Johnny "Crooked Nose" Masters
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lol

Radcliff, KY

#24 Sep 10, 2013
Johnathan Masters wrote:
So yeah... the same guy posts all the hate posts, and pretends he's a million different other people.#lame
Naw, what's lame is that big crooked beak of yous, little johnny! Lol...
lol

Lexington, KY

#25 Sep 22, 2013
Johnathan Masters wrote:
So yeah... the same guy posts all the hate posts, and pretends he's a million different other people.#lame
Tick tock, john boy! Tick tock!!!
lol

Lexington, KY

#26 Sep 23, 2013
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
You ever get that big crooked beak of your fixed, john boy? Lol
Attorney

Lexington, KY

#28 Sep 30, 2013
cathouse mouze wrote:
<quoted text> Didn't you get the nose fixed?
Are there any recent face Photos to show a before and after?
Nope, still crooked like a bird beak. He did quit wearing the shower hat though.
Johnathan Masters

Louisville, KY

#29 Sep 30, 2013
How does this help, attorney? Man, I knew I should have never paid you upfront!
Black Cat

AOL

#30 Oct 2, 2013
Johnathan Masters wrote:
So yeah... the same guy posts all the hate posts, and pretends he's a million different other people.#lame
Are you hear John
johns my bitch

Mountain Home, AR

#31 Nov 27, 2013
Johnny Crooked Nose wrote:
<quoted text>Look how crooked my nose is yall!
poor John, did you enjoy the reaming from tripod while you were in jail.
ha ha ha

Lexington, KY

#32 Apr 20, 2014
Update wrote:
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The day Johnny lost his booty virginity lmao
Lmao

Louisville, KY

#33 Feb 16, 2015
Now Johnny Crooked Nose is running for Lt Governer! Wtf?

"Lt. gov. candidate faces charges over outbursts"

http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/pol...
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Louisville, KY

#34 May 18, 2015
Lmao wrote:
Now Johnny Crooked Nose is running for Lt Governer! Wtf?
"Lt. gov. candidate faces charges over outbursts"
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/pol...
God help us if that lunatic is somehow elected...
lol

Louisville, KY

#35 May 19, 2015
John Masters wrote:
This really sucks yall. I wasn't very pretty to look at to begin with, and now after the police gave me an attitude ajustment, I got a big crooked nose now. Heck, it looks like I slept on my face wrong. Little kids are afraid of me 'cause they think that I'll peck their eyes out with my crooked beak. Can someone help me get it fixed? I want to look pretty for my new boyfriend in prison.
Still funny! Johnny's life is just one big comedy routine, lol.

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