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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt: Fight Club Reaches Namibia

There are 33 comments on the National Ledger story from Apr 21, 2006, titled Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt: Fight Club Reaches Namibia. In it, National Ledger reports that:

Maddox, Angelina Jolie's oldest adopted child, is learning what money can buy. He has listened to Mickey Brett, their bodyguard, verbally threaten people with cameras sitting in public cafes and walking on ...

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Gerry

Quito, Ecuador

#21 Oct 10, 2006
Frenchy wrote:
I agree. Maybe celebs look for publicity, at times, and most of the time for good deeds, but I think they're only doing their jobs.
They have a right to privacy. Paparazzis are only interested in the hundreds of thousands of dollars they could get and leave them no peace. Enough is enough.
When stars say stupid stuff, they deserve all the negative publicity they get. Below is a very funny blog I found on myspace...all about brad pitt

See my super hilarious blogs at blog.myspace.com/christopherpimental for more rants like this one about brad pitt:

Brad Pitt: Just. Stop. Talking. Please.

SOME PEOPLE SOUND SMARTER WHEN THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.

Once again, I realize that my writing is less than eloquent in this post (naughty swear words and what'not), so hide the kids and block your ears because this is some

Now, am I the only one who was in hysterics when I heard this? It is HILARIOUS!! Let the hate mail flow 'cuz we're dissin' Pitt!(Didn't he cheat on his wife?)

But, man oh'man, what a great line this is: Brad Pitt won't marry Angelina Jolie until "everyone in America who wants to be married is legally able..."Boo hoo hoo and blah, blah, blah. Don't cry for me Argentina.

Brad, kid, dude, you are my hero! You are my ROLE MODEL! Remind me to use that line on the totally-10 hottie who I eventually leave my wife for.(Wink, wink). But seriously, what a NOBLE sacrifice you are making. Everyone should be so noble.

Anyway, let's review. You won't get married but:

You and the total hottie are a united couple who share a child, just like a normal married couple. OK. Got it.

You and the total hottie "non-wife" sleep together (schedules and MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR film pay-days permitting, I assume) just like a married couple (sans million dollar pay day, of course). Got it.

You live in the same house (oops, I mean MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR ESTATE, schedules permitting) with said hottie just like a normal married couple (sans million dollar estate, of course). Got it.

She's a total babe who, for the time being, digs your vibe and you dig hers, just like a normal married couple (sans total movie star hottie wife for most guys - well, actually my wife is pretty hot, I have to admit). Got it.

You share responsibilities together, eat together, raise the kid(s) together, shop, play, pay bills and do everything together (schedules permitting), just like normal married couples do. Got it.

Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, remind me again why you won't get married.

Man, just stop talking. OK? Let someone else write your lines for you, that's what they get paid for. They write, you say what they write, and you come off fine. Right? It's better that way. So, I mean, c'mon?. Just shut up.

On second thought, I need more gas for the fire, so keep talking.
Gerry

Quito, Ecuador

#22 Oct 10, 2006
blog.myspace.com/christopherpimental hilarious blogs and rants...including about Pitt
aquarius

Queensbury, NY

#23 Oct 11, 2006
Carol Ann wrote:
<quoted text>
Grow up, Phoenix. You pretend to be such a peace lover, when in truth, you'll get down and dirty with the best of 'em.
Individuals and countries are sometimes pushed to fight back. They'd be foolish not to fight for their rights.
Blondie

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#24 Oct 11, 2006
Fake story:

Oh, Brad. You are so talented. I think that I might like to worship at your feet, because you are so talented and so gifted an actor.

Oh, who me? No, Angelina. It is you that I admire as an actress. I can not praise you enough. It is you that is so talented and so gifted. I am the one that is still growing and learning. It is you who seems to have the ability to portray the characters so very convincingly.

No, Brad. It is you.

No, Angelina. It is you.

No. Brad.

No. Angelina.

No.

No.

(Oh....Oh!!!!) Touch me!!!! Right now!!!

Yes.
Flavor

Houston, TX

#27 Oct 12, 2006
I dont want to talk smack!
Flavor

Houston, TX

#29 Oct 12, 2006
Sorry I talk smack.To you
Blondie

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#30 Oct 12, 2006
Flavor wrote:
Sorry I talk smack.To you
Here.
Take your hand and smack me right here.
Yes. Now smack me there.
Harder.
No, not THAT hard.
OOOOOh, yes.

Now. That felt good.
Do you want to spank me?

Why not?
Maybe some other time?

O.K.

See you tomorrow, lover.

I am going to put on a Brad Pitt movie.

Maybe I will watch the one called "SEVEN."
Pamela

AOL

#31 Oct 13, 2006
Gerry wrote:
<quoted text>
When stars say stupid stuff, they deserve all the negative publicity they get. Below is a very funny blog I found on myspace...all about brad pitt
See my super hilarious blogs at blog.myspace.com/christopherpimental for more rants like this one about brad pitt:
Brad Pitt: Just. Stop. Talking. Please.
SOME PEOPLE SOUND SMARTER WHEN THEY KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT.
Love it.
Once again, I realize that my writing is less than eloquent in this post (naughty swear words and what'not), so hide the kids and block your ears because this is some
Now, am I the only one who was in hysterics when I heard this? It is HILARIOUS!! Let the hate mail flow 'cuz we're dissin' Pitt!(Didn't he cheat on his wife?)
But, man oh'man, what a great line this is: Brad Pitt won't marry Angelina Jolie until "everyone in America who wants to be married is legally able..."Boo hoo hoo and blah, blah, blah. Don't cry for me Argentina.
Brad, kid, dude, you are my hero! You are my ROLE MODEL! Remind me to use that line on the totally-10 hottie who I eventually leave my wife for.(Wink, wink). But seriously, what a NOBLE sacrifice you are making. Everyone should be so noble.
Anyway, let's review. You won't get married but:
You and the total hottie are a united couple who share a child, just like a normal married couple. OK. Got it.
You and the total hottie "non-wife" sleep together (schedules and MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR film pay-days permitting, I assume) just like a married couple (sans million dollar pay day, of course). Got it.
You live in the same house (oops, I mean MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR ESTATE, schedules permitting) with said hottie just like a normal married couple (sans million dollar estate, of course). Got it.
She's a total babe who, for the time being, digs your vibe and you dig hers, just like a normal married couple (sans total movie star hottie wife for most guys - well, actually my wife is pretty hot, I have to admit). Got it.
You share responsibilities together, eat together, raise the kid(s) together, shop, play, pay bills and do everything together (schedules permitting), just like normal married couples do. Got it.
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, remind me again why you won't get married.
Man, just stop talking. OK? Let someone else write your lines for you, that's what they get paid for. They write, you say what they write, and you come off fine. Right? It's better that way. So, I mean, c'mon?. Just shut up.
On second thought, I need more gas for the fire, so keep talking.
Love it. Maybe someone should do some adjusting and rap it to a Slim Shady type tune. But with: Will the real Brad Pitt please shut up, please shut up
Gerry

Quito, Ecuador

#33 Oct 21, 2006
Amen to that. Glad to have you aboard the Brad Pitt Hate Ship!
Flavio

United States

#34 Nov 1, 2006
i need a gf
Nijinsky

AOL

#35 Nov 20, 2006
This is November 20. Now we are still hearing stories about the violent behavior of Angelina Jolie's bodyguards! Brad Pitt of course denies it's real. How stupid do you have to be to make it in Holliwood? Yes folks we have had George Bush with his war in Iraq (for democracy). Now we have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for Africa. Paparazzi would equal weapons of mass destructions (you know every time that the camera clicks it might effect Angelina's skin tone, incredibly dangerous) and Holliwood with it's big business connections would equal Halliburton and friends. Let me guess what's next? Oh wait I already heard about it. They both want to take the space shuttle into outer space (really good place for orphans you know, really worth the investment of THAT much money). Then, let me see. Brad Pitt will invest in more airy underwear (this rap style of having your pants under your ass doesn't really work yet, needs to be more architecturally correct for the air conditioned feeling). What the $#&*#$&* is next anyways? Angelina Jolie hires OJ Simpson for body guard as a good will gesture for African Americans?
Monica

Reedley, CA

#36 Dec 17, 2008
Jim wrote:
<quoted text>
If you are really Mickey Brett, you're a worthless thug.
Mickey is an AMAZING person. Don't judge people if you don't know them
Half Marathon

Spring, TX

#37 Jul 19, 2012
I thought OJ was incarcerated.

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