#22 Jan 14, 2012
Johnny Masters apartment in the Old Louisville neighborhood.
LW: KaShona fix U self a drink, I got to take a shower and wash the Roofis stink off me.
KJ: Use lots of hot water no telling what dat fat f**ker got.
LW: That's much better fix me one of those.
KJ: Johnny knows his scotch. This sh*t must cost a fortune.
LW: Yes the little f**ker is good for something.
KJ: I hate it that the team lost tonight.
LW: Me to, perhaps we should call LeRoy and have him come over and cheer him up.
#23 Jan 14, 2012
Cell phone ringing.
KJ: LeRoy dis KaShondra we want to party.
LR: Who We ???
KJ: Me and LaTisha. We got booz and weed.
LR: I don't know KaSaundra, I'm pretty tired we had a hard game and I don't feel 2 good.
KJ: U come on over and I make U feel real good. Bring a few of your buddie and we have a party.
LR: OK where U @??
KJ: I B @ Johnny Master's apartment.
LR: D 1 down by central park.
KJ: Dat B D 1.
LR: I B dar quick.
#24 Jan 14, 2012
LeRoy and three team mates at the door of Johnny Masters apartment. Knock Knock.
KJ: Who dare ???
KJ: Bout time U get here.
LR: Get us something to drink bi*ch.
KJ: What U want.
LR: Scotch for me and him and rum and coke for him and him.
LR: Dam bi*ch this is good sh*t.
KJ: Johnny sure does know his scotch.
LR: Where that dumb a$$ed pecker wood B ???
KJ: He got his a$$ arested shooting out the window of his car.
LR: What was he shooting at ???
KJ: A crow or some kind of old Scarecrow.
LR: Dam dat boy dumer dan sh*t even for a white boy.
J Starting forward for the basketball team
J: When Johnny coming home ???
LW: It B Monday before he arrained.
J: We got tonight and tomarrow then ???
LR: Where dat weed ???
#25 Jan 14, 2012
LaTisha and LeRoy in Johnny's bed.
LW: O LeRoy you know how to please a girl.
LR: I do my best.
LW: I am so sorry the team has been loosing.
LR: Ya something not right. All us B itching in the crotch.
LW: Maybe you have some kind O rash ???
LR: I don't no what it B. J was going for a lay up and suddenly he had to scratch is nuts. He miss and D other guys got the ball.
LW: Maybe you should consult the team physician ??
LR: Shut Up bi*ch, U know I hate doctors.
LW: There could be something wrong ??
LR: If I got it den D hole team got it.
#26 Jan 14, 2012
Bullitt County Jail.
JM: Can I speak to LaTisha Washington ??
Voice on Phone: LaTisha is not here.
JM: Do you know where she is ?
Voice on Phone: No I have not seen her since Friday Afternoon.
JM: Thanks good bye.
#27 Jan 15, 2012
Masters Residence Prospect Kentucky, Virgina Masters
JM:Mon it's me.
Vm: WHY are you calling so late ???
JM: I'm trouble.
VM: What's wrong
JM: I'm in jail in Bullitt County
VM: Where is that ??
JM: Shepardsville a little town south of Louisville
VM: What Happened ??
JM: It was a mistake, the police mistook me for someone else. They thought I was shooting a gun. Mother you know I hate guns and would never own one.
VM: Are you in jail now ??
JM: Yes I am in jail.
VM: I will call your uncle Bill in the morning and see if he can help you.
#28 Jan 15, 2012
Uncle Bill is Attorney Bill Wilson. Attorney Wilson went missing in 2010 for about six months. He reappeared in 2011 claiming he was abducted by aliens. He later claimed he was forced to have sex with a creature that resembles a bald headed Angelina Jolie. He said she kissed really good and drained him of his DNA several times. He claims the aliens returned him to a field south of Shepardsville that used to be a pig farm. Attorney Wilson resumed his practice and is now an attorney in good standing in Louisville and Bullitt County.
#29 Jan 15, 2012
Sunday Jan 15,2012 Attorney Wilson bonded Johnny Masters out of Jail and drove him to his mothers home in Prospect Kentucky.
Virginia Masters: Johnny you look like sh*t.
JM: Mother I feel like shi*.
VM: I'll have the cook fix you some breakfast.
JM: Thanks Mother, you are the best.
The Cook: Here is your breakfast Mister Masters.
JM: Thanks sweety, sausage and eggs, biscuits and gravy and cheese grits. And coffee, orange juice and milk. I love being a southern boy.
JM: I have to get in touch with LaTisha and find my car.
VM: Who is LaTisha
JM: She is my girl friend, a stunningly beautiful black girl. She could pass for white if she wanted to. Her hair and lips are beautiful (thinking to himself and her muff is superb).
#30 Jan 15, 2012
Where is this going ? When does Johnny get the woman ?
#31 Jan 15, 2012
Roofis apartment on North 34th street Louisville,KY. 10:30 Am. Roofis is awake and getting out of bed. He walks to the bathroom and begins to urinate.
RT: Ahhaaaa f**K dat hurts....... What wrong with my pecker ????
Roofis looks at his member and it is swolen twice it's normal size and is discolored the head being a bright purple. He walks into the kitchen where his crack hos are having coffee and cigarettes. Their idea of a hot breakfast.
RT: Something wrong wit my dick. Any you ho's been having any problems.
Thin ho in a blond wig
TH: I B itch in my privates a few days.
Fat ho in bathrobe
FH: I B itchin 2
RT: Get me some coffee. I think maybe I should go to the Emergency Room.
#32 Jan 15, 2012
Phone ringing at Johnny Master's apartment in Old Louisville LaTisha in bed with LeRoy the basketball player answers the phone.
JM: It's me Johnny, where are you ?? I called the sorority house and no one has seen you. So I tried you cell..
LW: I am at your place KaSaundra and I stayed here last night.
JM: What the f**K you doing there ???
LW: We stayed here to make sure your stuff is OK. Where are you ??
JM: I'm at my Mother's home in Prospect. I need you to come and get me.
LW: OK it will take me an hour or so to clean up.
JM: Hurry get your a$$ over here I may have a problem.
Johnny terminates call.
LW: Wake up LeRoy U got to go.
LR: Shut up bi*ch and let me sleep.
LeRoy the starting point guard walks slowly to the bathroom. He begins to urinate....
LR: aHaaaa f**K my dick is on fire.....
LeRoy's member is swollen to twice it's normal size and is leaking a yellow pus. LeRoy and his three team mates head for the Emergency Room at University Hospital.
LaTisha and KaSuandra hastily clean up Johnny's apartment.
#33 Jan 15, 2012
Johnny closes the door in his mother's bathroom and attempts to urinate. He is unable, his member is swollen shut. The head that used to be pink has turned purple.
JM: OH SH*T.... that hurts I feel like I am going to bust. Mother I need to go to the hospital.
Virginia Masters takes Johnny to the Emergency Room at Jewish Hospital. Johnny is examined by Doctor Stan Green, a specialist in infectious diseases.
Dr. Green consults with a college Dr. Arther Miller also a specialist in infectious diseases and STDs.
SG: I have never seen anything like this before.
AM: Yes it is like a weaponized version of the Bull Head Clap with a dose of Hemorrhagic Fever.
SG: We better notify the CDC in Atlanta.
#34 Jan 15, 2012
Dr. Florance Newton consulting with Dr. Ben Israel.
Examining samples of tissue and fluids from patients in Louisville Kentucky.
FN: This looks like some kind of DNA specific virus created to attack black males.
BI: Yes it seems to sicken white males but is catastrophic to black males.
FN: Black females seem to be the carrier. They develop mild rash and itching but nothing that would cause them to believe they are ill.
BI: There have been no cases reported among white females ?
BI: I believe this is a Bio Terror Weapon. I believe the Iraqis were working on something like this before the first gulf war. Then the Iranians picked up the research.
FN: We better call Home Land Security, It look like we have an outbreak on our hands.
#35 Jan 15, 2012
Janet Napolitano discussing the Louisville situation with Deputy Secretary Jane Lute.
JN: We have received word from Dr. Florance Newton at the CDC in Atlanta that a terrorist bio weapon has been released in the city of Louisville KY.
JL: That's terrible, what is the situation ??
JN: Three hundred dead and thousands sick and dieing. It is the STD from hell. A combination of the bull head clap and viral hemorrhagic fever. It is DNA specific targeting black males. Black females are the carriers. It seems to be a combination of four distinct families of RNA viruses.
JL: Do they have a cure ??
JN: Not yet. I guess we are going to quarenteen Louisville. Nobody comes in and noone goes out.
JL: Are you going to call out the National Guard?
JN: Hell no. Regular Army from Fort Campbell and Fort Knox.
#36 Jan 15, 2012
Intensive Care Unit University Hospital. ICU Doctor talking to ICU Nurse.
ICU Dr: That's about all we can do for Mr. Roofis
ICU Nurse: He is attached to life support but is not responding to any of the drugs. His penis fell off a few hours ago.
ICU Dr. Rotted Off you mean. This poor bas*ard would be better off if he died.
#37 Jan 15, 2012
Indiana side of Shermon Menton Bridge. Captian Martin 1st Squadron 16th Cavalry Regiment United States Army. Giving orders to his first sergeant.
CM: Pull be Bradleys up there to block the bridge. No one in or out.
FS: Yes Sir.
CM: The 3rd Infantry Brigade Combat Team, 1st Infantry Division will take care of the 2nd street bridge and the Clark Memorial.
#38 Jan 15, 2012
Road block on Preston Highway south of Louisville Elements of the 716th MP Battalion Sgt Mat O'Riley in Charge. Four Humvee one with roof mounted .50 heavy machine gun one with roof mounted Mk 19 Grenade Launcher. The Mk 19 is a 40 mm belt-fed automatic grenade launcher. A white SUV approaching the road block at high speed. Wood barricades 100 yards in front of Humvees.
Sgt O'Riley: If he crashes the barricades hit him with the Mk 19.
POM POM POM the SUV explodes and turns over.
A Private assigned to the Detail: Sarg you want to see if anyone is alive ??
Sgt O'Riley: No one in or out, you might get contaminated.
#39 Jan 15, 2012
Oh no! Is he okay ?
#40 Jan 16, 2012
ICU Unit at Jewish hospitsl. Staff Doctors discussing Johnny's condition.
Dr1: We have tried everything and the drugs are not helping.
Dr2: He isn't getting any better but he isn't getting any worse.
Dr1: Lets try a formula based on Mcrocyn Technology.
Dr2: You mean Vetericyn ???
12 hours later
Dr1: He seems to be improving.
24 hours later Johnny Masters speaks for the first time in 5 days.
JM: Can I have a drank of water ?? My throat is so dry.
Nurse: Yes but not to much at first.
JM: What happened to me ???
Nurse: You developed and infection. It nearly killed you.
Nurse: The Doctors found a drug based on Microyn Technology. A new drug developed for our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
#41 Jan 16, 2012
Center for Disease Control Atlanta:
DN: Good news from Louisville, They have had success treating the outbreak with Microyn Technology.
Dr. Ben Israel: You mean Vetericyn ??
DN: Yes it's the only thing that seems to work.
DI: Who would have thought ??
DN: They are saying that 24 hours after administering the fever breaks.
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