Brad Pitt's Grandmom Reveals All

Brad Pitt's Grandmom Reveals All

There are 11 comments on the Celebrific story from Jul 25, 2006, titled Brad Pitt's Grandmom Reveals All. In it, Celebrific reports that:

Posted by Allison as Mischief & Mayhem , Family Relations at 8:54 am According to Brad Pitt's granny the Fight Club actor will not marry Angelina Jolie in the near future.

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Jeanelle

Regina, Canada

#1 Jul 25, 2006
Hmm, I wonder why? He's a family guy now. Maybe too much pressure? Not sure but I hope things work well for them.
aquarius

Washington, DC

#2 Jul 25, 2006
If this story is true, which I doubt, Brad is giving his Grandma a "snow job."
Qcontinu

Toronto, Canada

#3 Oct 17, 2007
I do not know of which story people are referring to, but I have learnt that a lot of news about celebrities ends up being false or exxagerated.
blondie

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#4 Oct 18, 2007
I think that it has been said that Brad has
repeatedly begged Angie for her hand in marriage,
but Angie has refused!!

(IMO) What better way of getting under Jennifer
Aniston's finger nails.

Brad is a single man, and yet he still does not
wish to see Jennifer, be with Jennifer, or
chase after Jennifer for any reason whatsoever,
and in any shape, form, or fashion.

I just wonder if Jennifer has cried to her poor
mother, Nancy:

"Oooooh, momie. Now, I know darned well that I
look just a little bit more pretty than Angelina
Jolie by the light of the full moon, and yet
Brad does not lift one tiny finger to try to
call me or to see me, or to try to be with me!!!!
(sniff-sniff.) It is not like he would be committing adultry if he were to come by for a
little cup of coffe, or a cup of tea. Oh, Mommie.
Why won't he come? I have done so many things to
myself, to make me seem more appealing and alluring, and desireable. WHY won't he take the
bait, and come by for just a second????"

"Well, daughter, dear!! Maybe Brad's cup runneth
over, honey. He's just not into you, one bit.
He does not wish to sip, dip, or tip around with
the likes of you."

"Oh, mom. Please just be quiet. I am sorry that I
even bothered to ask you anything at all."

(Fake story.)
blondie

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#6 Oct 19, 2007
Sopher wrote:
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Sopher,

Some might call Jennifer
the insulting name of maniston
but I do not think that she is really
into girls of any color.

I think that your gay-dar
is beating up the wrong tree, dear.

The topic is Brad's Granny, Brad's not
being married, and the couple's future plans.

We are not going to step into a race
discussion, religous discussion, or a politics
discussion.....no one ever wins.

Comedy is what interests me.

Have you heard the one
about the lady that screams at the ocean,
and then goes home and dumps the man
who loves her more than life itself?

Poor Vince.
Pitt_Falls

Duarte, CA

#7 Jan 5, 2008
In other news, I am so sick of people telling me to rewatch "Break Up" every time trouble rides into town in my relationship. And who is going to get turned on by seeing JA's chicken but*
or tiny heiny? It's small, but is it impressive?
Is it worth eating tissue and water or 2 slices of cucumber and a wedge of lemon in bottled water for the rest of your life?

Here, Jen, have some of my brisket and potato salad. He's not coming back. Live a little.
Shapely

Duarte, CA

#8 Mar 27, 2008
Getting it yet?
hocus n pocus

Duarte, CA

#9 Apr 22, 2008
Pitt_Falls wrote:
In other news, I am so sick of people telling me to rewatch "Break Up" every time trouble rides into town in my relationship. And who is going to get turned on by seeing JA's chicken but*
or tiny heiny? It's small, but is it impressive?
Is it worth eating tissue and water or 2 slices of cucumber and a wedge of lemon in bottled water for the rest of your life?
Here, Jen, have some of my brisket and potato salad. He's not coming back. Live a little.
Blondie, Pam, Mayson Barb, ChickFlick,
no one can answer this?
blondie

Myrtle Beach, SC

#10 Apr 23, 2008
hocus n pocus wrote:
<quoted text>
Blondie, Pam, Mayson Barb, ChickFlick,
no one can answer this?
No one can answer what?
What are you asking my little fuzzy wuzzy bear?

Are you just adding your name to the topix net,
so you can pretend that your name is up in
blazing lights on Broadway???
milez

Hudson, OH

#12 Jun 6, 2008
i bet you are one fat ugly woman with no life.
Metro_Chick

Spring, TX

#13 Feb 21, 2009
milez wrote:
i bet you are one fat ugly woman with no life.
Who, Blondie?

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