Well UNA, I got my letter today and I will get enough increase to get you a little Gift, but not enough to wrap it or pay shipping and processing. So if you will forawrd $19.95 for shipping and processing, I will send you a fake plastic dog doo that you can stick down in your overalls, strain real big, turn red faced, shake the doo out of the leg and say "That was just a wee bit more than I bargained for".<quoted text>
Good morning AW, have fun shopping with your lady friend. It won't hurt my feelings if you feel like buying me a really nice Christmas gift while you are out shopping. Mr. Obama will bless you the third Wednesday in Jan. with your raise. LOL.
BUT WAIT, if you include extra shipping and processing, I will send you a SECOND dog doo for free.