Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

[Schmahl Spew]

Rand Paul.... Isn't he the guy that was in Peter, Paul and Mary?

[Wabbit]

Schmahl Spew wrote:

Rand Paul.... Isn't he the guy that was in Peter, Paul and Mary?

Yea your right but I think his name was Paul Mary!! lol

[BIG_STEVIE]

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it's paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

"'Hair spray restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

[Amused Slew]

You're REPEATING JOKES ??? Get a LIFE, senile dude !

[billc222]

Why are Kentuckians so stupid as to vote for Mitch Me Connel anyway. He is not working for you he is just trying to disrupt and destroy government. If he has a problem then let him protest on his own time but when he is in session he should govern for you and not act like a spoiled kid.
Do something constructive for your government and fellow man-----DITCH MITCH !!!!!!!

[billc222]

Sorry it was kinda of stupid to hit send twice in the same forum. My bad.......

[BIG_STEVIE]

Amused Slew wrote:

You're REPEATING JOKES ??? Get a LIFE, senile dude !

Did I repeat one? I'm so sorry, but I sure didn't mean to. Try the one below. It's good to know that you guys are capable of paying some attention, here, and it's appreciated. Have a great Thanksgiving, my friend, and try not to hate me too much over the holiday weekend. Take a few days off. You can start again Monday...

[Amused Slew]

Son, you're worthless and hardly on my mind.... Personally, I find your best jokes are your positions... LMAOROTFU~!

[whitehair]

billc222 wrote:

Why are Kentuckians so stupid as to vote for Mitch Me Connel anyway. He is not working for you he is just trying to disrupt and destroy government. If he has a problem then let him protest on his own time but when he is in session he should govern for you and not act like a spoiled kid.
Do something constructive for your government and fellow man-----DITCH MITCH !!!!!!!

Ask what Mitch has done for the University.of.Louisvolle.What has he done to help Ky?Listen to the things Kentucky people say about his help!Of course the ones that do not agree with his ideology and his thinking may say all kinds of things,but you at least know where he stands about Obama,don`t you!!!That is why he has stayed in office all this time!!

Now many of us think term limits would be a good thing,but if they are to stay for a career for life,glad we have him,regardless of your thinking.

[wtf]

whitehair wrote:

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Ask what Mitch has done for the University.of.Louisvolle.What has he done to help Ky?Listen to the things Kentucky people say about his help!Of course the ones that do not agree with his ideology and his thinking may say all kinds of things,but you at least know where he stands about Obama,don`t you!!!That is why he has stayed in office all this time!!
Now many of us think term limits would be a good thing,but if they are to stay for a career for life,glad we have him,regardless of your thinking.

He is a pos just like you dipwad.

[Amused Slew]

University.of.Louisvolle.

Yeah, see a DR....

[billc222]

What is a POS? anyway????

[thirdwurldamerik a]

mitch has been head and shoulders above obozo when it comes to dong good for ky now blow it out you blowhole nobody gonna vote for ashley dudd

[just]

obozo..good one

[BIG_STEVIE]

Two barbershops were in red-hot competition.

One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7.00.

His competitor put up one that read,“We repair $7.00 haircuts.”

****Now, folks, Big_Stevie doesn't promise a winner everyday, so you'll just have to bear with me. I've got a housefull of relatives, for the Thanksgiving holiday, and it's pretty rowdy.****

[Amused Slew]

You went to the in the wrong order, stupid Stevie....

[Amused Slew]

You went to them in the wrong order, stupid Stevie....

[KYMI]

billc222 wrote:

What is a POS? anyway????

A POS is anyone who goes by the post name 'wtf'

[wtf]

KYMI wrote:

<quoted text>
A POS is anyone who goes by the post name 'wtf'

Look in the mirror you pos.

Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao

[KYMI]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Look in the mirror you pos.
Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao

You sure do a lot of laughing, you would think by now that it would be LMAO, instead of LMFAO, you should really drink low calorie beer and eat less potato chips,

http://www.youtube.com/watch...