I don't know why anyone ever makes a fruitcake. No one likes the d**n stuff. It tastes awful.<quoted text>
My mother had a friend that sent her homemade fruitcake every year. The thing weighed 321 lbs. my mom would say , "eat that fruitcake, she went through so much trouble". We would take it outside and bury it in the yard or hide it in the trees-- the dog refused to eat the stuff
This Christmas I need to send one to everyone I don't like.