The Worst Celebrity Singers

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She's already made millions by slapping her name on products and starring in her own reality show on E!, but now Kim Kardashian is a singer - sort of.A Yesterday Kim's song "My Jam" debuted on 102.7 KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest.
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Sour Notes

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Mar 12, 2011
 
Kim Kartrashian is good at one thing only and that was her sex tape. This song is one of the all-time worst, as is her voice. Her speaking voice is just as terrible, for all you who haven't noticed. Everything about Kim K is FAKE and UGLY as it is with Kris Jenner (worst excuse ever for a mother, wife, human being) and all the rest of that family.

May this be the end of the Kartrashians. Kourtney is a witch and I hope that Scott dumps her asap. Their little routine of hiding clothes from each other to "get back at the person" for something the other did to offend them is trite and childish. Last week, witch Kourtney didn't like Scott's cane so she childlishly hid it from him. Then to get back at Kourtney, Scott gathered up a bunch of her designer shoes and threatened to throw them over the balcony if she didn't give him his cane. I hope he dumped the shoes and dumps her. She is the source of his drinking and anger problem imo and he would do much better without any of the Kardashian's. They seem to use him as their whipping boy and he apparently comes from a wealthy family and appears much better educated so he should get away from those gypsys while he has a chance and find a woman his age or younger and dump the deperate Kourtney Kartrashian along with her bastard son's dirty diapers.
Hooray for Chelsea

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Mar 12, 2011
 
Chelsea Handler and Conan O'Brien have a new fan for trashing Kim Kardashian's song. They need to keep this up and do it to each member of that horrible family until the Kartrashians are off the air, out of sight and sound.

Remember the episode when Kris took a dress to a drycleaner's and they pulled some stupid trick like getting there before she did and refusing to give it to her? Kris Jenner will not allow her husband to have a credit card and seems to want to get her claws in men that she can control such as Lamar Odum (who she blabbed has no family of his own since his mother died at an early age) and she could have killed Bruce and her son by putting Viagra in their coffee. She had no way of knowing if they were allergic to this medication which can have serious side effects.

If she babysits her bastard grandchild, does she give him some of the booze she's always drinking to shut him up and get him to sleep?

Notice how Kim is always chasing after the men while claiming she wants to "be single" which is exactly what she is. She had to practically beg that Austrailian bodyguard to go to bed with her and of course Kris was probably in the next room telling her "to sex him up." Usually the male is the agressor but with Kim Kartrashian, any decent man would be rightly afraid of catching any and all of the std's that exist and some that haven't been heard of yet.

Go Chelsea and Conan and expose these nasty, filthy people for who they are.
She Bangs

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Mar 13, 2011
 
The Asian man who became famous for "She Bangs" needs to come forward with that song and make it the theme song for Kim Kardashian. Another song that suits each of them perfectly is "Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves" which was a big hit by Cher.
And "Nasty Girl" by Rick James fits each and every Kardashian/Jenner female perfectly!

I'd sure like to see "Saturday Night Live" do a sketch involving each one of these songs and the Kardashians.

Don't ever buy anything they sell. They are liars and cheats and showed how they were cheating the public into thinking they were buying an autographed copy of a dumb book one of them wrote but Ms. Stupid couldn't write fast enough so FAKED the signatures. Who would trust any ingredients in their "lollipops" or "fragrances?"

Kourtney is as revolting as Kim. She should have been arrested for verbally assaulting sexually young men playing volleyball on the beach in Miami when fat ass and one of the other ugly sisters were walking along in the bikinis THEY SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN In and Kourtney screeched in her hideous voice that she wanted to see their penis or something about the size of it.

The constant whooping and hollering led by Kris is a sign of insanity imo and too bad the 50+ whore didn't have a stroke when she did a "keg stand" at Kourtney's urging followed by middle-aged Kim at her "dirty-thirty" birthday party.

The Kartrashians have lost any fans they ever had other than themselves. Those huge houses must be full of all the stinky colognes and other crap they can't peddle to the public.

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