Holy crap! I take my career very seriously but I laughed so loud when I read this- its totally spam or something...ridiculous and stupid, made up and dumb.So ive been savin a load (2months)for the next massage i get,the plan is when she asks me to flip over, I'm going to stroke one out,while she rubs my temples I'm going to push it out,so it squirts on her(i once cleared 6ft)face hopefully,then i will act all shocked like i havent planned this for 2months I'll even apoligize sincerly but u know dam well i dont mean it,& this will be my last massage because it is outrages to pay someone$50+ an hour and have to jerk myself off,i say nay,other yeah and what do u mean please tip your mt,who am i bill gates?!
I have awesome clients and am so blessed that I don't have any of these losers visit me. Some one said something about us LMTs taking things too far by objecting to people master bating in our offices and treatment rooms, seriously? I hope someone jizzes all over your desk at work some day and leaves it for you to clean up the mess.