Pathologists puzzled by heart found at car wash

Pathologists who examined a heart found this week at a southwestern Michigan car wash still haven't determined whether it came from a human or an animal.

[Matthew]

"more MAY be known about the heart within a week or two from the pathologists"?

Well I should think so! A very basic DNA test would tell them if their dealing with a human heart or not.

[JuleBud]

I can almost hear the "Twilight Zone" Theme. "DOO-DEE-DOO-DOO-DOO-DEE- DOO-DOO.........."

"For this Holiday Season, give your HEART to that 'Special Someone' whom you trust with the tidyness of your beloved vehicle!"

OR, as Dracula's sidekick, RENFELD would put it,

"YEEESSS MASTAH! YEEESS MASTAH! AH-HEEH! AH-HEEH-HEE-HEEH!"

To make a long story short, in MY words.....GROSS.

[J Barrett Wolf]

Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tango

At your command before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me

- Masochism Tango, Tom Lehrer

[amita]

they might want to try showing it to a real doctor. just an idea. i could be wrong.

[justaguess]

Now wait just one minute.!!!!..they found this in a car wash in PAW PAW...ahhh, hello...I'm sayin' animal..maybe I'm jumping the gun here but come on!!!!...lol...
~Still~
Could be human..I remember hearing that Tony Bennett left his heart in San Francisco once..not sure if it was a car wash...maybe just on the streets of..

[stopTAGGING ourWALLS]

Their local coroners or pathologists can't eyeball a separated major organ such as a heart and needs to conduct a seminar and press conference to determine if it is a pig, cow, sheep, or human?

Open a book.

[Purple Gurl]

They need to see if there are any heartless people around.

[Mommy of four]

Alien...yeppers, alien..

[catch22]

That was my farkin heart! I want it back!(when you're done with it.)

[J Barrett Wolf]

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart.
- Stephen Crane

[skipper]

has anyone heard from

harley honey

[Purple Gurl]

skipper wrote:

has anyone heard from
harley honey

It can't be hers. She was already heartless long before this incident.

[Just An Observer]

stopTAGGING ourWALLS wrote:

Their local coroners or pathologists can't eyeball a separated major organ such as a heart and needs to conduct a seminar and press conference to determine if it is a pig, cow, sheep, or human?
Open a book.

I find that odd also.

[J Barrett Wolf]

EXTREAM EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>You sound like one of those back-woods hillbillies that cling to guns and religion that Obama was talking about. Whats your favorate song? Dueling banjos?

You are apparently too young, too uncultured or too unworldly to have heard of Tom Lehrer.

FAMOUS satirist/songwriter who put out comedy song albums. Still available online

You see where I put the song name and the author? There at the end? Before making a stupid comment, it pays to Google that and get a context for WHY the reference is both appropriate and funny.

Sheesh.

[J Barrett Wolf]

EXTREAM EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>I am way too lazy to google anything. I go by kneejerk reaction.

No problem. AT least you are honest about it - that gets ya points... and besides, you live in Rhode Island, so nobody will notice.

[J Barrett Wolf]

EXTREAM EUGENE wrote:

<quoted text>OOOUUUfffff ya cut me deep with that one. Its not that they would'nt notice, it's just that people mind their own business here.

Buddy of mine used to live there.
We used to call it 'Jersey North'... The guys all look like Guidos and the girls have big hair, long painted nails and look like they're waitin' on the first guy in a sharkskin suit and a convertible.

Present company unknown.

[Pixie_Vampyress]

J Barrett Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>
You are apparently too young, too uncultured or too unworldly to have heard of Tom Lehrer.
FAMOUS satirist/songwriter who put out comedy song albums. Still available online
You see where I put the song name and the author? There at the end? Before making a stupid comment, it pays to Google that and get a context for WHY the reference is both appropriate and funny.
Sheesh.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.-Emo Phillips

;-)

As Always,
Cherish Your Loved Ones.
@-,-'-- for WildBlueRose

[Simply_Red]

Why are the pathologists puzzled?
Someone or some animal is missing a heart..go check the side of the roads.

[Just An Observer]

So...did they figure out regarding the heart yet?