Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt To Confirm Twins On The Way
“I think we'll c**p out somewhere between seven and nine.”
Angelina Jolie is pregnant, as a source close to the actress has confirmed the 32-year-old is expecting twins with her partner Brad Pitt. via The Post Chronicle
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#1 Jan 31, 2008
Why do they think we care so much? That will give them a six pack. I am sure we will have to hear about that and two more nannies in tow.
It will soon be like watching the OSMONDS travel. Did you see when their family traveled to Oprah? What a MESS! but what a JOY!
#2 Jan 31, 2008
She'll probably confirm it on Feb. 11. Jennifer Aniston's B-Day.
#3 Jan 31, 2008
That's right. Jennifer's birthday,
and I don't have a date, yet, to take me.
Does anyone know where the party is going to
take place this year?
If my memory serves me,
I could almost swear
that big man Vince
was the guest of honor...and after the party,
my guess is that Vince got to go home with Jennifer, for a vey private game of
"PIN THE TAIL
ON THE DONKEY!!!"
#4 Jan 31, 2008
above: for the most likely to be confuse,
Chick Flick, Freia, and mayson,
allow me to explain that I was remembering
and talking about Jennifer's birthday party
that took place LAST fricking year,
when Vince swung his big hee-man thighs,
and his totally hunkie barrel chest,
into the joint, and may have bellowed:
"Where is my mickity-mack bitch at???"
And Jennifeer might have two-stepped
quickly to Vince's side,
just to have Vince
lean over, with tender affection
and lovingly kiss Jennifer on her forehead,
and say, loud enough for all to hear:
"Don't worry baby! Daddy has a present that
no one gets to see tonight, but you, lover!!"
And then the two of them might start in on
one of those nasty and graphic slow, body
grinding, slow motion, naughty drag dances,
while "Love Me Like You'll Never See Me Again,"
by Alicia Keys plays.
They dance with their eyes closed.
Vince has to crouch down low,
so that his pelvis is locked onto
Jennifer's pelvis....grinding and grinding.
#5 Jan 31, 2008
Naturally, the above is a fake story.
Any grinding must take place out of view.
Since: Nov 07
#6 Jan 31, 2008
Stop in Blondie, I'm going to go into premature labor from laughing so hard........ouchy!
#7 Jan 31, 2008
You know, the poster has a point, will she do it in Feb 11. And would you be surprised if she did?
#8 Feb 4, 2008
Now, they are speculating it could even be triplets. I guess if they put two in, they could put some Miracle Grow in there and hope for a six pack
Maple Ridge, Canada
#9 Feb 5, 2008
I'll be surprised if they are preggies again. And if they are, it's hilarious. Most normal people find them humorous and I'm sure Jennifer gets a kick out of them too. Here is my example of a typical conversation between Brad and Angie.
A: Brad, buy me another house please, I love u!
B: But I already bought you 3 houses. Fine but you have to get pregnant.
A: Only if you send your mommy over to Jen's house to break her heart for me.
B: Sounds good to me.
A: I'll wear preggie clothes till I'm actually preggies so the whole world talks about me again. Maybe if I have 20 of your babies, they will forget that I'm a homewrecker and white trash.
B: I like your boobs but I can only see half of them because my eyes are always half closed.
Maple Ridge, Canada
#10 Feb 5, 2008
#11 Feb 5, 2008
#12 Feb 5, 2008
This must not be the "Who Cares" aka ShapeImIn,
from Texas, then.
It seems that you have a brain,
while ShapeImIn has cranberry sauce for brains.
take a copy of this song
to play, at Jennifer's birthday party:
"Get It Up,"
#13 Feb 5, 2008
LOL! Conversation continues:
Trampie: Apeman, I'm preggars.
Armpitt: I can tell, you're so puffed up.
Trampie: That's my mouth, numbnuts. Gawd, you're a moron.
Armpitt: Yes, so true, just ask my wife.
<Trampie socks Armpitt in the gut - WHONK!>
Trampie: EX-wife, you idiot!
#14 Feb 6, 2008
Haaaa haaaa ha.
Ex marks the spot? Foot to butt?
Now you have to say something nice.
#15 Feb 6, 2008
It's obvious that CORNY CHICK could never become a writer.
#16 Feb 6, 2008
Which personality is this??? Oh, it's ykw - Sybil's thesbo tough dyke.
#17 Feb 11, 2008
Gosh I fear Angie and Brad will be like
Dunce Gill and Amy Grant who were on the Grammy Awards last night. She is such an attention hog that she had to grab him and give hin this icky kiss just to get her "mug" in the shot. He got some country grammy award for These Days and made some smart-alec remark. Go back to Tennessee and hide, would you?
#18 Feb 16, 2008
I'm not a writer. I'm a flipper. Just have to get #3 off the tax roll and title page and ditch the renters. Then I'm set.
#19 Mar 11, 2008
Are you sure you aren't carrying rats? Yuck!
#20 Mar 11, 2008
don't start what you can't finish.
where's your adoring husband?
at his girlfriend's?
kids locked in their rooms/
go enjoy your great life, madame baboon
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