A.J. Pierzynski denies PED rumors

Sep 9, 2012 Full story: Sporting News 49

Chicago White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski vehemently denied rumors that he soon will be named as the latest player to have tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs.

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theediguy

Tallahassee, FL

#1 Sep 9, 2012
Really?? A.J. gets into Yoga, has an amazing year and already it's PED? He doesn't look any bigger (ala Sammy Sosa) to me
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#3 Sep 17, 2012
A-Ya Pazinski es a piece-a-crap. I know a whole lot about dat guy an da thins he do. He take spechial protein shake before da game. After da game he go inna showers with Coop to play a game I gonna call Sandusky says. Ju guys figure it out da ress of it.
lulz

Bowling Green, KY

#4 Oct 7, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
A-Ya Pazinski es a piece-a-crap. I know a whole lot about dat guy an da thins he do. He take spechial protein shake before da game. After da game he go inna showers with Coop to play a game I gonna call Sandusky says. Ju guys figure it out da ress of it.
What?
English motherfu˘ker, do you speak it?
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#5 Oct 9, 2012
lulz wrote:
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What?
English motherfu˘ker, do you speak it?
Only when I bangin ju mom.
lulz

Bowling Green, KY

#6 Oct 9, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Only when I bangin ju mom.
ju? you mean Jew. You like to bang your Jew mom?
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#7 Oct 11, 2012
lulz wrote:
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ju? you mean Jew. You like to bang your Jew mom?
No, pendejo.
I mean ju mama. Da woman dat ju pop outta her culo.
lulz

Bowling Green, KY

#8 Oct 11, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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No, pendejo.
I mean ju mama. Da woman dat ju pop outta her culo.
Sorry, I don't speak Guatemalan. Maybe you should hop that border right back to your homeland if you want some Jew women.
Ozzie Guillen

United States

#9 Oct 11, 2012
lulz wrote:
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Sorry, I don't speak Guatemalan. Maybe you should hop that border right back to your homeland if you want some Jew women.
Venezuelan ju racist prick. I'm Venezuelan. Why should I go anywhere when ju mom is here close by. Tell her "El Caballito Negro" say hi an I gonna see her real soon.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#10 Oct 21, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Ozsee, jur leetle son iss runnin amuck onna nother thread!

Hees hidin behin aliases an thin I don know iss heem.

I don wanna espose an embarass or humiliate da boy, but hee gotta be stop.

Hee thin hees superbad cuss he fell in wiff a poster of ill repute whoos egin heem on. Dey boff gonna get ban.

And I thin hees already bin ban.

Ju better go take care of jur "leetle one" fore he gits onna my las nerbe an I ...

Well, ju juss take care of it, Oswaldo!
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#11 Oct 21, 2012
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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Ozsee, jur leetle son iss runnin amuck onna nother thread!
Hees hidin behin aliases an thin I don know iss heem.
I don wanna espose an embarass or humiliate da boy, but hee gotta be stop.
Hee thin hees superbad cuss he fell in wiff a poster of ill repute whoos egin heem on. Dey boff gonna get ban.
And I thin hees already bin ban.
Ju better go take care of jur "leetle one" fore he gits onna my las nerbe an I ...
Well, ju juss take care of it, Oswaldo!
Ju mean Oney?? Dat sumadabich take after he's mother. He neber lissen to me. Dats why Im no in chicago no more. Thanks for bein a good frien an tellin me. I gonna go try to fine him an fix dat little baster.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#12 Oct 22, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Ju mean Oney?? Dat sumadabich take after he's mother. He neber lissen to me. Dats why Im no in chicago no more. Thanks for bein a good frien an tellin me. I gonna go try to fine him an fix dat little baster.
Jes, Oney. Jur welcome. Don be to hard on heem hee juss a keed run amuck. But agree hab to try an fix da leetle baster keed.
Or hee gonna be more a hanful for jur wife an ju.
Haff to nip dis wayward actibity inna bud or hee become a monster.
By heem a peesa an hab a good Father Son talk wiff heem.
But pleass don call heem a baster or a sumadabich.
Or say anythin negatib bout hees Mother either.
I hope hee lissen to ju.

O dats why ju no in chicago no more. EIiiiYieyiii! Leetle Oney!

O'Kay Good Luck Ozsee.
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#13 Oct 22, 2012
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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Jes, Oney. Jur welcome. Don be to hard on heem hee juss a keed run amuck. But agree hab to try an fix da leetle baster keed.
Or hee gonna be more a hanful for jur wife an ju.
Haff to nip dis wayward actibity inna bud or hee become a monster.
By heem a peesa an hab a good Father Son talk wiff heem.
But pleass don call heem a baster or a sumadabich.
Or say anythin negatib bout hees Mother either.
I hope hee lissen to ju.
O dats why ju no in chicago no more. EIiiiYieyiii! Leetle Oney!
O'Kay Good Luck Ozsee.
I call'em a baster an sumadabich because sometines I not too sure iffy he really mine. I trying to get inna Maury show for a DNAs testes. I gonna be waitin for Maury kin say "Ozzie, ju not da daddy". Es gonna be da moss happy da of my life.
Beaver Buffer BrianWilson

Aliso Viejo, CA

#14 Oct 22, 2012
Buff that Beaver, Beaver Buffer Brian Wilson!

Really, that damn pubic hair on his face is perfect for a Beaver Buffer!!
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#16 Oct 23, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I call'em a baster an sumadabich because sometines I not too sure iffy he really mine. I trying to get inna Maury show for a DNAs testes. I gonna be waitin for Maury kin say "Ozzie, ju not da daddy". Es gonna be da moss happy da of my life.
Iss he da one wiff da light hazely eyes like A-Rod?

Uh-Oh! Get inna dat Kyle guy show da British guy hees better.

An iffy ju are da baby daddy? I take ju out an get ju drunken.

Eh hees jurs. Ju juss don wanna admit cuss hee like hees Mother.

O ju got big problums. Call for shots, splits anna hookah hits!

Jur schick anna call pocket pool onna side!
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#17 Oct 23, 2012
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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Iss he da one wiff da light hazely eyes like A-Rod?
Uh-Oh! Get inna dat Kyle guy show da British guy hees better.
An iffy ju are da baby daddy? I take ju out an get ju drunken.
Eh hees jurs. Ju juss don wanna admit cuss hee like hees Mother.
O ju got big problums. Call for shots, splits anna hookah hits!
Jur schick anna call pocket pool onna side!
I juss get fired by da Marlins. Everything was a consperacy. Da owner, da GM, da Cubans.
All against me. Es ok, like my frien Mike Diska say, dis too gonna passed.
Do ju wanna confert me an cheer me up?? We kin play pockets pool....wiff your pocket.
Billy Ringo

Darlington, MD

#18 Oct 25, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I juss get fired by da Marlins. Everything was a consperacy. Da owner, da GM, da Cubans.
All against me. Es ok, like my frien Mike Diska say, dis too gonna passed.
Do ju wanna confert me an cheer me up?? We kin play pockets pool....wiff your pocket.
Take a few months off and just chill, Ozz.

By July the Mutts will be looking for a manager - you are a perfect fit.
Ozzie Guillen

Chicago, IL

#19 Oct 25, 2012
Billy Ringo wrote:
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Take a few months off and just chill, Ozz.
By July the Mutts will be looking for a manager - you are a perfect fit.
I don know about dat my frien. I got 7.5 millions reasons to stay home for three years.
Iffy da Mets wanna makes it worth my while....I kni make ebrybady forget about da Jankees.
I hate da gottdamm Jankees.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#21 Oct 26, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I juss get fired by da Marlins. Everything was a consperacy. Da owner, da GM, da Cubans.
All against me. Es ok, like my frien Mike Diska say, dis too gonna passed.
Do ju wanna confert me an cheer me up?? We kin play pockets pool....wiff your pocket.
Pool OZSEE Pool! Pool tables hab pockets.

Why do ju ( Mens ) alwayss hab to turn frenship into sex.
Jus cant esep frenship wiff out thinin about sex!

I startin to thin Oney acts more like ju!

An for jur play pockets reply maybe I hit ju upside jur head wiff da balls. Jurs!

I don fine jur comment funny. Not one leetle beet!

An no now I don care to comfert ju, ju baster!!

An ju better fix dis or I no goin to talk wiff ju no more either!!

I am sorry ju got fire from da Marlins.

G'Bye!
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#22 Oct 26, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I kni make ebrybady forget about da Jankees.
I would thin jur goal wuss to make ebrybady remember da Mets.
Billy Ringo

United States

#23 Oct 26, 2012
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I don know about dat my frien. I got 7.5 millions reasons to stay home for three years.
Iffy da Mets wanna makes it worth my while....I kni make ebrybady forget about da Jankees.
I hate da gottdamm Jankees.
Yeah, but you hate everybody Ozz.....

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