Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,736

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

Full Story
Imposter

East Bernstadt, KY

#94480 Nov 29, 2013
3 heard the bear coming for him and knew he was in for a battle. He had seen bear tracks running parallel to the stream back in the meadow, huge tracks for a black. He knew it was a boar and he knew it was probably sick with the madness for it had left pools of white, frothy spittle every twenty steps or so. One bite or scratch from this bear, and 3 would be sick with the madness also, if he survived the encounter at all. He heard the bearís charge long before the bear came across the top of the ridge. It roared just as it came into his sight. 3 set the butt of his flint tipped spear against a twisted oak and stomped his moccasin into the ground for better traction. He meant to lower his spear just as the bear charged in. If he could time it exactly right he could use the bearís own heft against it, to drive the spear deep into the bearís neck or front midriff. As the bear lunged forward three lowered his spear, but his timing was a split second off, he missed the bearís neck instead connecting just above its snout and slicing a long gash across the top of the bearís nose all the way up to its right ear. The wound although deep only enraged the bear even more. It swatted at 3ís spear with both of its massive forepaws, but 3 had already placed a foot around the side of the tree and pivoted to the bearís left, putting the tree between himself and the enraged, bleeding bear.
Imposter

East Bernstadt, KY

#94481 Nov 29, 2013
Then he made a mad dash down the steep side of the ridge, jumping out dangerously long horizontal distances for so steep an incline. But by doing so he distanced himself from the bear as it madly tore huge chunks of bark from the tree 3 had just been behind. The bear came around from behind the tree just as 3 stopped in front of another tree 30 feet down the slope and looked around at his adversary. The gash on the bears head was bleeding profusely but the bear had lost no energy so far. 3 knew that the beast would bleed out in ten minutes, maybe even bleed out enough to become weakened to the point of immobility sooner, but for the moment the bellowing animal was full of rage, quick and deadly. It came at 3 in a full on charge,
Imposter

East Bernstadt, KY

#94482 Nov 29, 2013
Then it ate him. Naw-
Goodnight.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#94483 Nov 29, 2013
Once you quit believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear. Perhaps Miss EFont still believes and is why she does not get any wedgies either. LOL

Cinderella was entertained while watching Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and thought the popcorn on the ceiling fan was quite impressive. LOL

Level 1

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#94484 Nov 29, 2013
Ancient Wolf wrote:
Once you quit believing in Santa Claus, you get underwear. Perhaps Miss EFont still believes and is why she does not get any wedgies either. LOL

Cinderella was entertained while watching Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" and thought the popcorn on the ceiling fan was quite impressive. LOL
I do believe!
Misty eyed

Louisa, KY

#94487 Nov 29, 2013
Ahem, sleep is being elusive. Impostor, as I was reading your posts, I was reminded of the novels by Carlos Castaneda. Perhaps, 3 will become the bear and the bear mere man. As I sit here at my hovel at the edge of the woods, I wish for a sleeping potion. Lack of physical activity- need some chickens- and a nightcap, oh if only...
One reason for not wearing drawers, freedom and a cool breeze. Nothing like wearing a dress and a getting a light breeze on that bottom. Men avoid chaffing as well. Instead of Tom Petty's " Free Falling, " change that to ...all in the imagination. Lol.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#94488 Nov 30, 2013
Plus you don't need bleach if you don't wear tighty whities.(KISS.. keep it simple stupid LOL) So when I am asked if it is boxers or briefs, my answer is "depends". hehehe
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#94489 Nov 30, 2013
In my youth, for Christmas I got a new pair of trousers with the pockets removed. My folks were frugal and gave me new clothes and my toys all in the same package. LOL
Anne

Brooklyn, NY

#94490 Nov 30, 2013
The Christmas Goody Box! That way Mom doesn't have to wrap every single box of crayons/coloring book or package of undies. She was probably more frugal with her time than anything else. Especially if she had several kids. You know how kids count the number of Christmas gifts passed to them, making sure Sis didnt get more packages? Mom made sure the numbers came out equal even if she stuck the undies and socks into the same package.
Tightie whities, not for my better half any more! Got those jewel tones so he can throw them in with jeans, shirts and towels ( which are jewel toned too)!l makes his laundry day easier and successful. Now if there was a solution for the coffee stains from coffee jostled while driving....
Anne

Brooklyn, NY

#94491 Nov 30, 2013
Imposter wrote:
Then it ate him. Naw-
Goodnight.
You were goin' soooo good and then wham! you got tired and went to bed.
It's good to know there's a little substance to your ornery self!
Anne

Brooklyn, NY

#94492 Nov 30, 2013
@Misty: lack of physical activity is doing me in also. Not much to do here except eat and sleep. If it wasnt for the stairs to the bedrooms and basement laundry it'd be zero, zip, zilch exercise.

@Miss E: those naughty boys and their monkey bar treats. You'll have to watch them every step of the way. You've kept the upper hand and you haven't even broken a sweat! Lol
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#94493 Nov 30, 2013
She read the Surgeon General's warning that sweating on the monkey bars could be hazardous to her health.

Level 1

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#94494 Nov 30, 2013
Ancient Wolf wrote:
She read the Surgeon General's warning that sweating on the monkey bars could be hazardous to her health.
Absolutely. I was up there, on the monkey bars and realized that "on the monkey bars" was more than a mere prepositional phrase, in some random run-on sentence on some bird thread in this little thing we call life.
It was a metaphor! As I climbed around, looking down into the eyes of the abyss and saw those hungry eyes looking up from those folding lawn chairs, I knew I was but prey for the hungry beasts below. So with a flip of my skirt, and a well timed dismount that would put Nadia Comaneci to shame, I ran --- ran till I found a shoe store. Grasping the red leather spectator pump with contrasting white piping trim to my chest, I cried out to the world---"I will never go shoeless again!"
Yep

Greenville, KY

#94495 Nov 30, 2013
Those things can be hazardous. Saw many a young child dashed upon their steely structure!!!
Imposter

East Bernstadt, KY

#94496 Nov 30, 2013
Anne wrote:
<quoted text>
You were goin' soooo good and then wham! you got tired and went to bed.
It's good to know there's a little substance to your ornery self!
Perhaps just a little, maybe even a little more than I've show here so far. Some wonderful things could yet reside in the mists, waiting for the right time to appear?
A huge grey wolf comes to his aid from the depths of the great forest. The great, all encompassing forest far away in a time yet to be. Long after the mountain wormwood smacked the earth setting humanity back a little, to where it was meant to be.
Gotta go for a day or two.
Imposter

East Bernstadt, KY

#94497 Nov 30, 2013
Misty eyed wrote:
Ahem, sleep is being elusive. Impostor, as I was reading your posts, I was reminded of the novels by Carlos Castaneda. Perhaps, 3 will become the bear and the bear mere man. As I sit here at my hovel at the edge of the woods, I wish for a sleeping potion. Lack of physical activity- need some chickens- and a nightcap, oh if only...
One reason for not wearing drawers, freedom and a cool breeze. Nothing like wearing a dress and a getting a light breeze on that bottom. Men avoid chaffing as well. Instead of Tom Petty's " Free Falling, " change that to ...all in the imagination. Lol.
Make him get you a treadmill and put a tablet with a good book on the front of it, then you can read and exercise at the same time.
He'll be back soon I'm sure.
His job is a very important job that often goes unnoticed. America would come to a standstill without truckers.
See you in a day or so.
-Out the door.
alton

San Antonio, TX

#94499 Nov 30, 2013
Finchh wrote:
I think it has something to do with us burning all that coal!!!
I think that the Goper are killing them and when you can't drive your car on the streets and highways then they will blame it on Oboma.
Yep

Greenville, KY

#94500 Nov 30, 2013
Huh?

Level 1

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#94501 Nov 30, 2013
Anne wrote:
Btw... Ohio Jeep Girl!!!
Hello! Miss you.
Her computer is temporarily out of commission, but is being repaired. Hope that she will rejoin the conversation. It's very amusing these days.
Crows

Princeton, KY

#94502 Nov 30, 2013
There baaaaack

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Louisville Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
GMO Labeling 2 hr ccat 1
Loserville Cardinals are about to be DESTROYED 3 hr Cats Fan 19
who won the U of L and UK game? 4 hr people r ignorant 6
Foxy Lady Strip Club (Mar '13) 4 hr godbackwardsisdog 33
Michael W Storm Child molestor 9 hr I know 1
Who's the biggest snitch/narc in Louisville? (Dec '10) 9 hr sfd 33
Mr Governor 11 hr mud slinger 6
Carla Rushing Aka The pornstar Cody lane Living... (Nov '11) Dec 22 The real cody lane 260
Louisville Dating
Find my Match
More from around the web

Louisville People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE

Louisville News, Events & Info

Click for news, events and info in Louisville

Personal Finance

Mortgages [ See current mortgage rates ]

NFL Latest News

Updated 3:23 am PST

Bleacher Report 3:23AM
Coby Fleener Realizing His Potential, Developing into Solid TE for Colts Offense
NFL 3:54 AM
Mike Tomlin downplays spat with Reggie Nelson
Bleacher Report 5:00 AM
NFL Super Bowl Odds, Wild Card Analysis
Bleacher Report 6:12 AM
Steelers Attempt the Worst Fake Punt
Bleacher Report 8:14 AM
2014-15 Wild Card Round Fantasy Football Quarterback Rankings