, 2012
Chick Flick wrote:
Wow? When was La Whorie mummified?? Must be all that Botox.
I'm surprised she has not been mistaken her for her own Madame Tussauds wax figure. Hey, wait a sec ... could that explain all the recent pics of her? Armpitt grabbed the wrong La Whorie!
He'd better go put that wax Whorie back -- she'll surely melt on the next trip to Namibia.
The paint fumes must be getting to Blondie or her beehive is too tight. She is not making any sense. I read somewhere that Jolie starves herself because of kids who don't have food. She must be off her rocker. She can afford to eat good food but prefers to peel wallpapper and eat it rather than taking care of her health because she is responsible for the health and welfare of six of her own. I mean she is responsible for hiring nannies to raise her six pack.

Will the UK schools put up with her Oliver Twist dressing brat pack?
We don't need no education. Teacher leave those kids alone.
Just another brick (head) in the wall.

Do they have thrift stores in France and the UK for her to buy her kids the ugliest clothes on the planet? Will they let Knox wear a tutu to school if he wants?

I do have to admit that my s.o. put on Horrible Bosses and it was pretty juvenile and inane. I didn't even watch to the end. I'm busy trying to read and become more informed. Most everyone I call wants to talk politics.
Chick Flick

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Apr 18, 2012
Oh, politics ... <sighs> ... I guess it's that season again.

I think our plan to send La Whorie to the Duggar household is still a good one. She might learn something - and it will give her a chance to clear her head of all that Armpitt tokin' smoke.--- PLUS, I'm sure the good-hearted Duggars would be more than happy to donate their recycled, recycled, recycled items to the Armpitt kids.

Ya know, maybe we'd better just send the Armpitt kids to Arkansas, instead of La Whorie. Yep, that's a better plan. If nothing else, they will learn that girls dress a certain way, and boys dress a certain way.
Cherry Pick

Spring, TX

#6 Apr 18, 2012
Chick Flick wrote:
Oh, politics ... <sighs> ... I guess it's that season again.
I think our plan to send La Whorie to the Duggar household is still a good one. She might learn something - and it will give her a chance to clear her head of all that Armpitt tokin' smoke.--- PLUS, I'm sure the good-hearted Duggars would be more than happy to donate their recycled, recycled, recycled items to the Armpitt kids.
Ya know, maybe we'd better just send the Armpitt kids to Arkansas, instead of La Whorie. Yep, that's a better plan. If nothing else, they will learn that girls dress a certain way, and boys dress a certain way.
Oh that would be hilarious. Can't you see Max and Pax outside catching crickets and making "what is this sh**" faces to the cream soup noodlelicious casseroles they make to feed the small army.
Max and Pax will be asking for perms and nail polish. At least they will learn how to weed, water and run lawn mowers before they leave. The girls will learn that walls aren't drawing places. I think her kids might throw Jim Bob and Michelle into a spanking frenzy.

Can u imagine the F-bombs the kids would be throwing around and downloading porn off the computers since apparently there are no parameters in the PJ household.

Then they'd send them on a mission trip and oops, we miscounted. We left your kids in Guatemala. Sorry.

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