Depp Sick of Good Looks

I cry every morning when I look in the mirror. "Every single morning, because I gotta live with this cute face. Caption: Johnny Depp. UK premiere of 'Sweeney Todd' held at the Odeon Leicester Square - Arrivals. via ContactMusic.com

[alineinhell1269]

I wonder if Johnny likes canibal corspe (kill) it's a great release from all the b.s.I grind it!

[chucknorris]

oh shut up n if u ever wonder again with that big head of urs keep it there yh

[daniel boone]

he looks like a crackhead to me,and im a big fan.hes from my state.

[DeppHeadKC]

daniel boone wrote:

he looks like a crackhead to me,and im a big fan.hes from my state.

"he looks like a crackhead to me"..Now, why on earth would you say that?

[daniel boone]

because he is one and a drunk,and because i tell the truth. all hollywood stars are drunks and drug attics. they are liberal sickos

[daniel boone]

johnny if this is really you,i am a giant fan.please talk back and let me know something.i want to be a movie star,maybe you can get me in.tired of being poor and crazy

[daniel boone]

what does deppheadkc mean,does it mean i was talking with johnny depp or someone else.if it was johnny,thats pretty unbelievable. i love all the stuff you made.thanks for making gilbert grape,it was my favorit.

[DeppHeadKC]

daniel boone wrote:

johnny if this is really you,i am a giant fan.please talk back and let me know something.i want to be a movie star,maybe you can get me in.tired of being poor and crazy

You make an assumption like this, "because he is one and a drunk,and because i tell the truth. all hollywood stars are drunks and drug attics. they are liberal sickos", and expect JD to help you become a "movie star"? Bwhahahahahaha!!! Can I rain on YOUR parade a weeeeee bit? Uh hmm:

1) Johnny does NOT respond in these threads.
2) Johnny prefers it if we do not label ourselves as "fans" (fanatics).
3) Johnny is not a "Hollywood movie star"..he has been trying to get away from that whole image for YEARS!
4) Johnny is a VERY responsible father, and his partying days ended when Lily-Rose was born.
5)SEEK HELP!! YOU ARE DELUSIONAL!!!

[Malocclusion Ten Four]

daniel boone wrote:

because he is one and a drunk,and because i tell the truth. all hollywood stars are drunks and drug attics. they are liberal sickos

What kinds of drugs are you keeping in YOUR drug attic?

[melody]

He needs a new mirror, the guy is weird looking.

[Bernidet]

daniel boone wrote:

because he is one and a drunk,and because i tell the truth. all hollywood stars are drunks and drug attics. they are liberal sickos

Yeah

[Jordan]

daniel boone wrote:

johnny if this is really you,i am a giant fan.please talk back and let me know something.i want to be a movie star,maybe you can get me in.tired of being poor and crazy

Me too

[Depputy JNads]

Well said DeppHead!:D i think its time to get the rum!

[DeppHeadKC]

melody wrote:

He needs a new mirror, the guy is weird looking.

Yeah, well you smell bad!

[Malocclusion Ten Four]

daniel boone wrote:

johnny if this is really you,i am a giant fan.please talk back and let me know something.i want to be a movie star,maybe you can get me in.tired of being poor and crazy

You're poor and crazy. That says to me that the ways of God are not always mysterious.

[Malocclusion Ten Four]

One minute you're disrespecting Johnny, and the next you have the good taste to like What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Don't you see a discrepancy here?

Johnny has never been into cocaine that I know of. He dabbled in everything in his early teens, but in the Kate Moss years (a bad time for him) it was booze and sleeping pills. He cleaned up his act virtually overnight in 1999. If he was doing anything now it WOULD show, and it doesn't.

[melody]

DeppHeadKC wrote:

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Yeah, well you smell bad!

Yeah, say whatever you like but the guy sucks, no wonder they're considering him for the role of Michael Jackson, he looks just as weird as him, Brad Pitt wins hands down over creepy looking Depp.

[DeppHeadKC]

melody wrote:

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Yeah, say whatever you like but the guy sucks, no wonder they're considering him for the role of Michael Jackson, he looks just as weird as him, Brad Pitt wins hands down over creepy looking Depp.

If you dislike JD so much, then why the interest in our posts? You are entitled to your opinion, but keep your hateful comments to yourself..SAVVY? There is a forum set up for Brad Pitt..that is where you belong, in the PITT!

[JoJoBell]

And yet ...he won't let someone hit him in da face with a shovel...LOL

Oh come on!! Even Johnny woulda thought that statement was funny.

One day he will lose his good looks, when he's old n dried up...Like a raisin..Humiliated Grapes.

[JoJoBell]

LMAO!!!

Well its true..he's gonna look like Keith Richards in 20 yrs...does any of yaz go GOO GOO over Keith Richards??

Now Keith Richards would think dats funny...LOL