It's hilarious the way he issues his little "orders". Doesn't he realize the level of humiliation he puts on himself? I really want to believe that this guy isn't so dense that he doesn't realize how much everybody in here laughs at him. Is there anybody in here that actually believes his bullshit? I doubt even Momma believes it, he's just going along with the only guy that'll talk to him in here. He's a fuckin Jester! I just can't believe this is a grown man. I had him pegged as a kid, maybe 21 tops. How pathetic is this guy, really?