When stars say stupid stuff, they deserve all the negative publicity they get. Below is a very funny blog I found on myspace...all about brad pittI agree. Maybe celebs look for publicity, at times, and most of the time for good deeds, but I think they're only doing their jobs.
They have a right to privacy. Paparazzis are only interested in the hundreds of thousands of dollars they could get and leave them no peace. Enough is enough.
See my super hilarious blogs at blog.myspace.com/christopherpimental for more rants like this one about brad pitt:
Brad Pitt: Just. Stop. Talking. Please.
SOME PEOPLE SOUND SMARTER WHEN THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.
Once again, I realize that my writing is less than eloquent in this post (naughty swear words and what'not), so hide the kids and block your ears because this is some
Now, am I the only one who was in hysterics when I heard this? It is HILARIOUS!! Let the hate mail flow 'cuz we're dissin' Pitt!(Didn't he cheat on his wife?)
But, man oh'man, what a great line this is: Brad Pitt won't marry Angelina Jolie until "everyone in America who wants to be married is legally able..."Boo hoo hoo and blah, blah, blah. Don't cry for me Argentina.
Brad, kid, dude, you are my hero! You are my ROLE MODEL! Remind me to use that line on the totally-10 hottie who I eventually leave my wife for.(Wink, wink). But seriously, what a NOBLE sacrifice you are making. Everyone should be so noble.
Anyway, let's review. You won't get married but:
You and the total hottie are a united couple who share a child, just like a normal married couple. OK. Got it.
You and the total hottie "non-wife" sleep together (schedules and MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR film pay-days permitting, I assume) just like a married couple (sans million dollar pay day, of course). Got it.
You live in the same house (oops, I mean MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR ESTATE, schedules permitting) with said hottie just like a normal married couple (sans million dollar estate, of course). Got it.
She's a total babe who, for the time being, digs your vibe and you dig hers, just like a normal married couple (sans total movie star hottie wife for most guys - well, actually my wife is pretty hot, I have to admit). Got it.
You share responsibilities together, eat together, raise the kid(s) together, shop, play, pay bills and do everything together (schedules permitting), just like normal married couples do. Got it.
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, remind me again why you won't get married.
Man, just stop talking. OK? Let someone else write your lines for you, that's what they get paid for. They write, you say what they write, and you come off fine. Right? It's better that way. So, I mean, c'mon?. Just shut up.
On second thought, I need more gas for the fire, so keep talking.