Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Jan 5, 2011 Full story: The Cincinnati Enquirer 81,680

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#75781 Nov 26, 2012
Did UNA explode and pass on to the other side ? I thought maybe those eulogies were indicative of something. I follow no one. He is just an ASS-ociate. LOL
raven

Fort Gay, WV

#75782 Nov 26, 2012
Yeah, it's odd Una's not around ...He's got those heart problem. Hope, the Ol Fart hasn't gone capoot. He's surly,but easygoing. And gets as much as he gives. Old coot:)
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#75783 Nov 26, 2012
I saw a TV program once about human instantaneous combustion. I suppose that is one possibility if the Ol Coot did not release that methane at the proper moment. LOL

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Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#75784 Nov 26, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
Did UNA explode and pass on to the other side ? I thought maybe those eulogies were indicative of something. I follow no one. He is just an ASS-ociate. LOL
I'm still on this side, AW. Still farting like a bloated mule. LOL. I have been busy today with a little project I am messing with. I have been talking with different folks on the phone today. It seemed that so many desired my Gems of Wisdom today. I guess it was the long weekend. A special thanks goes out to Humpaburn. He was on a roll getting caught up on his morning reports today. Afakebeliever flew in from the Cukoo Nest today. It was horrible as usual. Have a good night, AW. Afakebeliever,,,,Nah.

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FARTSBURG

#75785 Nov 26, 2012
raven wrote:
Yeah, it's odd Una's not around ...He's got those heart problem. Hope, the Ol Fart hasn't gone capoot. He's surly,but easygoing. And gets as much as he gives. Old coot:)
Good news Raven, I'm still here. Please don't pull your hair out and cry. LOL.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#75786 Nov 26, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm still on this side, AW. Still farting like a bloated mule. LOL. I have been busy today with a little project I am messing with. I have been talking with different folks on the phone today. It seemed that so many desired my Gems of Wisdom today. I guess it was the long weekend. A special thanks goes out to Humpaburn. He was on a roll getting caught up on his morning reports today. Afakebeliever flew in from the Cukoo Nest today. It was horrible as usual. Have a good night, AW. Afakebeliever,,,,Nah.
Well I am glad you did not explode. I did not want to go buy new overalls for the last rites. The timing was a bit off too. I had spent all my 3rd Wednesday money and can't even get more overalls at the GOODWILL with my quarter.

They did have a polyester pant suit there for a $1 and I could not even afford that and besides they did not have any black and white two-toned wing tipped shoes to match. I don't know why they require such high fashion at the final services.
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#75787 Nov 26, 2012
I finished my wood cutting and went to bed way too early. I need to get the dog up and send him out so that I have an excuse for being up at this time of the night.
Hempburn

Whitley City, KY

#75789 Nov 27, 2012
Enjoying the brew this early am and watching a pumpkin chuckin contest on the tube. Some of these dudes spend a lot of moola to chuck a pumpkin. The air cannons are blasting them over a mile. I Finally broke up my jack o lanterns yesterday so the birds and squirrels could enjoy them, so maybe that makes me pumpkin chucker too.

Have a good one,,,,, trolls, not so much.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#75790 Nov 27, 2012
The rain didn't bother the birds, but it did me. lol
so true

Morgantown, KY

#75791 Nov 27, 2012
Today is give back Tuesday...
I would ask everyone to do one act of giving today, in some way. Feed someone, open the door for a stranger, help someone in need. Give away something you no longer need. We dont have to be rich to help in some way. We can all make a change, within ourself , we just have to start and I am daring myself first to do whatever I can today.. I would love to hear any, that has been done today ...
For providing warmth for someone else, we also warm our heart within.....

A long time ago in a far off world,
Where clouds of a different color swirled,
Lived the Bagfill Folk whose name it derives
From the way they tended to live their lives.

Each child when they became of age
Was taken aside by a self-styled sage
And given a bag made of magic and silk.
You never have seen a bag of this ilk.

'Take this bag,' the sage would say.
'You must take it everywhere, every day
'And collect pretty things and put them therein.
'To abstain from this task is a mortal sin.'

'And one day, I cannot tell you the date
'It might be soon or it might be late
'The bag will be full and on that day
'Your happiness ever more will stay.'

So out they would set, with their bags in hand,
Making their way through this far off land,
Doing their best to fill up their sacks
With treasures and trinkets and other nik naks.

But no matter how many prizes they got,
(Some got a few and some got a lot),
The bags never seemed to get any fuller
And the searching began to get duller and duller.

'What is the point?' they began to ask.
'Why are we doing this thankless task?'
Then the sages would come and make them feel small
For daring to question the point of it all.

One day there appeared (were not sure from where)
A man who the fear merchants just could not scare
He strode through the land with his head held high,
Giving and helping without asking why.

The sages tried every trick in the book
To make others think that this man was a crook,
But to those who had met him, it soon became clear
That his motives were pure and his actions sincere.

They followed and asked him why he was not scared
And from where he was getting the things that he shared
'Its simple,' he said,'needs no thinking about,
'I just took my bag and turned it inside out.'

Day all ,,, may it be a good one , and if ya see someone with their bag inside out , dont laugh, maybe they are givin it all today as well!!!!:)
Ancient Wolf

Lexington, KY

#75792 Nov 27, 2012
so true wrote:
Today is give back Tuesday...
I would ask everyone to do one act of giving today, in some way. Feed someone, open the door for a stranger, help someone in need. Give away something you no longer need. We dont have to be rich to help in some way. We can all make a change, within ourself , we just have to start and I am daring myself first to do whatever I can today.. I would love to hear any, that has been done today ...
For providing warmth for someone else, we also warm our heart within.....
That is a good idea for today and everyday, except I don't expect to see anyone today to give something to or to open the door for. So after reading this, I took the chickens some banana bread as an alternative to the same old chicken feed. That is also why when I do get out of here, I like to take the old folks a few eggs.

Since: Jul 12

Houston, TX

#75793 Nov 27, 2012
Son: Dad there is someone at the door to collect donations for a new community swimming pool.

Dad: Give him a glass of water.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#75794 Nov 27, 2012
Well, no birds out this morning that I can see.
But I have to leave so I won't see them anyway. BOO!!

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Level 1

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#75795 Nov 27, 2012
BIG_STEVIE wrote:
Son: Dad there is someone at the door to collect donations for a new community swimming pool.
Dad: Give him a glass of water.
Heebie_Jeebie Stevie; That joke was extremely boring, corny, and very vulgar. The folks on the political topics might enjoy this nonsense. They are nuts like you.

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Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#75796 Nov 27, 2012
Ancient Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>
Well I am glad you did not explode. I did not want to go buy new overalls for the last rites. The timing was a bit off too. I had spent all my 3rd Wednesday money and can't even get more overalls at the GOODWILL with my quarter.
They did have a polyester pant suit there for a $1 and I could not even afford that and besides they did not have any black and white two-toned wing tipped shoes to match. I don't know why they require such high fashion at the final services.
I'm glad I didn't explode too, AW. That's what's going to happen to these folks that clain they don't fart. I think they lie and are closet farters. Oh Lord AW, wouldn't you love to have one of those spiffy polyester leisure suits from the 60's? I know a guy that had a lime green one. He said he had a friend that told him that was the prettiest suit he had ever seen. He kept on until my friend sold it to him. LOL. That's the truth. You talk about dressed up, a leisure suit and a pair of those two tone wing tip shoes you were talking about. I'll tell you AW, the women would down us right on the church steps. LOL.
Hempburn

Whitley City, KY

#75799 Nov 27, 2012
Wasn't you supposed to spontaniously combust today ?

“April 27, 10 Year anniversary ”

Since: May 12

All Over This Land

#75800 Nov 27, 2012
W KY Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
Never heard that one.:) I have always heard "the guilty dog barks first".
Well, go back to the first page and scroll through. You will see what I mean. I like your saying but the proof here is in the number of posts. And, though i love the fox analogy, the scent is inn FRONT of me. FYI, I'm an "E KY Guy" Here's the test. Are you a UL or a UK B-Ball fan?:-)
Welp

United States

#75801 Nov 27, 2012
Stop
HAMMERTIME!

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Level 1

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#75802 Nov 27, 2012
Hempburn wrote:
Wasn't you supposed to spontaniously combust today ?
I think some folks were hopeful of that happening, Humpaburn. My relief valve is still operating well though. I would be my advice to not stand behind me and fire up a doobie. You might go up in a fire ball.
raven

Fort Gay, WV

#75803 Nov 27, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>Good news Raven, I'm still here. Please don't pull your hair out and cry. LOL.
Ahhh, you'd be dust in the wind eventually. For every death there's a birth. The renewal of life is always more pleasant.LOL. By the time you're looking around the corner at death one's to pooped and pop. Hope, you have wind in your sails today...For one day we all dissipate. Been raining here. Babysitting this evening so my brother can work. The week's winding down fast.

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