'Ghosts of Girlfriends Past' stars Matthew McConaughey, Jennife...

If you look up the word "typecasting" in the dictionary, you'll find Matthew McConaughey 's smirk affixed to the title " Ghosts of Girlfriends Past ." Nonetheless director Mark Waters' Lothario-learns-a-lesson comedy is better than its already sour reputation.

[Sarah]

I don't care how many girlfriends he's had & that he now has a baby with his current girlfriend, I still think he's gay.

[Un-PC]

Sarah wrote:

I don't care how many girlfriends he's had & that he now has a baby with his current girlfriend, I still think he's gay.

I don't know if he is gay or not, but he is definately talentless.

[Marked for deletion]

This is not approriate for the advertisers of the Chicago Tribune.

Delete this story or the movie studios will never advertise here.

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[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

This is not approriate for the advertisers of the Chicago Tribune.
Delete this story or the movie studios will never advertise here.
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Why don't you delete yourself D-Bag?

[Jane]

I would rather gouge out my eyes with an oyster fork than watch another Matthew McConaughey movie.

[Marked for deletion]

Olney, Illinoise is not in our target demographic.

Stop posting here. The advertisers thank you, country hick.

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[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

Olney, Illinoise is not in our target demographic.
Stop posting here. The advertisers thank you, country hick.
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In fact you complete idiot of a person...you just screwed up once now offending someone you thought was a HICK just based on the location of my posting. What is your "demographic" when anyone, anywhere can view this website and may Chicago residents out of town logging into THEIR paper's site. Mark for Deletion, delete yourself now.

[Marked for deletion]

This is clearly why advertisers are fleeing this site. Crazy Iowans moving to Chicago with little to no cash.

Again, you are not in out target demographic. Go buy a Sun-Times and look at the colorful "pitchers." Enjoy, retard.

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[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

Olney, Illinoise is not in our target demographic.
Stop posting here. The advertisers thank you, country hick.
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And learn how to spell Illinois correctly too fool. Your assumption of me being a hick is comical when you're targeting a more sophisticated audience in Chicago and you can't even spell the state correctly......ok, you have an education of a child so I'll give you a break.

Illinois, not Illionoise.

[Marked for deletion]

Our marketing agents have determined that you are a middle-aged pot bellied freak.

Your angry craziness stems from a mother who breast fed you to age 7.

Seek counseling, and refrain from posting on these boards.

Tribune Co.is trying to make a buck. You are not in the target demographic.

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[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

This is clearly why advertisers are fleeing this site. Crazy Iowans moving to Chicago with little to no cash.
Again, you are not in out target demographic. Go buy a Sun-Times and look at the colorful "pitchers." Enjoy, retard.
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My God, you are horrific. Can't you put together a sentence without mucking it up..."Again, you are not in OUT target demographic." Listen retard, stop judging me when you can't even put together a sentence. Who do you represent Deletion? Look "retard", for someone judging my financial value based on nothing...you can't spell and you still are a complete D-Bag.

[Marked for deletion]

Tribune Co. is not happy with these sour posts. Perhaps your shelter should suspend your internet service so you can clean yerself up and look for a job at Pizza Hut.

Kindly leave this site and remain hopefull that your disability check gets to your PO box.

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[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

Our marketing agents have determined that you are a middle-aged pot bellied freak.
Your angry craziness stems from a mother who breast fed you to age 7.
Seek counseling, and refrain from posting on these boards.
Tribune Co.is trying to make a buck. You are not in the target demographic.
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LOL. That is so funny, I love it. You have no idea who I am but your "marketing agents" have checked me out and that was the report. This is too good. I just sensed that you were a complete tool when I saw your posting and now I know.

You and your agents are way off in your analysis of me, you can't spell, you're still a D-Bag, and I do believe you're the one in need of counseling at this point...I'm just having some fun with you.

Tell your "agents" they were right on one thing...I am getting close to middle age at 35 years of age. I did W2 $102,000 in 2008 and $113,000 for 2007...not good enough for your demographic D-Bag? I can help your agents out with more accurate info on me but I'm sure they know already, right?

LMFAO

[Marked for deletion]

Oh no. Someone has a really small penis.

[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

Oh no. Someone has a really small penis.

Good one Marked...for someone who has a team of marketing agents working on a Saturday morning producing instant analysis on people responding to D-Bag comments made by you....that's the best you can do?

Come on...you've been offbase in your assumptions about me from the beginning by shooting off that I'm some "hick", don't you think you should stop now? Look, before you go any further...learn to spell immediately before you represent your views & opinions in PUBLIC forum, don't discredit someone's demographic value based on the location of their post, in fact...don't assume anything as you have done a great job turning off consumers right now...and I'm sure the Tribune Co. doesn't appreciate that either Marked.

This has been a lot of fun schooling you...especially for being a "hick".

[Marked for deletion]

breakdown of your
alleged $100,000 salary

25 percent taxes
50 percent rent for humbolt park
ghetto studio apartment
25 percent to McDonalds
for happy Meals

sckooled! owned! bye-bye

[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

breakdown of your
alleged $100,000 salary
25 percent taxes
50 percent rent for humbolt park
ghetto studio apartment
25 percent to McDonalds
for happy Meals
sckooled! owned! bye-bye

Wow...how did you know Marked? Spot on...although, I prefer the McDoubles cause I can only afford $1 meals. This is fun...I feel like I'm interacting with some college kid cause I just got "sckooled"...is that the new, cool way of spelling it at Chicago State?

Oh by the way...since your from the "United States" and not Chicago...Diversey runs north of Humbolt park. Furthermore, I assume you're a racist pig as well since you think I'm of latin decent with my sign on name, thus placing me in that location........wrong again D-Bag.

Also, you obviously don't make as much as me since you would already know that I would be paying much more in taxes with that level of income. When you graduate from college and start making real money you'll know that.

I love it...you're fun to screw with and a yes...you are a complete D-Bag. Again, please delete yourself Marked.

[Marked for deletion]

I thought someone who makes 100k would find a tax shelter or two.

No one gives a crapp about your weird name.

Get a girlfriend, stranger danger.

[Davito]

Marked for deletion wrote:

I thought someone who makes 100k would find a tax shelter or two.
No one gives a crapp about your weird name.
Get a girlfriend, stranger danger.

wow...I moved on but I see you're still chirping away. I think it's hilarious that I was able to keep you going on like this for so long since you're probably so busy doing your job...right? I'm just having some fun and you're busy with some kind of agenda, with a team of "marketing agents" and of course, representing Madison Ave.

it's been fun, good luck with whatever you do to and with yourself

but you're still a D-Bag...remember that

[WTF]

why do you like
d-bags so much?

stop drinking out of them