What was Michelle Obama thinking? If the card for "Zero Dark Thirty" had been lurking in that best picture envelope Sunday, the gushing first lady would have appeared to the 1 billion people watching to have endorsed the very torture policies that her husband has denounced, at least rhetorically, if not always in practice. Saved from that fate by the Academy's selection of "Argo," she tacitly condoned the CIA's subterfuge in pretending that its covert rescue operation was a genuine film project.

She better do it. They own her husband.