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HEEEELP! I need some K-Y!

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“Ouch, my butt hurts!”

Since: Feb 13

Help! I'm in jail!

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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I'm not getting the respect a cop puncher should get in the joint! They've been passing me around the cell like a peace pipe all week! My tender booty can't take much more of this! Help!
Nasty Nate

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Jail House Johnny wrote:
I'm not getting the respect a cop puncher should get in the joint! They've been passing me around the cell like a peace pipe all week! My tender booty can't take much more of this! Help!
Give me yo cocktail, fruit!
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There are no computers in jail. He must be out.....
The Squirrel Master

Louisville, KY

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Nasty Nate wrote:
<quoted text>Give me yo cocktail, fruit!
You stay away from him, Nate! He's my b!tch now!
in the know

Louisville, KY

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Scarecrow wrote:
There are no computers in jail. He must be out.....
i heard he smuggled a cellphone in his butt.
Nasty Nate

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Feb 27, 2013
 

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Jail House Johnny wrote:
I'm not getting the respect a cop puncher should get in the joint! They've been passing me around the cell like a peace pipe all week! My tender booty can't take much more of this! Help!
The squirrel Master ain't gonna be around forever to protect you, FISH!
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Just politely ask your next invader to please use some hand soap on his member before intercourse
John Masters

Louisville, KY

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Nasty Nate wrote:
<quoted text>The squirrel Master ain't gonna be around forever to protect you, FISH!
nasty...jungle...of...love...I 'M SOMEBODY'S B!TCH!!!
Nasty Nate

Louisville, KY

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Mar 17, 2013
 
John Masters wrote:
<quoted text>nasty...jungle...of... love...I'M SOMEBODY'S B!TCH!!!
Pick up that soap, FISH!

“Just going to”

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Bagdad, Ky.

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Mar 18, 2013
 
I don't need ky jelly, I got Jack!

“Ouch, my butt hurts!”

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Apr 17, 2013
 
This ain't funny guys! HELP!!!!!

“Ouch, my butt hurts!”

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Apr 22, 2013
 
Why yall laughing at me? It aint funny! I want my momma
Johnathan Masters

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Tuesday May 14
 
Man my butt is still hurting!
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Cherokee Village, AR

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Jail House Johnny wrote:
I'm not getting the respect a cop puncher should get in the joint! They've been passing me around the cell like a peace pipe all week! My tender booty can't take much more of this! Help!
Did you finally get out of jail?
If so you might want to give some thought about punching a cop.

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