The Joker

United States

#1 May 9, 2013
I was dating this chick back in 05' named Gwen. Anyway, I went to her families house for Thanksgiving. My stomach started to cramp as I felt a huge pressure in my bowels, I had to poop bad! Being ninja I excused myself to the restroom hoping I could quietly drop the Cosby kids off at the pool. I was wrong. I was shafting so loud on the toilet so much I heard the party get quiet in the other room to listen to me orchestrating a shitphony. I heard a family friend giggling. I played like nothing happened walked out and all was awkward but none said a thing. Anyone have any poop stories?
The Joker

United States

#2 May 10, 2013
About 6 years ago I came home from work and had to poop so bad. I was clinching, forgot my Nintendo DS ran to my room to grab it before the toilet and my butt just barfed all in my pants. I am dead serious

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