Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

[Yes]

Looks as if this Uni Farter guy may have very well met his match!

[Tollesboro Guy]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Humpaburn, I won't "correct" this post if you will tell us the story about you and your old Harley leaking oil. Just the Harley leaking oil and you spending the night in a Tee pee with three drunk Indians and a dog. I see a lot of corrections that are needed. Hahahaha.

Ho Hum.

[Tollesboro Guy]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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I am just trying to share my best ASSets. Hehehe.

Quit going "HeHeHe" You sound like a little girl. Tired of you.

[Tollesboro Guy]

Mr_X wrote:

Here's what I know. The US government is out for blood. 9-11 was a hoax. It wasn't a terrorist attack by any outside country but by our own government. It was meant to strike fear in the US citizens and used as a reason to go into the Middle East to steal oil. The same things fixing to happen in Lybia. It's all about money and power.
The government has set up FEMA camps all across America, from Washington to Florida. The US Military has received shipments of RFID chips that are being distributed through the Swine Flu Vaccine and most military personnel has already received their shot. It's no bigger than a grain of rice and is used for keeping track of your bank accounts as well as your location. Anyone who gets the Swine Flu shot is given a bracelet that will be used to identify those who have and those that have not had the shot. Those that refuse to take the shot will be arrested and taken to one of the many FEMA camps, which the military are calling "death camps", where they will either take the shot or a bullet. They call this population control..aka "human depopulation". There are 6.6 billion people in the world. They want to drop that number to 500 million.
There is already Chinese soldiers in the US, along with UN and Russian soldiers, awaiting the order for martial law. Iran is fixing to launch a nuclear attack on Isreal which will light the fuse for WW3. And Barack Obama is right in the middle of it. He personally asked Iran for a delay on the attack until after the election. They're calling this war "Operation Armageddon". Imagine that. When martial law goes into effect, the US government plans to take our weapons, our property, and our lives.
Our rights as American citizens and our freedoms declared by the Constitution are about be obsolete. Gas prices will sky rocket, people will starve, and many will die. This war will be fought on US soil. It will demolish most of the East Coast. This will be Hell on earth. Do what you have to do to protect your family. Stock up on canned food, batteries, water, and weapons. You're gonna need it. This is Top Secret Info. people. If I didn't have a heart and a conscience then you would never know until it was too late. I'm risking my life to tell you this. I hope it was worth it.

Search Google under FEMA death camps. You can see all the pretty little coffins.

[Ancient Wolf]

Mr_X wrote:

Here's what I know. The US government is out for blood. 9-11 was a hoax. It wasn't a terrorist attack by any outside country but by our own government. It was meant to strike fear in the US citizens and used as a reason to go into the Middle East to steal oil. The same things fixing to happen in Lybia. It's all about money and power.
The government has set up FEMA camps all across America, from Washington to Florida. The US Military has received shipments of RFID chips that are being distributed through the Swine Flu Vaccine and most military personnel has already received their shot. It's no bigger than a grain of rice and is used for keeping track of your bank accounts as well as your location. Anyone who gets the Swine Flu shot is given a bracelet that will be used to identify those who have and those that have not had the shot. Those that refuse to take the shot will be arrested and taken to one of the many FEMA camps, which the military are calling "death camps", where they will either take the shot or a bullet. They call this population control..aka "human depopulation". There are 6.6 billion people in the world. They want to drop that number to 500 million.
There is already Chinese soldiers in the US, along with UN and Russian soldiers, awaiting the order for martial law. Iran is fixing to launch a nuclear attack on Isreal which will light the fuse for WW3. And Barack Obama is right in the middle of it. He personally asked Iran for a delay on the attack until after the election. They're calling this war "Operation Armageddon". Imagine that. When martial law goes into effect, the US government plans to take our weapons, our property, and our lives.
Our rights as American citizens and our freedoms declared by the Constitution are about be obsolete. Gas prices will sky rocket, people will starve, and many will die. This war will be fought on US soil. It will demolish most of the East Coast. This will be Hell on earth. Do what you have to do to protect your family. Stock up on canned food, batteries, water, and weapons. You're gonna need it. This is Top Secret Info. people. If I didn't have a heart and a conscience then you would never know until it was too late. I'm risking my life to tell you this. I hope it was worth it.

And the Boogie man and things that go bump in the night are out to get you too.

[Miss E Font]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>And the Boogie man and things that go bump in the night are out to get you too.

A definite disadvantage to being a single gal---when something goes bump in the night, I don't have anyone to wake up and say "honey did you hear that?"

[lol]

75678 + comments?

[Hempburn]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Humpaburn, I won't "correct" this post if you will tell us the story about you and your old Harley leaking oil. Just the Harley leaking oil and you spending the night in a Tee pee with three drunk Indians and a dog. I see a lot of corrections that are needed. Hahahaha.

Hempy does not negotiate with terroist. Readers are smart and know you from me, so you make no impact when you explode. Enjoy.

[Ancient Wolf]

Miss E Font wrote:

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A definite disadvantage to being a single gal---when something goes bump in the night, I don't have anyone to wake up and say "honey did you hear that?"

About the same with a single man. No one to hide under the covers with. hahaha

[THE UNA FARTER]

Hempburn wrote:

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Hempy does not negotiate with terroist. Readers are smart and know you from me, so you make no impact when you explode. Enjoy.

You are to late Humpy. Sadly. I had to correct your post and put it in proper prespective. I always feel better knowing that out there somewhere is the super hero, Humpaburn.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Ancient Wolf wrote:

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About the same with a single man. No one to hide under the covers with. hahaha

You got that right Mr. Scruff and no one to give you a chewing out for making the covers flutter with an early morning fart. Sometimes my little dog kicks and squirms a bit, but that's about it. Hope you and dog are making plans to attend your favorite house of worship today. Good day to you.

[Ancient Wolf]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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You got that right Mr. Scruff and no one to give you a chewing out for making the covers flutter with an early morning fart. Sometimes my little dog kicks and squirms a bit, but that's about it. Hope you and dog are making plans to attend your favorite house of worship today. Good day to you.

Yep, I am dressed in my best bibbed overalls and about ready to walk out the door. Dog wants to get there early to snack on the crayons. Good day to you as well.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Yes wrote:

Looks as if this Uni Farter guy may have very well met his match!

Surely you jest. The wanna' be's come and go. They swrivel like a tender plant with no root system in the noon day Sun.

[Tollesboro Guy]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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Surely you jest. The wanna' be's come and go. They swrivel like a tender plant with no root system in the noon day Sun.

But the deadly serious ones will be around to correct misspellings like "shrivel".And FYI, wearing my dress bibs to church today as well. No Sunday School though, only 8 practice sessions left for the Christmas Play and I have to be there for that! After, of course, I run back and grab a frosted pastry for energy.

[Tollesboro Guy]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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You are to late Humpy. Sadly. I had to correct your post and put it in proper prespective. I always feel better knowing that out there somewhere is the super hero, Humpaburn.

Yet, you failed to correct the word "terrorist" in that post as you changed the imlpication. What am I to infer?

[RoamingInsomniac]

Look the birds are out. It's REALLY cold. If I were a bird, I would stay IN today.

[qwerty]

You could be the victim of friendly fart in the office, so be sure to keep your eyes and ears open. If you're not there to represent yourself, someone may misrepresent you. It's nothing personal, but just what happens when people assume things. Make your presence felt - let people know where you fart and what you stand for!

[THE UNA FARTER]

Tollesboro Guy wrote:

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Yet, you failed to correct the word "terrorist" in that post as you changed the imlpication. What am I to infer?

I only correct what I want to correct, in Humpaburns posts. I give up, what are you to infer? It might that you are a fake and a buttwipe. Keeps you guessing doesn't it, simpleton?

[THE UNA FARTER]

qwerty wrote:

You could be the victim of friendly fart in the office, so be sure to keep your eyes and ears open. If you're not there to represent yourself, someone may misrepresent you. It's nothing personal, but just what happens when people assume things. Make your presence felt - let people know where you fart and what you stand for!

Bless you qwerty and down with Beano. Your horoscope reading has enriched my day. Beautiful.

[THE UNA FARTER]

Got to go, off to Sunday School. Have a good day,,,,you refarts not so much.