Therapeutic Massage and Ejaculation

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#2085 Dec 28, 2012
Swaddle Monkey wrote:
<quoted text>I like to poop in my swaddling cloth. I like to stick my finger in it and put it under my nose. Kind of like a poo mustache. How about you?
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#2089 Dec 29, 2012
Smokybare wrote:
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You're priceless, I needed a good laugh, thanks. Swaddle Monkey haaaahaaahaaa.
What do you think was funny about it? Please be specific? Thanks

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#2091 Dec 29, 2012
Swaddle Monkey wrote:
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You're specifically a cretin. [email protected] off.
Reported, then I throw it on the fire. Lord, I pray for Swaddle Monkey. He/ She might have big problems with respect, dignity and so on. I lay him in Your hands Lord. Let Your Will happen to him. Amen.

Psalm 62, 3-8:

How long will you assault me?
Would all of you throw me down—
this leaning wall, this tottering fence?
4 Surely they intend to topple me
from my lofty place;
they take delight in lies.
With their mouths they bless,
but in their hearts they curse.[b]

5 Yes, my soul, find rest in God;
my hope comes from him.
6 Truly he is my rock and my salvation;
he is my fortress, I will not be shaken.
7 My salvation and my honor depend on God[c];
he is my mighty rock, my refuge.
8 Trust in him at all times, you people;
pour out your hearts to him,
for God is our refuge.

And Psalm 68, 1-6:

Psalm 68 (New International Version)
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Psalm 68

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Psalm 68[a]
For the director of music. Of David. A psalm. A song.

1 May God arise, may his enemies be scattered;
may his foes flee before him.
2 May you blow them away like smoke—
as wax melts before the fire,
may the wicked perish before God.
3 But may the righteous be glad
and rejoice before God;
may they be happy and joyful.

4 Sing to God, sing in praise of his name,
extol him who rides on the clouds[b];
rejoice before him—his name is the Lord.
5 A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows,
is God in his holy dwelling.
6 God sets the lonely in families,[c]
he leads out the prisoners with singing;
but the rebellious live in a sun-scorched land.
Dave S

Somerset, NJ

#2093 Dec 29, 2012
Erections are normal. Coughing is normal. Sneezes too. Only here are erections complicated by the brain and speech. Sad.
Florida

Pompano Beach, FL

#2094 Dec 29, 2012
I had many massages, since the age of 21, and now i am 27, the first massage i was scared to get an erection, i tried hard to fight it, and only got semi hard. I have massages a lot and never get hard. Honestly, the fact is, if you get an erection during the massage to me, you do not have sex enough, or have not jacked off in a while, or I hate to say it, but you have not spent time with enough women sexually before. Because no one is hornier then me, and if I do not have an orgasm during a massage then no one should.

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#2095 Dec 30, 2012
Swaddle Monkey wrote:
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How about do everyone a favor and got off this forum? Imbecile.
Reported

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#2096 Dec 30, 2012
Florida wrote:
I had many massages, since the age of 21, and now i am 27, the first massage i was scared to get an erection, i tried hard to fight it, and only got semi hard. I have massages a lot and never get hard. Honestly, the fact is, if you get an erection during the massage to me, you do not have sex enough, or have not jacked off in a while, or I hate to say it, but you have not spent time with enough women sexually before. Because no one is hornier then me, and if I do not have an orgasm during a massage then no one should.
Sounds reasonable. It's got to do with how long time has passed since last ejaculation or touch or...

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#2097 Dec 30, 2012
I pray for the evil Swaddle Monkey. I lay him in Your hands and let Your Will happen to him. Amen.

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#2100 Dec 30, 2012
Psalm 62,1-2:

1 Truly my soul finds rest in God;
my salvation comes from him.
2 Truly he is my rock and my salvation;
he is my fortress, I will never be shaken.

So Lord, not sure if you help and protect for Your sake or for my sake, but all the same. Please help me against the evil forces of the universe:

Ephesians 6,12:

12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

I have no other places to go.

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#2102 Dec 30, 2012
Maria wrote:
Lord Yeshua, you said me in private that manmanman is a false prophet of swaddle cloth full of poo and happy endings of male LMTs.
I give him in your hands, do what you want with him, fight the evil poo mustache commercial from Norway!
Oh lord, almighty fighter against swaddle clothes in manmanman ass, protect the human mankind, there is enough empty space in his head, so you can put your holy shit there!
It's reported of course, but Maria, what do you hate this manmanman for? By the way, it is not me.

What has this person done to you?

My best!

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#2106 Dec 31, 2012
You hate me, but you can't say what I do wrong. You hate me without reason? You have problems and struggle?

Lord I pray for them. Amen.

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#2109 Jan 1, 2013
Lords mail man wrote:
We know this, our Lord knows it, manmanman has no place to go, nobody is interacting with him in real life, because he and his swaddle cloth stinks,
OHHH ALMIGHTY LORD YESHUA, let roses rain from heaven, let Manmanman eat these, let him shit these roses, and let him eat it again and again!
I lay this evil manmanman in your hands, but the devil owns his soul already, he does not know this, he is blind, because in front of his eyes are swaddle cloth and cocks of brothers. AMEN!
Reported

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#2110 Jan 1, 2013
Swaddle Monkey wrote:
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We hate you because you are an idiot. Go away.
First of all; How do you know about all the other? Do you manage to talk about yourself in "I-form"?

What do you think is idiotic about me? Do you manage to be specific? What alternative reactions could you have instead of hate?

Not for Swaddle Monkey:

Lord Yeshua, Swaddle Monekey seems to struggle, being evil, being hateful? I lay this person in Your hands Lord. Let Your Will happen to this person. Amen

And protect me Lord, Amen.

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#2112 Jan 2, 2013
Neighbour of the Lord wrote:
Oh, Lord, protect me, the swaddle cloth eater and not so latent homosexual Manmanman is abusing your name!
He thinks he is connected to you, when he masturbates with full swaddle cloth while reading gay massage stories.
Reported of course.
Happyclient

Perth, Australia

#2115 Jan 2, 2013
I go once in a while to get a massage from the adult ads page in the paper. Some time it is with an independent girl doing this in her apartment and sometimes it is in a massage parlour. The service varies a great deal but always ends with a handjob (although it ended a few times while the masseuse was doing body sliding against my belly, which caused me to ejaculate). Sometimes the masseuse is fully naked and I am allowed certain degree of touching her (mostly breasts), but other times the girl remains fully dressed and gives a very professional massage, only that is finshing with a handjob. It depends. I have been to about 70 different place in the world. I also have been with male masseurs 3 times and found them a bit too rough (but I enjoyed holding their penises in my hand, something I never did anywhere else). I ejaculated anyway... I never got a blow job or sex from the masseuse as I don't trust this is safe (sometimes it was offered to me and I always declined).
I recently went for a legit remedial massage for back problems and I was a bit worried that I would get hard during the massage (which is never an issue in the types of massage I usually get), so I made sure to masturbate just before the appointment. I pretty much did that for nothing as the remedial massage was so painful and was more like torture. From now on, I will stick to full body massage.

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#2119 Jan 4, 2013
Lord of Lords, King of Kings that live in Heaven and that does not write hier on the boards, I thank you Lord Yeshua that You are alive, and that I am Yours, that I am Saved by Your blood, thank You, thank You, thank You.

You are my everything, my refuge. I fix my Eyes on You, and I pray for the people that seems to be evil and struggle in here:

Swaddle Monkey, Lordie boy and poopy swaddling cloth. Lord, I lay them all in Your hands. Let Your Will happen to them. Amen.

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#2122 Jan 8, 2013
manmanmans weiner wrote:
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I'm embarrassed to be your pecker.
Lord of Lords, King of Kings, I cling to You I pray to You. Psalm 91, verse 1-2:

"Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High
will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.[a]
2 I will say of the Lord,“He is my refuge and my fortress,
my God, in whom I trust.”"

First of all, it is reported of course.

Not for "manmanmans weiner":

Then Lord of Lord, King of Kings, I pray to You. i lay the person "manmanmans weiner" in Your Hands. Let Your Will happen to this person that calls himself/ herself this name.

This person might be a little bit confused or evil or having some other problems. I don't know, but all the same Lord, please help this person behind this username to get real peace, love, joy in his/ her heart.

And I choose to forgive this person. And then I put this message on the fire and watch it burn. Amen

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#2126 Jan 9, 2013
John 15,25:

25 But this is to fulfill what is written in their Law:‘They hated me without reason.

Thank You Lord Yeshua, that there is peace and love and joy by You. Amen

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#2134 Jan 10, 2013
Some person in here calling himself "manmanmans weiner" and comming with some strange messages. Maybe this person struggles a little bit? What do you say guys?

I don't understand what he is trying to achieve.

Lord I pray for the person with this username. Let the person behind this username get a good life. Bless him, help him to get peace and joy inside his life. Amen

Let this person experience this:

3. John, verse 2:

Dear friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well.

from Biblegateway.com

And the same with all other in here. Amen
manmanmans weiner

Arnold, MO

#2135 Jan 11, 2013
Manmanman wrote:
Some person in here calling himself "manmanmans weiner" and comming with some strange messages. Maybe this person struggles a little bit? What do you say guys?

I don't understand what he is trying to achieve.

Lord I pray for the person with this username. Let the person behind this username get a good life. Bless him, help him to get peace and joy inside his life. Amen

Let this person experience this:

3. John, verse 2:

Dear friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well.

from Biblegateway.com

And the same with all other in here. Amen
Shaddup

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