Pernell

Las Vegas, NV

#785 Sep 22, 2010
Freddy,

I'd be willing to bet that your girlfriend is a lot prettier than LMT, too. Read through the history and you will see that LMT is a man.
red

Apollo, PA

#786 Sep 22, 2010
Found this topic while browsing on this subject but have to say this dude LMT from Akron seems like a troll just bashing what anyone says. It is true that there are massage parlors out there operating in prostitution but there are legit massage therapists out there where lines were crossed or almost crossed. Massages are for medical reasons but sometimes they can be very arousing. So what if someone goes for a massage and finds it mentally stimulating. As a man I don't want another dude touching me. I would want a female therapist but certainly don't want to be worrying the whole time if I popped a boner. I am not there for sexual pleasure but can't say I don't experience it or have had my fantasies. Personally prostitutes disgust me but if a legit female therapist one day crossed the line....hell yeah that would be exciting. It is like the female teacher in school fantasy.
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#787 Sep 23, 2010
Freddy wrote:
I had girlfriend's give me a better massage than lmt's.
Well then that explains it. You couldn't find a skilled, professional LMT if your health depended on it (and it does). So stick with your hookers, but don't insult the profession by calling them LMTs.
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#788 Sep 23, 2010
Sorry my girlfriend at the time graduated from the Swedish Institute in NYC(the best). Which costs 23k and takes 16 months full time or 32 months part time to complete. In NYC you need 1000 hrs of training. LMT is just a business license you buy from the state or city you work in it has nothing to do with skill, experience or hrs of training. TROLL ON DUDE.
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#789 Sep 23, 2010
Freddy wrote:
Sorry my girlfriend at the time graduated from the Swedish Institute in NYC(the best). Which costs 23k and takes 16 months full time or 32 months part time to complete. In NYC you need 1000 hrs of training. LMT is just a business license you buy from the state or city you work in it has nothing to do with skill, experience or hrs of training. TROLL ON DUDE.
And after all that expensive training, does she know how to properly perform a Thompson Test? Or a Lachman Test? Or a Posterior Drawer Test? Can she properly recognize Hallux Valgus? Can she treat Piriformis Syndrome? Does she know the pathology of DVT? Or did she just get an expensive fluff-and-buff certificate from her school? BTW, only kiddies use the term "Dude."
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#790 Sep 23, 2010
Freddy wrote:
LMT is just a business license you buy from the state or city you work in it has nothing to do with skill, experience or hrs of training.
Well, that's what's different about Ohio. Here, LMT can only be granted by the State Medical Board, and the physicians who set the exam standards take that designation seriously. New York has the tourist/hooker lobby keeping true massage training and regulation forever in committee, because they think that "Ms. Kim's Full Release Asian-Style Massage Parlor" is good for NYC tourist business.
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#791 Sep 23, 2010
WHATEVER DUDE KEEP ON TROLLING ON. PS: keep giving massage to guys with bonner's enjoy!!
Anonymous

Astoria, NY

#792 Sep 23, 2010
I massage men and women for a living. I have my own practice in New York city and i have worked in several spas. It's perfectly normal for a man to get an erection during the massage. Ejaculating during a therapeutic massage session (without touching yourself) could be possible but a little bit unusual.
Tomermassage@yahoo.com
Hot Dude

Palo Alto, CA

#793 Sep 23, 2010
Freddy, I'll massage your toned, tanned & waxed bod!!!! I'll even do the release for free.
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#794 Sep 23, 2010
If I were to do massage I would only massage women that are in shape and young. Ugly chick with sick bodies are good and take some MILF'S too.Take the body draping towel and put it over her face. I don't see how a straight man would want to massage another man's body let alone deal with gay dudes and hardon's from all guys. Plus chicks are not hairy like guys gross. I also heard of guys getting a brazilan wax and ejaculating. Maybe if you did not have sex for months or a year? I been getting waxed for the last 2 years full body and have only come close once because my girl was out of town for 18 days.This women is a MILF who waxed me she had breast implants D cups 5'1 100lbs Mexican hot!! I wish she would give me a massage after my brazilain wax job and maybe more?
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#795 Sep 23, 2010
Sorry hotdude I only want women to massage me.Thanks for the offer anyway.
Hot Dude

Palo Alto, CA

#796 Sep 23, 2010
Damn Freddy, give it a chance. Guys know what guys like! I agree that it is nasty to massage fat, hairy old dudes. You are from Cali, get your entire body waxed (I am the same way!!) and have a great tan. I don't know if you are good looking but I can get past that if your tool looks nice. My hands are bigger and stronger than some little lady, and I won't be as shy about putting them where you want them to go!!! I'll keep my erection in my pants unless you want to see it.
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#797 Sep 23, 2010
Sorry Dude you are barking up the wrong tree. I sure if your in shape, tan, and waxed and know how to massage you can met some dudes in a gym or bar.
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#798 Sep 24, 2010
Freddy wrote:
I don't see how a straight man would want to massage another man's body
I don't see how a straight man would obsess about his "tanned, waxed body." A little homosexual self-love? And the obsession with masturbating? Making love to your tanned, waxed hand? Please, DUDE, fix your problems before you make another stupid comment on this forum.
Freddy

San Diego, CA

#799 Sep 24, 2010
HEY DUDE I not the dude rubbing other dude's for a living. Sure you don't really just like rubbing guys and hide behind your job. You go home and rub one out thinking about all the guys you rubbed that day. It's ok to enjoy your work, sounds like you might be your gay it's 2010 so you can come out if you want to. Don't hate since I am fit and in shape that's why I tan and wax plus my girl loves it and the sex is better. As far as jerking off goes I only do it for my girl since she likes to watch me do it every once in a while. I also did it once in front of a Chinese CMT. I sure she came big time in her pants way before I came since I saw her eyes rolling in the back of her head while she was giving me a massage. Next time I bet she will give me a hand job and prostate massage.
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#800 Sep 25, 2010
Freddy wrote:
HEY DUDE I not the dude rubbing other dude's for a living.
I don't massage "dudes." I only provide massage therapy services to professional men and women, and their children, who can afford my services. I am successful enough that I can screen my clients and restrict my appointments in that manner. And I definitely would reject a narcissistic twentysomething such as you as a client.
BTW, every NFL player gets a massage from a man every day of the season, to keep their muscles limber. Why men? Because we have the upper-body strength required to work the developed muscles of these players. Are the players gay? Why don't you go tell one of the Chargers that. You might wake up in the Scripps ICU, if you're lucky. LOL
FREDDY

San Diego, CA

#801 Sep 25, 2010
I had plenty of women massage me and they had more than enuff strength for deep tissue and sports. The Chargers are gay and if you like getting a massage from a guy u are gay and are not being honest with your feeling. PS: ohio is boring and sucks just like u. SOCAL RULES
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#802 Sep 26, 2010
FREDDY wrote:
I had plenty of women massage me and they had more than enuff strength for deep tissue and sports. The Chargers are gay and if you like getting a massage from a guy u are gay and are not being honest with your feeling. PS: ohio is boring and sucks just like u. SOCAL RULES
Uh, lived in SoCal. Grew up in LA, then moved to San Diego and was there for 14 years. I got the hell out of there and came to Ohio because the SoCal bimbos and himbos were fugging nauseating, and the city government in San Diego was corrupt and incompetent. It still is.
LMT

Twinsburg, OH

#803 Sep 26, 2010
Not to mention the stupidity of living in a coastal desert that must import all of its drinking and irrigation water via a series of canals that all cross the San Andreas fault. For that matter, their power lines and all roads big enough for relief supplies and evacuation in the event of an earthquake cross the San Andreas fault. 90-minute commutes are common. Gas prices are insane. Home values have plummeted but are still not reflective of the home's intrinsic value. So they will continue to fall, because most San Diegans can't afford to buy a home at those prices unless they live in Temecula or Riverside.
By contrast, Ohio sits just south of Lake Erie and can draw all the fresh water it needs, any time it needs it. I have a suburban home on 2/3 of an acre in an upscale Akron suburb that would cost over $700K in La Jolla for a comparable home. Gas prices are among the lowest in the nation. I never have to water my lawn; Mother Nature takes care of that. It takes me 25 minutes to travel across town to my practice office. And people here are not the vain A-holes that they are in SoCal.
FREDDY

San Diego, CA

#804 Sep 26, 2010
It still does not change the fact you massage dudes with boners. I sure you have a bonner in your pants while you massage these dudes. You go home and whack you meat thinking of them right!

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