Natalie Portman Is Probably Feeling Pretty Awesome Right Now

April 13, 2009 at 10:30AM Muppet-mouthed maneater Angelina Jolie is widely considered the foxiest babe in the universe, but really, she's just like us.

[Jim Smith]

From Hacienda Las Barrancas, have a great Sabbath, Natalie H.

[Darrel]

For free, no credits, just do it:

Professional 2

She's called back by the Italian cook to do a just job on Greeks bent on killing Italians in Chicago.

Flashbacks with never before scenes of Reno teaching her things that obviously were not part of Professional, so that even though he is dead from the first movie, they show him only (no cheap kid look-a-like) teaching cleaning techniques needed for the job.

Like teaching her the first scenes in Professional, how to sneek in for the knife....

Got it? Kiss Tomb Raider chick goodbye. Every-single-male going to what to hump her.