Navy: Conn. sub boss faked death to end affair

Navy investigators say the commanding officer of a Connecticut-based nuclear submarine faked his own death to end an affair with a woman.

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Scary if you think about it.

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Unbelievable wrote:

Scary if you think about it.

She must have been a real dog if you think about it.

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PATRIOT wrote:

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She must have been a real dog if you think about it.

National security seems to have no meaning to you. Please don't just lie once and they're done.

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Unbelievable wrote:

<quoted text>National security seems to have no meaning to you. Please don't just lie once and they're done.

Damn. I didn't mean to cause you to have to change your shorts. Submariners are kinda weird about some things. That's why they don't mind staying under water for months at a time.

This guy is no more a national security threat that Lindsy Lohan is. Wait a minute, what the hell am I saying.