Johnny Masters and LaTisha Washington driving south on I-65 in a late model black BMW.
LW: Where we going Johnny ???
JM: I thought you might like a little ride in the country. I want to check out a place on Highway 44. It's an old pig farm. They say there is a Scarecrow in a corn field and I want to see if it is the real Scarecrow.
LW: Don't U think U are taking this to 4.
JM: No I am going to find that SOB and turn Roofis and LeRoy loose on him.
LW: That will cost you some green, they don't work for free.
JM: Whatever. That's Highway 44 exit coming up
LW: I C it.
JM: Which way Left or Right ???
20 minutes later
JM: YOU DUMB BI*CH!Here we are at Mt. Washington and still no Scarecrow.
LW: Well turn around and go the other way, and watch U language.
JM: Shut Up or I'll throw your a** out.
LW: Den U won't get any brown sugar.
JM: Ya about that.... ua I been having an itch on my wiener. You ain't been sleeping around have you ??
LW: No never Johnny U no I only love U.
JM: Maybe I picked something up off a toilet seat??
LW: That looks like it might been an old pig farm. It's hard to tell with this snow.
JM: Look around for a Scarecrow.
LW: What's dat ???
JM: That's him..... Look at that big black crow setting on his head. Hand me the 9mm from the glove box.
POW POW POW crow flies off. Two shots hit Scarecrow.
The BMW drives off.
Siren and blue lights flash. State Trooper pulls over BMW.
ST: What you shooting at Boy???
JM: Just a crow and an old Scarecrow.
ST: It's Illegal to shoot from a car, Get out and put your hands on the trunk.