Lucas at Large: Lucas at Large: Suppan rivaling Rick Vaughn, Te...

On second thought, Ted Thompson, the Packer lightning rod, is in a league of his own, and it's not ''Major League'' -- the bailiwick of the Charlie Sheen character, "Rick Vaughn.'' Wild thing, you make my heart sing, you walk everything ... Sooooooooup.

[BrewTrue]

"I" could hit .400 vs Suppan right now, and I haven't played baseball for over 40 years! I've seen stronger batting cage outings! Stop pitching this guy for the automatic six run deficit, and we end up pitching a bullpen pitcher anyway.

[Pitching]

Suppan was a terrible, terrible free agent signing. I'm convinced a could make a better GM part-time. Suppan's lifetime ERA is 4.66! Why would you ever sign someone to "eat up innings" for that kind of money. And then there is Mike Cameron.$10 million last year and 10 more this year...for a .250 lifetime hitter. It's insanity. The Brewers will be far below .500 this year because they have no pitching and their everyday lineup has not one contact hitter. Melvin has had the opportunity to fill the void at third and centerfield with consistent low-stikeout, high contact hard nose ball players for the past couple of years but he stands pat with Hall, Counsell and Cameron....it's going to be a long season.

[Waalalicious]

So if Suppan seems like Rick Vaughn to you, then are you suggesting Macha gives him glasses?